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Whataburger is my go to burger place since I first moved to Texas back in the 70's. That being said, the Whataburger in Nacogdoches has the best tasting burgers in the Whataburger universe. I am not sure why they taste better than any other Whataburger but they do. Loved them back in college and had the opportunity to eat there years later when passing through town on a trip. Just as great as I remembered. Of, course you might die of old age waiting for it to be cooked as it is also the Slowest Whataburger in the state but damn, it tastes great. Anyone else have a favorite Whataburger?

The one closest to my house.

Why? Because it's closest to my house and I want fucking Whataburger ASAP as possible.

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

The one closest to my house.

Why? Because it's closest to my house and I want fucking Whataburger ASAP as possible.

This is correct.

42 minutes ago, Js1 said:

The one closest to my house.

Why? Because it's closest to my house and I want fucking Whataburger ASAP as possible.

I wish this was true. But the closest one to me is off Airport Blvd in Austin, and I never recommend that one. I still go there routinely, but I don't recommend it, it's just not quality. My favorites are usually in the nearest small town. The closer to Corpus the better.

The one closest to my house (North Main and 45) is in danger of getting firebombed if they fuck up another one of my orders. The last three orders have been completely jacked up. The only thing worse than driving to Whataburger to pick up food to-go is...well, I can't think of anything worse.

 

The one on Shepherd at Richmond (Houston) has always been solid.

1 hour ago, Txlc said:

Whataburger is my go to burger place since I first moved to Texas back in the 70's. That being said, the Whataburger in Nacogdoches has the best tasting burgers in the Whataburger universe. I am not sure why they taste better than any other Whataburger but they do. Loved them back in college and had the opportunity to eat there years later when passing through town on a trip. Just as great as I remembered. Of, course you might die of old age waiting for it to be cooked as it is also the Slowest Whataburger in the state but damn, it tastes great. Anyone else have a favorite Whataburger?

I'll see your Nacogdoches Whataburger, and raise you the Whataburger in Corrigan.  Being a local, I've eaten at the Nac Whataburger many times, and up until a few months ago would have agreed with you.   Heading to Houston a while backI didn't want to stop as I was running late, but low and the hole, by the time I reached Corrigan I had to get my WB fix.   It was the best I had ever had, not to mention that seemed pretty fast for WB, with courteous and friendly service.

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have a friend who swears it's the one in Falfurrias.  I've been there and they do make a tasty burger - if you order correctly.

21 minutes ago, MAROON said:

have a friend who swears it's the one in Falfurrias.  I've been there and they do make a tasty burger - if you order correctly.

what do you mean "if"?  it's not like you have to say anything beyond a number and maybe "with cheese."  this isn't fucking in-n-out where you have to intricately describe the exact permutation of secret code in order to a get a burger that doesn't suck.

35 minutes ago, elfenix said:

what do you mean "if"?  it's not like you have to say anything beyond a number and maybe "with cheese."  this isn't fucking in-n-out where you have to intricately describe the exact permutation of secret code in order to a get a burger that doesn't suck.

Disagree - Do your want your jalapenos grilled or ungrilled? how about your onions?  You want the bun toasted on the inside and out or just outside, or not toasted at all?

Any of the ones that have the green chile burger.

Did they bring it back yet? Haven’t had one I. Forever

Speaking as someone who lives 4 1/2 hours away from the closest Whataburger let me say, albeit as politely and as nicely as i can. FUCK ALL OF YOU.

“Where is the best Whataburger”

its not on Parker and fucking McNeil. Fairly certain the burgers are ALL cocked before noon and then run over with a rascal before serving. 

It’s pathetic. 

It's eerie, but it's almost like the one on Slaughter near Brodie tries to fuck up your order. It's not if they will, it's how they will. It's amazing.

“Where is the best Whataburger”
its not on Parker and fucking McNeil. Fairly certain the burgers are ALL cocked before noon and then run over with a rascal before serving. 
It’s pathetic. 


We know you mean Parmer and McNeil...And they’re slow AF too.
6 hours ago, MAROON said:

Disagree - Do your want your jalapenos grilled or ungrilled? how about your onions?  You want the bun toasted on the inside and out or just outside, or not toasted at all?

while those may be more tasty, a standard #2 /w cheese is already tasty.  unlike a double double. 

15 hours ago, MAROON said:

have a friend who swears it's the one in Falfurrias.  I've been there and they do make a tasty burger - if you order correctly.

Damn straight. They also put a slight toasting on your taquito tortilla. 

 

Full disclosure: I’m from Falfurrias. 

It's certainly not the one in Burnet TX (salty af) or in Marble Falls (no thick and hearty sauce on a thick and hearty burger and salty af)

My vote would go to the Whataburger on Knickerbocker Road in San Angelo.

 

17 hours ago, MAROON said:

Disagree - Do your want your jalapenos grilled or ungrilled? how about your onions?  You want the bun toasted on the inside and out or just outside, or not toasted at all?

the new whataburger app feature where you can customize yr burger as a call-ahead order is fucking awesome and dangerous. Definitely not for amateurs as there are some customizable options that can fuck up yr whataburger pretty quick. A gentle touch is best.

21 hours ago, Orange&White said:

The one by your mom's house is aight.

Yeah and the one inside his mom's not bad either.

14 minutes ago, Bottlecap said:

the new whataburger app feature where you can customize yr burger as a call-ahead order is fucking awesome and dangerous. Definitely not for amateurs as there are some customizable options that can fuck up yr whataburger pretty quick. A gentle touch is best.

If you're not careful:

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13 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

It's eerie, but it's almost like the one on Slaughter near Brodie tries to fuck up your order. It's not if they will, it's how they will. It's amazing.

That would be the one off of Cameron and 290 - I refuse to go back to that one unless it's for taquitos

the new whataburger app feature where you can customize yr burger as a call-ahead order is fucking awesome and dangerous. Definitely not for amateurs as there are some customizable options that can fuck up yr whataburger pretty quick. A gentle touch is best.
I'm not seeing the fried egg option

the question is not where, the question is when.   the answer is to go inside and order a burger at 8am and they will make it better and fresher than any other time of the day.   science, bitches.  

6 hours ago, Bill Brasky said:

the question is not where, the question is when.   the answer is to go inside and order a burger at 8am and they will make it better and fresher than any other time of the day.   science, bitches.  

11pm.  the magic hour.  #2 w/ cheese plus honey butter chicken biscuit. 

Who the fuck goes to Whataburger at 2300hrs and doesn’t order taquitos?


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26 minutes ago, ChampKind said:

Who the fuck goes to Whataburger at 2300hrs and doesn’t order taquitos?


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este and the honey butter chicken biscuit

The one on Navarro and Business 59 in Victoria is like a fucking Oasis in the desert on the drive home from Seadrift after fishing all day. 

Disqualify any location that doesn't have a covered drive thru.  Pisses me off they'd cheap out on something so basic.  

4 hours ago, ChampKind said:

Who the fuck goes to Whataburger at 2300hrs and doesn’t order taquitos?


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the taquito, while delicious, is not their best breakfast offering.

the taquito, while delicious, is not their best breakfast offering.


I will fight you!
3 minutes ago, ChampKind said:

 


I will fight you!

 

you’ll get a sausage-egg-and-cheese jap cheddar biscuit across the face if you do.  the superior breakfast offering.  

22 hours ago, futureman said:

the taquito, while delicious, is not their best breakfast offering.

 

9 minutes ago, ChampKind said:

 


I will fight you!

 

 

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

you’ll get a sausage-egg-and-cheese jap cheddar biscuit across the face if you do.  the superior breakfast offering.  

I don't often agree with future man.  But when I do, it's about sausage egg and cheese jalapeno cheddar biscuit from whataburger.

That said...

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On 10/22/2018 at 2:03 PM, ChampKind said:

The one closest to my house (North Main and 45) is in danger of getting firebombed if they fuck up another one of my orders. The last three orders have been completely jacked up. The only thing worse than driving to Whataburger to pick up food to-go is...well, I can't think of anything worse.

My experience exactly.  And not just the closest but I've had fucked up order the last couple times from the TWO closest ones to my house.  I posted about it in the what do you order thread.  Damn it pisses me off...more than when other fast food places fuck it up for whatever reason.

So yeah, if there's all the sudden a rash of whatburger bombings in Texas, I guess Champ and I are busted.

you’ll get a sausage-egg-and-cheese jap cheddar biscuit across the face if you do.  the superior breakfast offering.  


Wait. That’s an actual thing?! I concede

My biggest drunk Whataburger order ever was 130am, #2 all the way, onion rings, Sausage BOB, Sausage egg and cheese taquito, apple pie, chocolate milkshake. 

Fuckin amazing. If you have the means, I highly recommend it. 

For some of you fat asses that may represent a mid afternoon snack but it was a challenge for me. 

8 minutes ago, TornACL said:

My biggest drunk Whataburger order ever was 130am, #2 all the way, onion rings, Sausage BOB, Sausage egg and cheese taquito, apple pie, chocolate milkshake. 

Fuckin amazing. If you have the means, I highly recommend it. 

For some of you fat asses that may represent a mid afternoon snack but it was a challenge for me. 

Um, biggest drunk Whataburger was definitely a triple-meat/triple-cheese/with bacon and fries and onion rings.

30 minutes ago, TornACL said:

My biggest drunk Whataburger order ever was 130am, #2 all the way, onion rings, Sausage BOB, Sausage egg and cheese taquito, apple pie, chocolate milkshake. 

Fuckin amazing. If you have the means, I highly recommend it. 

you mean like if we have $15 ?

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

you mean like if we have $15 ?

There are definitely some degenerates on here who need to donate plasma in order to blow two digits on a meal. 

3 hours ago, Landomatic said:

I don't often agree with future man. 

????

I honestly can’t remember a disputed topic on this board where you and I weren’t 100% aligned from an ideological perspective. 

The taquitos and the jap cheddar sausage sandwich are insanely delicious. But nothing compares to the honey butter chicken biscuit. It's breakfast perfection. It's the Babe Ruth of fast food breakfast, while the taquitos and jap cheddar sausage sandwich are Ted Williams and Willie Mays. 

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