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    Florida Man, Florida Man Nobody knows about Florida Man Usually strange to other man He built a bomb in a garbage can Sent it out in a mail truck van Missing a stamp Flor

  • SuingToGetAMessageBoard?
    SuingToGetAMessageBoard?

    FBI is working on a profile right now. reportedly likely: white male rural southern late 20s early 30s. extremist religious views associated with the right

  • Knowing the U.S. postal service they were probably mailed by some guy who hated Grover Cleveland.

Pro Trump stickers on van.  CR idiots triggered in 3....2....1......

Cesar is a licensed cosmetologist, which close to a cosmonaut.  Clearly a Russian plant

 

6 minutes ago, Digdogger said:

Cesar is a licensed cosmetologist, which close to a cosmonaut.  Clearly a Russian plant

His hair is a little unkempt for a cosmetologist.

6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

His hair is a little unkempt for a cosmetologist.

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One of the arrest records says he used to live on Mayo Street.  May or may not be relevant.

Also:

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May be 1/1024th related to Lizzy Warren.  "Native Americans For Trump"

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1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Sorry . . . that's his van?

Supposedly. Someone took pics of this van previously thinking it was weird and then sent the pics to the local news office when they saw it on the news. 

It should be policy that anyone with more than a couple of bumper stickers gets hauled in for questioning. 

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3 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Supposedly. Someone took pics of this van previously thinking it was weird and then sent the pics to the local news office when they saw it on the news. 

Looks like an ice cream truck for Nazis.

4 minutes ago, 3adays said:

It should be policy that anyone with more than a couple of bumper stickers gets hauled in for rendition

Fify

How is that van even legal? You couldn't see shit from inside that thing. Those don't really look like stickers to me, but more like a custom decal or something.

Fake news. We all know that broward county is all Democrats...that don’t understand butterfly ballots. 

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28 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Cesar??!!! Sounds immigranty

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Sounded kinda apey to me

Sayoc ain't so!

It's this dude!
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The "hair" gave it away!

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Brown, gay(hair dresser) and a Trump supporter?  Must be a wack job; why wasn’t this guy on some sort of watch list. 

On 10/24/2018 at 11:13 AM, Rip76 said:

 

If they arrest the guy with a "Trump" shirt on, that'll top it all off.

 

Even better.

A right wing Boogie Van.

This is classic.  You really couldn't have imagined a more hilarious meme for Florida Man MAGA Bomber if you tried.

1 hour ago, clapclapclap said:

Also:

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Wow.  If this thing is a false flag, the Dems went all fucking out.

What was he doing with Swam's van?

Waiting for the filters. Fox will make him look darker. MSNBC will make him look whiter.

1 hour ago, clapclapclap said:

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One of the arrest records says he used to live on Mayo Street.  May or may not be relevant.

Also:

DqchK-8U0AANmyl.jpg

May be 1/1024th related to Lizzy Warren.  "Native Americans For Trump"

What gave it away?

1 hour ago, NaTeWHO said:

How is that van even legal? You couldn't see shit from inside that thing. Those don't really look like stickers to me, but more like a custom decal or something.

Have you been to Florida?  They allow anything on the road.  And I mean anything.

1 hour ago, clapclapclap said:

No idea if this is legit, but...(is that an OU hat?)

 

That is an OU hat. So that explains the penis shaped bombs.

You know who the real victim is going to be in all this???

 

His future cell mate.  Ho Lee Shit... it'd be like a bot reading you Cloak Room 24/7...  

12 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Reports are that he's a member of the Asian Dawn.

THE Asian Dawn? From the titter on I-35? Didn't know memberships were an option, I've always just gotten a guest pass.

2 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

THE Asian Dawn? From the titter on I-35? Didn't know memberships were an option, I've always just gotten a guest pass.

No, the other Asian Dawn.  The one I read about in Time magazine.

15 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

I don’t understand how the lack of postmark is now a headline story. We send tens of thousands of pieces of mail from our office every year, and stuff comes back all the time without any mark on the stamps. When we send Christmas cards from home, we get a handful back without any marks on the stamp. When it comes to packages, they usually have a little sticker the USPS puts on them somewhere for scanning/tracking, but the stamps aren’t affected. This is basic shit that anybody who has ever mailed stuff should know, much less the “unnamed sources who work for usps” that are the alleged basis for these news reports.

Because people are fucking idiots. And while I don't believe the media has some agenda or hidden motives, I do believe they're as stupid and lazy as the rest of us, and just as prone to copying and pasting bullshit ass memes. Which validates this kind of total nonsense in the minds of our stupid, stupid society.

17 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Reports are that he's a member of the Asian Dawn.

Wrong.

 

His politics perfectly align with the New Provo Front.

16 minutes ago, Loco said:

You know who the real victim is going to be in all this???

 

His future cell mate.  Ho Lee Shit... it'd be like a bot reading you Cloak Room 24/7...  

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47 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Reports are that he's a member of the Asian Dawn.

Yes.  They had that hit song back in the 70s, "Tie A Yerrow Ribbon". 

35 minutes ago, South Austin said:

No, the other Asian Dawn.  The one I read about in Time magazine.

Is that AM Dawn, or PM Dawn?  

34 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Wrong.

 

His politics perfectly align with the New Provo Front.

I read it was The People's Front of Judea. 

1 minute ago, Trey3216 said:

Is that AM Dawn, or PM Dawn?  

DJ Minutemix never got over Prince Be's death.

So is the suspect a sort of politically motivated Chad Briscoe?

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One of the arrest records says he used to live on Mayo Street.  May or may not be relevant.
Also:
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May be 1/1024th related to Lizzy Warren.  "Native Americans For Trump"

He drives that around south Florida and it doesn’t have any vandalism damage? Is the stickem on the decals dry yet?
1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Reports are that he's a member of the Asian Dawn.

I read about them in Time magazine.

3 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Florida Man, Florida Man

Nobody knows about Florida Man

Usually strange to other man

He built a bomb in a garbage can

Sent it out in a mail truck van

Missing a stamp

Florida Man

Fucking bravo, sir. Bravo!

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