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3 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

So Travis County Early Voting Day 1 exceeded the Presidential Election Year Early Voting Day 1 by a couple hundred.  In other words, the orange line is above the green line right now.  Lulz.

 

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Probably all the Travis County Republicans pissed off at how cavanaugh was treated is my guess there. 

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  • voted on my way home from work.  only had to wait about 20 minutes.  voted against every republican on the ballot and in races where they were unopposed, i left it blank.   fuck them for what the

  • You, sir, are a true hero of the Fourth Reich.

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    Not me, man. As I've said before, I'm going through the entire ballot and actively voting against every R I see. If it's an L next to their name and no one else, they get my vote. My freedom boner wil

3 hours ago, DaysOff said:

3 minute wait in the sticks of Comal County.

Ted Cruz hates schlitterbahn. Wants it shut down yesterday. 

4 hours ago, MidTexHorn said:

I was just about to post the Midland numbers. My three takeaways:

1) I have no doubt that there will be a higher percentage of Dem voters in that mix than usual, what with all of the influx of oilfield workers and Houston young professionals plus the Beto factor.

 

You think oilfield workers lean left?

 

LOLz.

3 minutes ago, slorch said:

You think oilfield workers lean left?

 

LOLz.

No everyone in Midland is an oilfield worker either.

5 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

No everyone in Midland is an oilfield worker either.

agreed, but the assertion he made was independent of that.

1 minute ago, Steamboat1874 said:

No everyone in Midland is an oilfield worker either.

I thought they all lived in Odessa. At least they used to. 

I wonder if potty Patrick is going to try and do away with early voting now. Man that guy is a loser.

I will be interested to see how Montgomery County breaks down.  Curious specifically how much The Woodlands swings away from 99.99% red.  Certainly will still be ruby red, but I know there are more than a handful of staunch conservatives in the community who are sick of what has happened to the republicans.

1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

Probably all the Travis County Republicans pissed off at how cavanaugh was treated is my guess there. 

And you would be wrong as usual.

12 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

I will be interested to see how Montgomery County breaks down.  Curious specifically how much The Woodlands swings away from 99.99% red.  Certainly will still be ruby red, but I know there are more than a handful of staunch conservatives in the community who are sick of what has happened to the republicans.

You are conflating conservatism with the GOP.   Neither party really represents those concerns. 

Beta  is hardly worth cutting off your own nose...to spite your face, with the vote, of course.

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Just now, slorch said:

You are conflating conservatism with the GOP.   Neither party really represents those concerns. 

Beta offers nothing but shit the Boomers and Russians already failed with.  That is hardly worth cutting off your own nose...to spite your face.

No, I'm talking about conservatives in The Woodlands who are sick of what has happened to the party that traditionally represented conservatives and who are voting for Beto.  Not conflating anything with anything or speaking of something I don't know about directly.  Not talking about anything other than what I know anecdotally (but personally), not speculating that The Woodlands will go at all blue.  But I'm talking about conversations I've listened to between people who have been politically connected in that community since before there was a Target, and wondering how far that sentiment goes.

22 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

No, I'm talking about conservatives in The Woodlands who are sick of what has happened to the party that traditionally represented conservatives and who are voting for Beto.  Not conflating anything with anything or speaking of something I don't know about directly.  Not talking about anything other than what I know anecdotally (but personally), not speculating that The Woodlands will go at all blue.  But I'm talking about conversations I've listened to between people who have been politically connected in that community since before there was a Target, and wondering how far that sentiment goes.

Not very.

 

We'll see.

15 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I wasn’t expecting that.  Figured the rain would keep some people out of the lines. 

The dead don't mind the precip...

56 minutes ago, slorch said:

You are conflating conservatism with the GOP.   Neither party really represents those concerns. 

Beta  is hardly worth cutting off your own nose...to spite your face, with the vote, of course.

"Beta" is probably not the best insult to throw around when your man is Ted Cruz.

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2 hours ago, slorch said:

You think oilfield workers lean left?

 

LOLz.

No I don’t. But maybe they’re 80-20 Republican. I think it’s possible that between the new ones in town and the many new young professionals, the typical 90-10 Midland split for the Republicans may be altered. To what I don’t know, but I suspect it won’t be 90-10. LULZ back at ya, fuckface. 

Waited an hour at the Ben White/Manchac Randall’s. Felt so good to vote against the party of bigotry and trump

30 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

"Beta" is probably not the best insult to throw around when your man is Ted Cruz.

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By "Beta" I thought he was referring to Cruz. There is only one Beta in the race.

Cruz is creepy as fuck.  No dispute here.

 

His politics is still light years better than BetaBoyHippiefuck 

My sister who almost never votes and when she does only votes Republican - as in she has literally never voted for a Democrat in her life, just told me she stood in line after work for an hour and 15 minutes to vote a straight Democratic ticket. Hope there are a lot more like her out there. 

11 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Waited an hour at the Ben White/Manchac Randall’s. Felt so good to vote against the party of bigotry and trump

i waited for an hour once at the ben white randall's, but it was just a line of confused people with expired coupons

I’m going to try and vote tomorrow in Fort Worth. Wish me luck.

 

would appreciate it if anyone had an update on how crowded the polls are out here. Will be voting for every democrat no matter what except for Lupe valdez. Sorry guys she can barely put a coherent sentence together. I can’t support her, but Beto and everyone else hell yeah! I just want to get it over with.

8 minutes ago, slorch said:

Cruz is creepy as fuck.  No dispute here.

 

His politics is still light years better than BetaBoyHippiefuck 

Juvenile delinquent sporting a duckass hair cut all slicked back like a hoodlum and probably listens to the rock and roll. Better stay off my lawn or I'll have my colored man run 'em right off, yessirree! 

3 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

i waited for an hour once at the ben white randall's, but it was just a line of confused people with expired coupons

Randall’s is a leper colony.  But at least it was open.  Amirite?

15 minutes ago, slorch said:

Cruz is creepy as fuck.  No dispute here.

 

His politics is still light years better than BetaBoyHippiefuck 

Generation X doesn't have hippies, you old fart.

24 minutes ago, F250 said:

Generation X doesn't have hippies, you old fart.

I am Gen X...  but that's Surly old...

2 hours ago, Celery Man said:

I will be interested to see how Montgomery County breaks down.  Curious specifically how much The Woodlands swings away from 99.99% red.  Certainly will still be ruby red, but I know there are more than a handful of staunch conservatives in the community who are sick of what has happened to the republicans.

Montgomery went 79.7% for Romney, 73.5% for Trump. If Beto can get it under 70% Cruz that will be a big advantage for him.

Someone mentioned Midland that went 80.0% for Romney and 75.1% for Trump, so that is another place where even 70% for Cruz would be a big Beto advantage. Similarly Lubbock went 69.6% for Romney and 66.3% for Trump. Small improvements in red counties could be huge this election. 

Cruz won 80% of Montgomery county in 2012.  I bet he doesn’t hit that number again.

1 hour ago, slorch said:

Cruz is creepy as fuck.  No dispute here.

 

His politics is still light years better than BetaBoyHippiefuck 

How old are you?

 

Nvm saw your other post. Of course you're Gen X. Worthless and can't help yourself. Definitely in sales

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How old are you?
 
Nvm saw your other post. Of course you're Gen X. Worthless and can't help yourself. Definitely in sales

You must be new around here. I’d say most of the pro-Beto peeps in the Beto thread are Gen X and older millennials.

I stand by it, Gen X co-workers cannot help themselves and are worthless. 

30 minutes ago, Jack Burton said:

I stand by it, Gen X co-workers cannot help themselves and are worthless. 

That's because you work the graveyard shift at Jack in the Box.

 

3 hours ago, Texas73 said:

And you would be wrong as usual.

You do realize I was joking right? If not, no harm, standard routine internet foul. 

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11 hours ago, slorch said:

Cruz is creepy as fuck.  No dispute here.

 

His politics is still light years better than BetaBoyHippiefuck 

What exactly are his politics?

I will wait right here while you enlighten us.

Just now, Steamboat1874 said:

What exactly are his politics?

I will wait right here while you enlighten us.

Hurr durr open borders socialism gun grabber tranny lover 

9 hours ago, Jack Burton said:

I stand by it, Gen X co-workers cannot help themselves and are worthless. 

Nah, they just don't share the primary value of your pathetic generation, which is your own self-importance. 

I think he was referring to Cruz, who definitely wants to protect pre-existing conditons and healthcare like all of the other good and honest republicans.

8 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

What exactly are his politics?

I will wait right here while you enlighten us.

lol you think slorch knows anything beyond  D=socialist?

ideally for the Blues is to have the Red counties have low turnout but seems turnout is big everywhere which isn't a good sign for Beto. 

10 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

What exactly are his politics?

I will wait right here while you enlighten us.

Oh so coy.  You don’t know that Beto curries favor from lefties by embracing conservative stances, do you?

 

 

It's hard to tell what's going on. 800 people showed up to a Beto rally in Abilene. I guarantee you more Dems are turning out in places like Abilene than would in a typical midterm election. How much is also republicans who are doing their duty to protect us from socialism and gungrabbing? I don't know.

 

 

10 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

What exactly are his politics?

I will wait right here while you enlighten us.

Oh so coy.  You don’t know that Beto curries favor from lefties by embracing conservative stances, do you?

 

 

20 minutes ago, NowThis said:

ideally for the Blues is to have the Red counties have low turnout but seems turnout is big everywhere which isn't a good sign for Beto. 

Agree, but I have hope that more people are voting for Beto in Red counties than voted for Clinton. She didn't go to all 254 counties. 

7 minutes ago, slorch said:

Oh so coy.  You don’t know that Beto curries favor from lefties by embracing conservative stances, do you?

 

 

Again you said you are voting for Cruz because of his politics.

What the fuck are his "politics"? 

11 minutes ago, Texas73 said:

Agree, but I have hope that more people are voting for Beto in Red counties than voted for Clinton. She didn't go to all 254 counties. 

NowThis = Orca = alt-right concern troll who pretends to be a perpetually worried Dem

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