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6 hours ago, pacman said:

I understand his logic, playing well every week and concern over Sam's shoulder. You would think he would have some allegiance though.

He of all people should have said something to the affect, "I'm not 100% sold on Texas until I see them win every week, Sam's injured and I really like OU's personnel, BUT I have to defer to Head to  Head and Texas gets the edge until they prove me wrong".

How fucking hard is that to say you fucking asshole MB?

1 hour ago, sushihorn said:

Being petulant is one thing.  Undermining his successors and Texas Football is something else entirely.

Mack was always about Mack, first and foremost. He will never get over being justly fired for stealing from us. He thought he was bigger than Darrell K. Royal and bigger than Texas Football. 

He still thinks it was his right to stay here until he wanted to leave, no matter how much damage that did to the program. It was Mack Brown-Texas Football, after all. And who are we non-football coach $200 donors to question him anyway?

He will NEVER get over it. 

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Be fair, tho' - Puss-squirting Hemorrhoid is a damned good band name. Sort of.

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Do you even write these anymore or do you just have them pasted on a word doc? You say the same shit over and over again.

Easy. He likes to hear himself talk. 

8 hours ago, Snacks said:

Tom Herman is playing 3D psychology chess with all of y'all right now...

Yup

nothing to do with mack, but sentences like this piss me off to no end:

And if the Longhorns win out and win the Big 12 championship game, it’s possible they’ll be in the conversation for one of the four College Football Playoff spots.

no.  this is not the correct way to write a sentence. 

"if the longhorns win out and win the b12 cg, it's possible they'll be in the playoffs."  that's how that sentence should go.  

right now, they're in the conversation for one of the playoff spots, along with 8 other teams.  you don't need to write "it's possible" and also write "in the conversation for".  one or the other will do.

it's basically the same as people who say, "arguably" and "one of the best" in the same sentence.  caden stearns is arguably one of the best defensive freshmen in the country.  either he's arguably the best, or he's one of the best.  the two mean the same thing.

he was better off just including tweets.

8 hours ago, pacman said:

I understand his logic, playing well every week and concern over Sam's shoulder. You would think he would have some allegiance though.

Did he stop cashing checks I guess as UT football ambassador to Afghanistan?

He certainly appears to resent Herman’s success. Since he is not relevant no one else can be.

Wow , what  sour grapes. He is FCB in coach pants on a meaningless show on a declining network.

Gooner scared FUPM all the time.

The only thing he wasn’t scared of during football season while HC was Steiner Ranch Golf Course , his UT football office. 

Its from there he phoned in the game plan and made bad  recruiting decisions while cashing Belmont checks.

Edited by El Squared

Mack Brown is probably the most passive aggressive adult male I’ve ever seen

Hey, Mack - here’s a message for you ignoring the head to head matchup with the land thieves :

Take the loss, pussy.

Some men just want to see the university burn

Yes, with a fucking office too. Fuck him. Thanks for the NC, but he can fuck the right off to the beautiful casitas at UT Golf Club.

Tbh, I never considered Mack to be a "true" Longhorn. 

Even moreso as time goes on.

4 hours ago, sushihorn said:

Being petulant is one thing.  Undermining his successors and Texas Football is something else entirely.

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Who gives a shit, according to everyone and espn ect predictions he’s right...  Y’all do realize what everyone here was saying after Tulsa...  I hope we win out and get to the playoff more then anyone and think it’s possible but also not likely, what percent are we now with Espn?.   So to call him out on a realistic pick on nation tv and to not play the hommer pick is kind bush league.  He’s not a Longhorn cause he’s a realist, get the fuck out of here.  

Edited by Hook1997

He definitely let those 2 guys fuck Sally.


And then upgraded the cuck experience to the BBC Cuck experience

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Goddamn fupm sure has a lot of socks on surly.

Fuck you fupm and your socks.

8 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

Goddamn fupm sure has a lot of socks on surly.

Fuck you fupm and your socks.

Yes we are socks becoause we don’t hate a coach that took us to two national championship and what should of been three.....  after the last few years..   His prediction isn’t off anyone else’s but y’all feel he should play the homer card??   I want it all!!  But come on ppl the chances are he’s right so I don’t get the hate for this.  If it was another old coach in his position picking his team in this position y’all would be calling him a homer.   I hope he’s wrong also but come on guys it’s not like he’s betting against us with the odds

Edited by Hook1997

31 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Yes we are socks becoause we don’t hate a coach that took us to two national championship and what should of been three.....  after the last few years..   His prediction isn’t off anyone else’s but y’all feel he should play the homer card??   I want it all!!  But come on ppl the chances are he’s right so I don’t get the hate for this.  If it was another old coach in his position picking his team in this position y’all would be calling him a homer.   I hope he’s wrong also but come on guys it’s not like he’s betting against us with the odds

Mack, is that you? 1997? Isn’t that the year we hired you, Mack? Hmmmm...

Not sure what it was in my opinion on this post that was worth a neg rep, not sure, but thanks @Tex Pete.  Damn some of y’all hate Mack who had our best ten year span ever with a vingance...   Late years or not some of y’all are ungrateful fuckers.  I agree with the late years but good lord how many teams have won ten games for ten years ever?  Chill dude.  I’m sure you or the other coach you wanted during that time could of done better...  After the years after him how are you complaining about him now...  

Edited by Hook1997

Since this thread is spiraling, here's a relevant one from the offseason to peruse:

 

Damn some of y’all hate Mack who had our best ten year span ever with a vingance...


Uh, DKR 1961-70 might have a little something to say about that.
25 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 


Uh, DKR 1961-70 might have a little something to say about that.

 

Ahh 5 of those seasons were not 10 win seasons also 4 seasons with 3 plus losses........      I understand different times but, yea..   I was talking total wins wise 

Edited by Hook1997

FUCK YOU on total wins, especially when you get ass-raped several times by ousux in those same 10 years. Then you get lazy and let the program burn to the ground, leaving us in the fucking desert for 9 years.

DKR had 3 national championships in his 10 years. So yeah, I would consider DKR a helluva better coach than fypm bitch ass brown.

8 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Ahh 5 of those seasons were not 10 win seasons also 4 seasons with 3 plus losses........      I understand different times but, yea..   I was talking total wins wise 

Fuck off, Mack. Y’all played more games each year while you were coaching than they did in DKR’s days. We’re not renaming the stadium after you. It also isn’t really Mack Brown-Texas Football. 

I was a Longhorn long before you were and I’ll be one long after you’re tits up. 

1 minute ago, Lone Star Horn said:

FUCK YOU on total wins, especially when you get ass-raped several times by ousux in those same 10 years. Then you get lazy and let the program burn to the ground, leaving us in the fucking desert for 9 years.

DKR had 3 national championships in his 10 years. So yeah, I would consider DKR a helluva better coach than fypm bitch ass brown.

I was just quoting on the 10 years and 10 wins a year, would we not all like that now?  Also past 4 years can we stop blaming one coach? Or After that it’s still his fault huh?

I wonder if any other teams fans would hate a coach that took them to 2 national title games and almost three would hate that coach as much as y’all do???   I doubt it....   I’m not standing up for what he did at the end I’m just appreciating what he did from start to that time and y’all evidently can’t do that

Edited by Hook1997

We can all appreciate what he did with going to the national championship games, but he fucked his own legacy by burning the program to the ground (being fucking lazy on the recruiting trail/mailing it in) before we fired him. Especially with his bitch ass telling recruits that he would help them look elsewhere, when he knew his time was up.

Edited by Lone Star Horn
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33 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Ahh 5 of those seasons were not 10 win seasons also 4 seasons with 3 plus losses........      I understand different times but, yea..   I was talking total wins wise 

Do you remember how many games were played in a season in the 1960s vs the 1990s and 2000s?

9 hours ago, Lobo said:

 


Dbl post

Edited by SHOOTER12

9 hours ago, Lobo said:

Mack, shouldn't you be hiding in somewhere in East Texas right now?  

Oh hell no don't send me SOB here.

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2 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Oh hell no don't send me SOB here.

Tape some fake antlers to his head and let him run atoubd out there next weekend.  No worries!

10 minutes ago, Izhmash said:

Tape some fake antlers to his head and let him run atoubd out there next weekend.  No worries!

good point

12 hours ago, Lobo said:

Mack, shouldn't you be hiding in somewhere in East Texas right now?  

Or killing himself in Florida.

12 hours ago, Lobo said:

Mack, shouldn't you be hiding in somewhere in East Texas right now?  

He better not bring his ass out here.

Another thought/question I had about Mack.

I'm trying to remember, but wasn't it widely rumored to be announcing his retirement at some banquet or dinner or something before Satan signed his extension, and then he did not announce it and Satan signed his extension in the next few days?   Then some time after that Mack went ahead and made the announcement.

If, and that's a big if that I am remembering it right, it seems to me he deliberately delayed his retirement to possibly prevent Texas from hiring him.

Of course all of this is predicated on the rumors being true about having been in contact with Saban about the job and him being interested etc. etc.   Of course the whole truth will probably never be known.

Edited by SHOOTER12

Oh my god who could possibly care? The point of all those shows is they sit around debating their takes strictly designed to get idiots riled up. That’s his job now and he’s doing it, and anyone who tunes in for that shit is far more to blame than him for the existence of Hot Sport Takes Punditry.

11 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

Ahh 5 of those seasons were not 10 win seasons also 4 seasons with 3 plus losses........      I understand different times but, yea..   I was talking total wins wise 

You understand they only played 11 games back in those days too. It was a hell of a lot easier to win 10 games per season in Mack's day than DKR's. (We also won three national championships, which is one more than Mack had conference championships in his entire time at Texas.)

Mack was a great coach at Texas. Mack is also a bitch for not recognizing head to head and for ever taking OU over us. Both things can be true 

No. He’s a terrible fucking coach. He was a hell of a CEO and salesman though when that was what Texas needed.

But but but Mack loves Texeeeeeezzzzzzz!!!! Fuck you Mack. It's Texas, all day everyday TEXAS!!!! That shit is annoying

Somebody get that bitch some whitestrips. You'd think he could afford some with that $15 million he stole from UT those last three years.

Mack got those last three years because he dumped his best buddy into the shit. Neither of them had much success without each other. Mack lied his way into the three years and lied his way through them, and never did find Colt Young again. We coulda been spared that, maybe, if Boom had the balls to quit when he didn't get Holgor to replace GDGD, but Boom made the mistake of believing Mack when he offered Bryan Harsin complete autonomy over the Offense, and stayed, only to have Mack assign The Maj™ to ride on Harsin's back. 

Maybe, because Boom hasn't showed a hell of a lot in his HC toils... maybe things woulda been different here, but maybe not. Maybe fuck myself?

No, wait, I remember - Fuck Mack Brown.

 

Yes we are socks becoause we don’t hate a coach that took us to two national championship and what should of been three.....  after the last few years..   His prediction isn’t off anyone else’s but y’all feel he should play the homer card??   I want it all!!  But come on ppl the chances are he’s right so I don’t get the hate for this.  If it was another old coach in his position picking his team in this position y’all would be calling him a homer.   I hope he’s wrong also but come on guys it’s not like he’s betting against us with the odds
Eat me fupm.
Hey Mack, let me give you an analogy.  You have a great marriage for 10 yrs.  Just a really great marriage. Then your wife develops a meth habit the last 4 yrs of the marriage, drains your bank accounts, fucks your credit and you catch her banging her meth dealer in your bed.  Would you still look fondly upon your ex wife?  


Whatever happened to that thread?
Mack got those last three years because he dumped his best buddy into the shit. Neither of them had much success without each other. Mack lied his way into the three years and lied his way through them, and never did find Colt Young again. We coulda been spared that, maybe, if Boom had the balls to quit when he didn't get Holgor to replace GDGD, but Boom made the mistake of believing Mack when he offered Bryan Harsin complete autonomy over the Offense, and stayed, only to have Mack assign The Maj[emoji769] to ride on Harsin's back. 
Maybe, because Boom hasn't showed a hell of a lot in his HC toils... maybe things woulda been different here, but maybe not. Maybe fuck myself?
No, wait, I remember - Fuck Mack Brown.
 


Coach Boom accepted the Florida job several days after GDGD was fired. Not sure what you’re talking about

Remember when Mack Brown was on his way out he told John Bonney he should “look around” at other programs while literally have a rule that if commits “look around” he’s cutting them off. Mack is still bitter about being let go.

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