October 24, 20187 yr Y'all know none of this will matter at all, right? Just checking in to remind you of that. And it would be true even if all of them went off and killed their intended targets.
October 24, 20187 yr 6 minutes ago, babysdaddy said: so this is the no sarcasm thread? Ok, maybe move this to CR They're already here.
October 24, 20187 yr Russians. I saw Putie Pute Pute with a shitload of boxes at the Moscow FedEx store.
October 24, 20187 yr Sumbitch probably mailed them all with undeclared lithium batteries. Y'all who regularly mail bombs, I'm guessing they weigh more than 16 ozs? That would rule out First Class Package. They seem to have all arrived rather quickly, so Priority Mail? Their location should be recorded from the minute they were accepted, probably down to the clerk who accepted them. Soon we should have video of whatever Surlyite walked them into the building.
October 24, 20187 yr 39 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said: The most obvious explanation is right wing terrorism. Let's see how it plays out. there are good people on both sides.
October 24, 20187 yr 3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said: Vanilla ISIS strikes again Are we sure these aren't clocks? Also, I want to go on record as calling the following costume inappropriate. No one should wear this: https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2015/10/05/irving-teen-inspires-clock-boy-halloween-costume/ Irving Teen Inspires “Clock Boy” Halloween Costume Edited October 24, 20187 yr by clapclapclap
October 24, 20187 yr 21 minutes ago, babysdaddy said: So current options for this are: 1) Right wing lunatic sending bombs to all the boogeymen and women that Fox News and Trump talk about. Logic? None, but nuts don't work on logic. 2) Left Wing conspiracy (given the bombs didn't explode) meant to endear sympathy for Democratic leaders and to encourage people to vote because Republicans are dangerous. Logic? Not a lot and take a pretty big tin foil hat and cynical view to think this is possible. 3) Russians/Chinese behind these specifically to promote more discord since the above 2 possibilities are what partisans are going to believe. Ima gonna go with #3. 1 inspired by the trolling of 3.
October 24, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said: Sumbitch probably mailed them all with undeclared lithium batteries. Y'all who regularly mail bombs, I'm guessing they weigh more than 16 ozs? That would rule out First Class Package. They seem to have all arrived rather quickly, so Priority Mail? Their location should be recorded from the minute they were accepted, probably down to the clerk who accepted them. Soon we should have video of whatever Surlyite walked them into the building. You gotta send them certified otherwise how do you know they got the package? Can't be sure until you get the green card back.
October 24, 20187 yr 4 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said: Sumbitch probably mailed them all with undeclared lithium batteries. Y'all who regularly mail bombs, I'm guessing they weigh more than 16 ozs? That would rule out First Class Package. They seem to have all arrived rather quickly, so Priority Mail? Their location should be recorded from the minute they were accepted, probably down to the clerk who accepted them. Soon we should have video of whatever Surlyite walked them into the building. CNN posted a pic of theirs. It was in a yellow envelope with a lot of stamps on it. Edited October 24, 20187 yr by kevwun
October 24, 20187 yr 24 minutes ago, babysdaddy said: So current options for this are: 1) Right wing lunatic sending bombs to all the boogeymen and women that Fox News and Trump talk about. Logic? None, but nuts don't work on logic. 2) Left Wing conspiracy (given the bombs didn't explode) meant to endear sympathy for Democratic leaders and to encourage people to vote because Republicans are dangerous. Logic? Not a lot and take a pretty big tin foil hat and cynical view to think this is possible. 3) Russians/Chinese behind these specifically to promote more discord since the above 2 possibilities are what partisans are going to believe. Ima gonna go with #3. Guys, what if it was the R's sending them, because they knew people would assume it was the Dems launching a conspiracy to make R's look bad! 4D Chess y'all.
October 24, 20187 yr Just now, kevwun said: CNN posted a pic of theirs. It was in a yellow envelope with a lot of stamps on it. Someone is single handedly keeping USPS in business by buying all these stamps.
October 24, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, TornACL said: Guys, what if it was the R's sending them, because they knew people would assume it was the Dems launching a conspiracy to make R's look bad! 4D Chess y'all. I assume could be anyone from the CR.
October 24, 20187 yr Is that Arabic on the black sticker? Trying to stir up some Islamic terrorist talk.
October 24, 20187 yr 6 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said: 3 minutes ago, kevwun said: CNN posted a pic of theirs. It was in a yellow envelope with a lot of stamps on it. Well whaddaya know. 6 stamps, First Class Package after all. Edited October 24, 20187 yr by RDCanecutter
October 24, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, Eastwood said: Is that Arabic on the black sticker? Trying to stir up some Islamic terrorist talk. Looks like an ISIS flag.
October 24, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said: I hope they get this guy quick and put his shit on blast. Package looks like something somebody could have dumped inside one of those R2D2 mailboxes.
October 24, 20187 yr 13 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said: I hope they get this guy quick and put his shit on blast. Stop rooting for his lousy bombs to detonate, sir. Edit: ISIS/ISIL/Clearasil flag: So an ISIS symbol on bombs sent to prominent Democrats, with a return address of Debbie Wasserman-Schultz,, the Congresswoman that hired the Imran Awan IT guy from Pakistan, who was arrested for stealing and forwarding classified info he stole from congressional computers. The mail bomb perp is doing some heavy trolling. Edited October 24, 20187 yr by clapclapclap
October 24, 20187 yr 7 minutes ago, Captainant said: Here's the aforementioned pic of their bomb As well as the aforeposted pic of the bomb.
October 24, 20187 yr 4 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said: Looks like an ISIS flag. shit i knew. its from bill is
October 24, 20187 yr Just now, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said: proof that debbie wasserman schultz is isis? I knew it. Fuckin' Jews are in on it. That's why President Trump brought Jared Kushner on board - he's spyin' on them Jew confrences and reportin' to us. Trump is so god danged smart, man, I tell you what.
October 24, 20187 yr Just now, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said: No postage mark on the stamps? Meaning...? What? Anyone have any theories here? Do they not do postage marks any more? Was this hand delivered through something other than the mail?
October 24, 20187 yr Who's bright idea was it to take a picture of that homemade dildo? I open a package with what looks to be a pipe bomb, I'm not sticking around long enough to take a selfie.
October 24, 20187 yr Just now, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said: No postage mark on the stamps? Meaning...? What? I've actually been noticing a number of letters/packages that I've sent and received not having their postage marked. I've been sending wedding invites and receiving RSVP's and I could reuse about a quarter of the postage from my returned RSVP's. There are marks being made on the letter, just on the wrong corner.
October 24, 20187 yr From,Alloo SnackbarP.S. Suck a fart, pig dog!Sent from my LM-X210CM using Tapatalk
October 24, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said: Dildos and vagisil Of Course, it's company policy to never imply ownership in the event of a dildo, we have to use the indefinite article "a" dildo, never "your" dildo. ...
October 24, 20187 yr 15 minutes ago, Eastwood said: Is that Arabic on the black sticker? Trying to stir up some Islamic terrorist talk. Triple false flag!!!
October 24, 20187 yr 12 minutes ago, clapclapclap said: So an ISIS symbol on bombs sent to prominent Democrats, with a return address of Debbie Wasserman-Schultz,, the Congresswoman that hire the Awan IT guy from Pakistan who was arrested for stealing and forwarding classified info from congressional computers. The mail bomb perp is doing some heavy trolling. It's that For Chan guy, isn't it.
October 24, 20187 yr 5 minutes ago, Call said: Of Course, it's company policy to never imply ownership in the event of a dildo, we have to use the indefinite article "a" dildo, never "your" dildo. ... That you, Urban?
October 24, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said: Triple false flag!!! Lebowski multiple incidents.gif
October 24, 20187 yr Based on the targets and timing there’s a high probability the person(s) responsible for this follows the Qanon conspiracy theory.
October 24, 20187 yr 14 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said: Someobdy tell Will that Rush Limbaugh is a fringe GOP type.
October 24, 20187 yr Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said: Based on the targets and timing there’s a high probability the person(s) responsible for this follows the Qanon conspiracy theory. So we're looking for a maroon truck.
October 24, 20187 yr 14 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said: this is the the political discourse in america for both sides. "it's never us, it's always them."
October 24, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, crash_davis said: this is the the political discourse in america for both sides. "it's never us, it's always them." Seems like the actual Nazis have a preference tho.
October 24, 20187 yr All I can think about is the "OHSHIT!!!" moment the CNN schlub had when they pulled the pipe bomb from the envelope.
October 24, 20187 yr this is hilarious wait until we actually have a real incident to deal with as a country. the sheer dysfunction of our "response" is going to be terrifying to witness
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