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#501
1 minute ago, FondrenRoad said:

When are you going to stand up against extremism among your ranks?  The only solution I see is deporting all old white men until we can figure out how to vet them properly.  Just a pause while we work it out, you know.

No need to deport them, we can just send them all to camp while we figure it out.  Camp is fun!!!  Who doesn’t like camp?

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  • These are your reactions when a right wing nut job attempts to assasinate a former democrat President, VP and presidential candidate (20 bombs in all) and you incredulously wonder why you are ridicule

  • I dont understand. Why cant Trumpkins just admit he is wrong. That all of his stupid hate mongering is wrong. Bush didn't do it. Bush Sr. didnt either. Neither did Reagan. Heck, I dont think Nixon did

  • The van is registered to a Jorge Soros of Miami.

#504
Just now, Texas73 said:

When did 56 get to be old as in old white male?

Depends on your state of mind.  Some dudes become old white males as early as 40.

#505
2 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Have you seen the guy's van?  This is going to get the "mental illness" lip service treatment.  Like all white male nutjobs, he will undoubtedly be considered an individual.

Nevermind that he attempted to kill and maim for political gain, literally the definition of terrorism.

#506

So, the minority part is getting bombs two weeks before an election from a supporter of the majority party?

If this were another country, we'd be horrified.

#507
14 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

I can make out two republican elephants and one presidential seal with trump’s face on it.

I can’t wait to find out what insanity is contained in all those paragraphs.

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"If this van is rockin', don't come knockin', because I am a Sovereign Citizen bearing arms as is my right under English Common Law which was the basis for good remnant left in our Rosicrucian-infested legal system, and I will not even roll down the window to breath in your chemtrail-infested atmosphere, but if you do not desist I will use the robot arms to snip off your head and extract and eat your pineal gland."

#509
2 minutes ago, Texas73 said:

When did 56 get to be old as in old white male?

AARP starts hammering you with mailers at around 40.

#511
10 minutes ago, Dirk X West said:

The texags thread for this is brilliant: https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/2992218/1

It's like reading through an aggy game thread where they take an early lead but then go on to get blown out. 

I read it.  I laughed.  Then I got sad, because I could tell I was forcing my laughter because I don't want to believe these people exist.

#512
2 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

This purports to be the passenger side of the van.  Not verified at all, but would seem to fit.

 

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The weirdest part of that is the youth soccer thing.

#514
3 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

This purports to be the passenger side of the van.  Not verified at all, but would seem to fit.

 

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Local prepper stores gonna see a drop in MRE sales.

#515

Don't care what side you are on. If you have a van with that many stickers you should be arrested right away

#517
3 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

This purports to be the passenger side of the van.  Not verified at all, but would seem to fit.

 

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Politicians in cross-hairs (including Hillary) and explosions.  Uh, I think I know what Exhibit 1 at the trial is going to be.  Well, maybe Exhibit 13.  1-12 are the other things.

#518

Native american's for Trump sticker.  Maybe he is trying to take out Elizabeth Warren's opponents and set up a battle for world domination? 

#519

I was just joking about the Phlegm thing, but that van doesn't not look like one of his posts...

#520

I've always had a theory that there is a direct correlation between the number of bumper stickers on a vehicle and the owners mental health.

#522

Suspect’s name supposedly Cesar Sayoc.

From a previous arrest -

Name: SAYOC, CESAR
Race: WHITE
Sex: MALE
Hair Color: BLACK
Eye Color: BROWN
Height: 6′ 1″ (1.85 m)
Weight: 265 lb (120 kg)
Birth Date: 3/17/1962
DC Number: 722010
Supervision Begin Date: 5/09/2014
Current Location: FT. LAUDERDALE

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#523
9 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

56 has always been considered old

Negged (I'm 53)

#524
17 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Ok, now that it's confirmed to be a trumper that set us up the bomb what are we gonna call this? Qnabomber? MAGAbomber?

I don't know, but Trump will continue to blame the "Democrat Party" and the media. And his base will eat it up. Authoritarian propaganda has to be the most easily predictable thing in the world. 

#525
Just now, Js1 said:

I was just joking about the Phlegm thing, but that van doesn't not look like one of his posts...

That van is more coherent.

#526

Another proud MAGA Nationalist!

Heck the guys car looks like he just came from a Trump campaign rally and pasted the talking points on his van.  But.... Maxine Waters....  Fox will scream at the top of it's collective lying lungs.

 

 

#529
Just now, Zepol87 said:

Don't care what side you are on. If you have a van with that many stickers you should be arrested right away

It reminds me of when computer programs first came out that let just anybody do graphic design, so businesses quit hiring actual artists, and let Denise from Accounting put everything in bold outlined italic type, with shadows and red/blue stripes behind it.

#530
2 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Politicians in cross-hairs (including Hillary) and explosions.  Uh, I think I know what Exhibit 1 at the trial is going to be.  Well, maybe Exhibit 13.  1-12 are the other things.

If you remember, Sarah Palin had crosshairs on Gabby Giffords' congressional district on her website.

 

#531
5 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

I read it.  I laughed.  Then I got sad, because I could tell I was forcing my laughter because I don't want to believe these people exist.

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#535
2 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Suspect’s name supposedly Cesar Sayoc.

From a previous arrest -

Name: SAYOC, CESAR
Race: WHITE
Sex: MALE
Hair Color: BLACK
Eye Color: BROWN
Height: 6′ 1″ (1.85 m)
Weight: 265 lb (120 kg)
Birth Date: 3/17/1962
DC Number: 722010
Supervision Begin Date: 5/09/2014
Current Location: FT. LAUDERDALE

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#536
1 minute ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Uh... I think you are going to be wrong by about 60 years in prison.

And not his first bout with terroristic threats?

Send this dude to Gitmo.

#537
3 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

If these bombs are just dummy bombs, what the charge gonna be..... a misdemeanor?

Presidential pardon.  He was set up by deep state.  Something something George Soros.  Trumps approval among republicans goes up to 97%.

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#538
11 minutes ago, Dirk X West said:

Depends on your state of mind.  Some dudes become old white males as early as 40.

Funny how that never seems to happen to Asian women.  I guess they really do age more gracefully!

#542
4 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Suspect’s name supposedly Cesar Sayoc.

From a previous arrest -

Name: SAYOC, CESAR
Race: WHITE
Sex: MALE
Hair Color: BLACK
Eye Color: BROWN
Height: 6′ 1″ (1.85 m)
Weight: 265 lb (120 kg)
Birth Date: 3/17/1962
DC Number: 722010
Supervision Begin Date: 5/09/2014
Current Location: FT. LAUDERDALE

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Ah shit, I wish I still had access to lexisnexis

#543
1 minute ago, Asithappens said:

False flag!

False flag!

Where's Alex Jones when we need him!

Yelling at poop on the sidewalk

#544
Presidential pardon.  He was set up by deep state.  Something something George Soros.  Trumps approval among republicans goes up to 97%.
Kind of like what Hillary would have done to the Scalise shooter?
#545

And the Trumpkins on Twitter are going crazy and foaming at the mouth because “Cesar” and “Sayoc” aren’t “white names”.

And that he has a Native American sticker on his van and per Google, is connected to a company with Native American in the company name.

When he turns out to have as much Native American blood as Elizabeth Warren, watch the narrative do a 180.

#547
14 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

This purports to be the passenger side of the van.  Not verified at all, but would seem to fit.

 

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obvious first reaction was this is Photoshop... but damn, what a dumbass! 

#548
1 minute ago, 'stache said:

Presidential pardon.  He was set up by deep state.  Something something George Soros.  Trumps approval among republicans goes up to 97%.

I've yet to see anyone voice any sort of support for these kinds of actions, nor anyone making any excuses.  The reaction from the right is about 180 degrees from the reaction of the left when a sitting senator encouraged people to harass members of the opposite party.  I hope they fry this dude in very quick time.  

#549
Just now, Bama Chick said:

And the Trumpkins on Twitter are going crazy and foaming at the mouth because “Cesar” and “Sayoc” aren’t “white names”.

And that he has a Native American sticker on his van and per Google, is connected to a company with Native American in the company name.

When he turns out to have as much Native American blood as Elizabeth Warren, watch the narrative do a 180.

Make him take a dna test.

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