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Love those Falcons uniforms. Never should have changed from those. 

As far as matchups of last-place teams go, I've seen worse.

Edited by Machinator

Put 20 on the falcons -4.5. Surly 99%. 

30 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Love those Falcons uniforms. Never should have changed from those. 

Was going to post the same thing. Love those unis. I do think the Falcons have the best iteration of a modern updated uni. It’s just their classic is a tad better. Other NFL teams that should go back to their classic unis: Eagles, Pats and Chargers

Edited by Iconoclast Texan

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

Jesus fucking Christ...

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But how are his forearms? 

1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Why does Joe Tessetore yell all the time?

He still thinks this is college football.

ESPN needs to learn that simply bringing over good CFB announcers to call MNF won't fix the broadcast.

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

A real barnburner, this is.

On FS1 they are showing Red Bull skateboard kids from Munich. I just keep thinking of the guys doing play-by-play in the movie Dodgeball.

Just now, PittsburghTiger said:

well under thrown pass.

That too.

Matt isn't looking especially sharp.

1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

well under thrown pass.

Just underthrew it again to Hooper on a potential TD

Mays School of Business Marketing Department 101

if you have a really shitty product that is not selling double down on that with another shitty product so people get 2X the shit for the same price

That sucked..real bad. Muthafucka wasn't even singing!

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9 minutes ago, Facemask said:

That sucked..real bad. Muthafucka wasn't even singing!

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Artistic license

This game plus Witten announcing = tuning out. Terrible fucking game. Eli is so bad. Falcons aren't much better.

I watched State Pen, and Barkley, more than most of you, and also read a lot about him during his college days in Crappy Valley because the Nitters have a lot of ball lickers in the Pittsburgh media, and I get it, he can be spectacular.

But for fuck's sake these announcers have to quit reacting to every touch he has as if it is the greatest rushing attempt, or fly sweep, or screen pass that has ever been seen.

He may very well become one of the all-time greats, nobody knows for sure if it will happen. Let's let it happen and then react, rather than the other way around.

Booger McFarland sounds like a Madden announcer reading generic pre-recorded lines.

Julio Jones, aka Quintorris Lopez Jones, is so damn good. I remember making sure to watch one of his school games when it was on ESPN. I think it was Jones and his Foley H.S. team against Spanish Fort.

 

 

1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

Booger McFarland sounds like a Madden announcer reading generic pre-recorded lines.

I'm just fucking tired hearing Joe Tess start every sentence with "Boog".

Did they just tell booger to talk instead of whitten tonight?

9 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I watched State Pen, and Barkley, more than most of you, and also read a lot about him during his college days in Crappy Valley because the Nitters have a lot of ball lickers in the Pittsburgh media, and I get it, he can be spectacular.

But for fuck's sake these announcers have to quit reacting to every touch he has as if it is the greatest rushing attempt, or fly sweep, or screen pass that has ever been seen.

He may very well become one of the all-time greats, nobody knows for sure if it will happen. Let's let it happen and then react, rather than the other way around.

I agree. I want to hear what’s actually happening or just happened on the field. I want to hear insight into why something worked or didn’t work. Instead we start the pre game (college or pro) with some personal story and then continue all these storylines throughout the game. 

4 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Did they just tell booger to talk instead of whitten tonight?

Is that a bad thing?

4 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Did they just tell booger to talk instead of whitten tonight?

Seems to be SOP on these broadcasts

2 minutes ago, FizzleFish said:

I agree. I want to hear what’s actually happening or just happened on the field. I want to hear insight into why something worked or didn’t work. Instead we start the pre game (college or pro) with some personal story and then continue all these storylines throughout the game. 

Tonight Barkley has 11 runs for 22 yards before that last carry right there. 

I don't know who the Giants' kicker is, but he has a very short, smooth kicking motion. Looks like he's just gently pushing it but then you see it fly 40+ yards.

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