October 24, 20187 yr Yall, I am slowly dying of dehydration like I'm in the dessert of Austin. How do I boil water? I'm too cheap to buy fucking la criox to bathe in or wash dishes.
October 24, 20187 yr What's the dessert of Austin? Tres Leches Cake? Peach Cobbler? Vagina? I need to know now damnit!
October 24, 20187 yr 5 minutes ago, Doc Holliday said: Yall, I am slowly dying of dehydration like I'm in the dessert of Austin. How do I boil water? I'm too cheap to buy fucking la criox to bathe in or wash dishes. Just keep making nasty jokes about its mother.
October 24, 20187 yr Author Just now, phdhorn said: Just keep making nasty jokes about its mother. She was really wet last night. I thought it was piss and Im not bear grillus
October 24, 20187 yr Start a fire. Put water in the biggest pot you have Put said pot on fire directly Watch for bubbles in water Wait for water to have no surface tension (rolling boil) Count to 300 Turn off fire Enjoy water
October 24, 20187 yr 17 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said: Water? You mean like in the toilet? just get some brawndo from costco
October 24, 20187 yr Author 12 minutes ago, DaysOff said: first you make a roux first you make a roux and then you put the lotion on your skin?
October 24, 20187 yr Author 5 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said: You cooked ramen in college like everyone else, same concept. I paid the roommate with ameros to do my cooking. Do you even know me? Goodness.
October 24, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, immamac said: Start a fire. Put water in the biggest pot you have Put said pot on fire directly Watch for bubbles in water Wait for water to have no surface tension (rolling boil) Count to 300 Turn off fire Enjoy water But you must drink the water while it's boiling or the germs come back
October 24, 20187 yr Get a dog. Let the dog drink out of the creek. Train the dog to piss in your mouth. "Dog urine is actually more germ-free than most bottled water"-- A. Lincoln, MD CDC.
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