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Yall, I am slowly dying of dehydration like I'm in the dessert of Austin.   How do I boil water?  I'm too cheap to buy fucking la criox to bathe in or wash dishes.  

What's the dessert of Austin? Tres Leches Cake? Peach Cobbler? Vagina?

I need to know now damnit!

5 minutes ago, Doc Holliday said:

Yall, I am slowly dying of dehydration like I'm in the dessert of Austin.   How do I boil water?  I'm too cheap to buy fucking la criox to bathe in or wash dishes.  

Just keep making nasty jokes about its mother.

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Just now, phdhorn said:

Just keep making nasty jokes about its mother.

She was really wet last night.  I thought it was piss and Im not bear grillus

Instant boil works well, just buy a packet at the HEB. 

Wait - I think that is an animal product and not for humans...says "crab boil"

17 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Water?  You mean like in the toilet?

just get some brawndo from costco

I’m trying to boil my ice cubes but they keep melting

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12 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

first you make a roux

first you make a roux and then you put the lotion on your skin?

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5 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

You cooked ramen in college like everyone else, same concept. 

I paid the roommate with ameros to do my cooking.  Do you even know me? Goodness. 

2 hours ago, immamac said:

Start a fire. 

Put water in the biggest pot you have

Put said pot on fire directly

Watch for bubbles in water

Wait for water to have no surface tension (rolling boil)

Count to 300

Turn off fire

Enjoy water

But you must drink the water while it's boiling or the germs come back 

Get a dog. Let the dog drink out of the creek. Train the dog to piss in your mouth. "Dog urine is actually more germ-free than most bottled water"-- A. Lincoln, MD CDC.

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