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Todd Marinovich, Ryan Leaf and Johnny Football are not impressed.

Although, after looking at his history he might be a promising contender for their club.

Edited by RPM

Aren't we supposed to forgive those who trespass against us?

18 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Stumbles into someone's house after Bong Miller's team Halloweedn party mumbling incoherently, gets hit with an aluminum vacuum tube for his troubles. Chad, you obviously aren't ready for the big leagues 

 

https://deadspin.com/broncos-qb-chad-kelly-arrested-after-allegedly-trespass-1829939938

 

                

According to the arrest report he was wearing "black pants, white long sleeve shirt, brown vest and a red scarf"....wtf was he dressed up as, a cross between Tonto and the Red Barron?

That is the look of a hillbilly destined to wind up behind bars, either for incest, meth, or both. He was enjoyable to cheer against in college, and, well, I'm happy to be reminded of his idiocy again now. That picture should be the only thing shown in the dictionary for the word "moron".

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Stumbles into someone's house after Bong Miller's team Halloweedn party mumbling incoherently, gets hit with an aluminum vacuum tube for his troubles. Chad, you obviously aren't ready for the big leagues 

 

https://deadspin.com/broncos-qb-chad-kelly-arrested-after-allegedly-trespass-1829939938

 

                

Lot of players having to say the party wasn't specifically cocaine-themed. Uh huh.

55 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Dude's eyes are not level.
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 I wouldn’t be able to look this dude in the eyes as he speaks. I would have to excuse myself. 

1 hour ago, jdhorn92 said:

According to the arrest report he was wearing "black pants, white long sleeve shirt, brown vest and a red scarf"....wtf was he dressed up as, a cross between Tonto and the Red Barron?

I'm thinking something along these lines, but with uneven eyes.

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28 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

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I think he's more of a Picasso.

 

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Had forgotten that he's Jim Kelly's nephew

And how much he likes to party.  On a Tuesday morning

And then there's this from 2016:

 

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Chad Kelly involved in high school football brawl

 

Ole Miss quarterback Chad Kelly has to be restrained as he runs onto the field after his brother is hit late out of bounds during Kelly's alma mater's football game.

 

3 hours ago, cabowabo said:

Dude's eyes are not level.
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I'm thinking something along these lines, but with uneven eyes.
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I can certainly see why this dude would wear a patch over one eye

I harken back and wonder, just what Edwin Simmons was doing naked in some folks backyard.  I think Edwin was battling with the undefeated and this guy was on da dopes

5 hours ago, cabowabo said:

Dude's eyes are not level.
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You meant to say, “Dude’s eyes are on another level” 

I guess Chad got so used to sitting on benches so developed a compulsion for sitting on random people's couches.

18 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Aren't we supposed to forgive those who trespass against us?

Except for Chads - you don't want those hanging around.

Life imitates Art. Paging Colt Bennett, Colt Bennett to the Orange-and-Blue courtesy phone.

11 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

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Beat me to it

Buncha sanctimonious hypocrites around here.  Who hasn't done this?  If you haven't you're a lightweight.

 

 

Chad Kelly's eyes match what Looch's eyebrows need 

 

 

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That is the look of a hillbilly destined to wind up behind bars, either for incest, meth, or both. He was enjoyable to cheer against in college, and, well, I'm happy to be reminded of his idiocy again now. That picture should be the only thing shown in the dictionary for the word "moron".
Ahem,,,

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Except for Chads - you don't want those hanging around.
Fuck
22 hours ago, cabowabo said:

Dude's eyes are not level.
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Good god.  That SpaceAge tube did some serious damage.

Did a small edit to the first sentence on his Wiki page.  Anyone able to help out an old fart on embedding?  Here it is in large bold below:

 

Chad Kelly

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
 
 
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Chad Kelly
 
 
   
 
   
   
   
 
   
   
   
 
 
   
 
 
 
   
 

Chad Patrick Kelly (born March 26, 1994) is an American football quarterback who is currently a free agent and still hungover from Von Miller's wicked Halloween party. He played college football at Clemson and Ole Miss. The Broncos selected him in the seventh round with the final pick of the 2017 NFL Draft, making him that year's Mr. Irrelevant.

NVM, guess I have to sign up to make legit edits.  FML.

He gets into the league asleep on a couch, gets kicked out of the league for sleeping on a couch. Full circle. 

Kelly has achieved the rare football trifecta by being kicked off a high school, college and professional football team for disciplinary reasons.

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