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Patterson shut down Shawn "TurnoverMachine" Robinson for the year, too

 

3 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Remember ISU's QB last year, who Orlando skull-fucked so bad he just up and quit football?  Orlando basically did the same thing to Robinson this year.

I really thought this guy was the real deal.

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1 hour ago, El Diablo said:

Boy kin you imagine if their QB did this?

I hate puns, but I repped this.

Jesus. There is a slight chance they miss bowl season at this point. They need three wins out of:

@Kansas
Kansas St.
@West Virginia
@Baylor
Oklahoma St.

That's a lot of one score type of games to be counting on. I mean we play one score games and it's nerve-wracking, but without Turpin this could get hairy for the frogs.

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Jesus. There is a slight chance they miss bowl season at this point. They need three wins out of:

@Kansas
Kansas St.
@West Virginia
@Baylor
Oklahoma St.

That's a lot of one score type of games to be counting on. I mean we play one score games and it's nerve-wracking, but without Turpin this could get hairy for the frogs.

Bad time for them to be going to Lawrence. That could be a true rock (chalk Jayhawk) bottom scenario waiting to happen.

Went from a situation where both Meacham and Cumbie were being considered for HC positions (when they were together) to where now both might be out as OC's?

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I can't understand why some of you seem concerned with the state of this man's health.

He looks quite mentally and physically capable of handling this news on top of the direction of their season so far. 

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Just the same way it is legal to consume alcohol in Texas, but illegal to drive while intoxicated on it.

It’s the little differences.
1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

Remember ISU's QB last year, who Orlando skull-fucked so bad he just up and quit football?  Orlando basically did the same thing to Robinson this year.

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Can you imagine the look on the cop’s face if he took off?

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45 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Also, why are we talking about weed when it says on the first page he was arrested for assault?

This.  I don't think Texas's drug laws are so draconian that you get an assault with bodily harm charge from being caught with weed.

dude is NFL material....ready for the show

apparently he has a bench warrant active in New Mexico for a March arrest for battery of a household member, criminal damage to the property of a household member under $1000 (hmmm maybe a phone??) and interference with communications.  Somebody has some major anger issues.

6 minutes ago, WBT said:

This.  I don't think Texas's drug laws are so draconian that you get an assault with bodily harm charge from being caught with weed.

I'm assuming that the poster who originally mentioned weed was scanning the arrest sheet and saw other people who had been arrested for possession.

8 minutes ago, TXSooner518 said:

apparently he has a bench warrant active in New Mexico for a March arrest for battery of a household member, criminal damage to the property of a household member under $1000 (hmmm maybe a phone??) and interference with communications.  Somebody has some major anger issues.

What on earth was a kid from Monroe, Louisiana who goes to school in Fort Worth doing assaulting people in New Mexico?

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

What on earth was a kid from Monroe, Louisiana who goes to school in Fort Worth doing assaulting people in New Mexico?

Arrest was in Las Cruces.  Vacation maybe?  It was March 15th.

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

What on earth was a kid from Monroe, Louisiana who goes to school in Fort Worth doing assaulting people in New Mexico?

Keepin it real nationwide! 

9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

What on earth was a kid from Monroe, Louisiana who goes to school in Fort Worth doing assaulting people in New Mexico?

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Arrested earlier this year in New Mexico too?

Something tells me Gary’s Monday is about to get much worse.  Filthy hypocrite.  

4 minutes ago, Chet Steadman said:

Arrested earlier this year in New Mexico too?

Something tells me Gary’s Monday is about to get much worse.  Filthy hypocrite.  

Well it wasn't in his county the first time, it was in Doña Ana County, so no hypocrisy here!

 

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26 minutes ago, TXSooner518 said:

apparently he has a bench warrant active in New Mexico for a March arrest for battery of a household member, criminal damage to the property of a household member under $1000 (hmmm maybe a phone??) and interference with communications.  Somebody has some major anger issues.

sounds like grabbing a phone and smashing it on the ground before someone calls 911.

4 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

sounds like grabbing a phone and smashing it on the ground before someone calls 911.

Or he was just pissed that they weren’t filming him in landscape.

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

Or he was just pissed that they weren’t filming him in landscape.

If I'm on a jury that's an affirmative defense to destruction of cell phone.

"Members of the jury, my client witnessed the phone being used to film video in portrait mode."

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

Or he was just pissed that they weren’t filming him in landscape.

very likely...an offense of the worst kind

2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

lots of stoners getting rear-ended for driving 5 mph below.

 

Also, why are we talking about weed when it says on the first page he was arrested for assault?

Because there is no indication of abuse by cop.  Duh.  Remember where you are. 

1 hour ago, Chet Steadman said:

Arrested earlier this year in New Mexico too?

Something tells me Gary’s Monday is about to get much worse.  Filthy hypocrite.  

yikes they deleted it. 

Turpin is suspended pending the school reviewing the facts, at which point he is probably done. Tarrant County DA Sharen Wilson doesn't fuck around. Check out her old profile (as a hanging judge) in the NY Times. DV and innocence claims are her big projects, so this won't go well for Turpin. Plus QB Robinson is having season-ending surgery this week. This has gone from a reloading year (in our dreams) very quickly to a rebuilding year and now to an "Aw hell no" year.

if this happened in Arkansas he could of just ran from the cops and got a Heisman. 

6 hours ago, futureman said:

weed is against the law, asshole.  if I see you smoking reefer in my neighborhood I’m calling 9-1-1.

So you're cool with edibles?

Good thing Gary Patterson have never taken the moral high ground on these types of things before

Oh wait...

 

 

First... Fuck Art Briles, but did that fucker just say on the video that he would not ever "Rant and Rave". Faterson is full of shit. Probably needs to change his sweaty ass shirt again. 

2 minutes ago, Alex Karev said:

First... Fuck Art Briles, but did that fucker just say on the video that he would not ever "Rant and Rave". Faterson is full of shit. Probably needs to change his sweaty ass shirt again. 

Ass shirt?

I think the word you're looking for is "pants."

Shirt, Pants, socks. Every stitch of clothing. That fucker sweats .

1 hour ago, Apep said:

Turpin is suspended pending the school reviewing the facts, at which point he is probably done. Tarrant County DA Sharen Wilson doesn't fuck around. Check out her old profile (as a hanging judge) in the NY Times. DV and innocence claims are her big projects, so this won't go well for Turpin. Plus QB Robinson is having season-ending surgery this week. This has gone from a reloading year (in our dreams) very quickly to a rebuilding year and now to an "Aw hell no" year.

So Turpin’s arrest earlier this year was okay because the media outlets didn’t catch wind of it?  Gotcha.  

1 hour ago, Alex Karev said:

Shirt, Pants, socks. Every stitch of clothing. That fucker sweats .

Feel bad for the chick he picks each week to follow him around and get hit with that sweaty towel for 3 1/2 hours. Dude would not past the pee test.

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8 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

I can't understand why some of you seem concerned with the state of this man's health.

He looks quite mentally and physically capable of handling this news on top of the direction of their season so far. 

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Looks like Sam Kinison without the humor.  

2 hours ago, Chet Steadman said:

So Turpin’s arrest earlier this year was okay because the media outlets didn’t catch wind of it?  Gotcha.  

I can't wait to see dipshit Mac Engel's spin on all of this. 

Seeing him go after Briles and even Herman for some of the dumbest shit he better be vocal. 

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