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I'm going to a charity fundraising gala in November, and the dress is designated as "gala attire."  I understand black tie, business formal, and business casual, but what the fuck is gala attire?  Tux?  Business suit?  Assless chaps?

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41 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I'm going to a charity fundraising gala in November, and the dress is designated as "gala attire."  I understand black tie, business formal, and business casual, but what the fuck is gala attire?  Tux?  Business suit?  Assless chaps?

Black tie. Or Orange/Blue as pointed out above.

27 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Ball gown

not so appropriate on a man, but what the hell its worth a shot

Since its a fundraiser, you could try to pull off a tank top, shorts, and snow boots. Throw on some BIG sunglasses and all of the olds will think you're a rapper or an Instagram model.

Whenever you find the person that wrote the invite, beat their ass while wearing your dinner jacket.

3 hours ago, G650 said:

Whenever you find the person that wrote the invite, beat their ass while wearing your dinner jacket.

cummerbund folds up so it catches the blood coming off his face.

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14 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Did it say "gala" or "gayla"?

Ah, I misread the invite.  I'll go with the assless chaps.

I assume the event is in Austin based on username?  

In that case, I think that basically means dark suit/tie.  

If it were Dallas or Houston, i'd say tuxedo.  

People gettin clever with attire guidelines is annoying as shit.  And if you ask for business attire/gala attire in any city to be outdoors between Easter and Columbus Day in Texas, then fuck you twice.  

We received an invitation to an engagement party years ago that read, and I quote word-for-word because it's seared into my brain forever:
"Austin open-collared formal, with an eye towards cocktail glamour."

That happened.  On this planet.  I wore a guayabera and got piss drunk.

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

..."Austin open-collared formal, with an eye towards cocktail glamour."

That happened.  On this planet.  I wore a guayabera and got piss drunk.

 

Well duh...

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All red..  like the apple

When you give your RSVP, tell them you aren’t coming because of their vague bullshit dress instructions.

On 10/27/2018 at 2:08 PM, GotThatFire said:

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JoJo Bows. This guy gets it.

I'ma come back like a boomerang.

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