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1 minute ago, Mapache said:

Fox News is blurring out the stickers on the #Magabomber's van. No surprise there

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  • These are your reactions when a right wing nut job attempts to assasinate a former democrat President, VP and presidential candidate (20 bombs in all) and you incredulously wonder why you are ridicule

  • I dont understand. Why cant Trumpkins just admit he is wrong. That all of his stupid hate mongering is wrong. Bush didn't do it. Bush Sr. didnt either. Neither did Reagan. Heck, I dont think Nixon did

  • The van is registered to a Jorge Soros of Miami.

2 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Projection. 

That's kinda what I'm getting.

2 minutes ago, Mapache said:

Fox News is blurring out the stickers on the #Magabomber's van. No surprise there

Anyone who thinks Fox is a news organization is ... wrong.

1 minute ago, tjhooker said:

What does it matter but Johnson.

Lol. Why so much joy soy boy? Why so much joy? 

Gotta be honest -- I thought it was gonna be a deranged Bernie Bro, as a right winger trying to bomb Wasserman Schultz makes about as much sense as a Horn fan longing for the firing of Mike Stoops.

So when people called me an imbecile, moron, idiot, fuck, Trumpkin, nazi and stupid I assume that is projection too?  BTW that all started way before I started applying the soy boy definition to some of you.

Imbecile, moron, idiot, and stupid are earned, merit-based titles.

Titles that you appear to be vigorously defending. I wouldn’t worry, you’re going to hold onto them for quite some time.

Is he a Republican or a Democrat?

https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/26/politics/suspicious-packages-arrest/index.html

 

This says he's Republican:

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He is a registered Republican, according to Florida Department of State spokeswoman Sarah Revell, citing the state's Division of Elections records.

But this says he's Democrat:

 
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Sayoc had a string of arrests dating back to the early 1990s, Florida Department of Law Enforcement records show. Notable among them is a 2002 arrest by Miami police over an offense described in online records as a "threat to bomb" and "threaten to discharge destructive device."
...
The records show eight arrests, including on suspicion of grand theft, battery, fraud, drug possession and probation violations.


 

 

 

1 minute ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Gotta be honest -- I thought it was gonna be a deranged Bernie Bro, as a right winger trying to bomb Wasserman Schultz makes about as much sense as a Horn fan longing for the firing of Mike Stoops.

see. there's the problem. these people are fucking idiots. don't try to apply logic to this. you will lose every time.

32 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Aaron Burr?

Aaron Burr, Sir.

Just now, tjhooker said:

So when people called me an imbecile, moron, idiot, fuck, Trumpkin, nazi and stupid I assume that is projection too?  BTW that all started way before I started applying the soy boy definition to some of you.

Stop saying dumb things with obvious logical holes?

I mean, a ton of us are life long Republicans. You aren't talking to a bunch of flaming liberals. You act like you are getting flamed for partisanship when it's simply the things you are saying.

And then you toss out some rando insult no one has ever heard of which at the moment ironically is more descriptive of the side you are trying to defend.

Just now, Huckleberry said:

Why are you being such an idiot?

bless their little hearts, they don't know any better

Hey doodz Sayoc was a soccer player which means he's a soyboy which means he's a lib. 

Checkmate, libtards. 

4 minutes ago, MixtyMotions said:

Is he a Republican or a Democrat?

https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/26/politics/suspicious-packages-arrest/index.html

 

This says he's Republican:

But this says he's Democrat:

 

 

 

I remember when you used to try to pretend you weren't a total piece of crap.  Looks like you let the hate embrace you.  Did you graduate from donut boy to emperor of the Bugtussle County GOP yet?

Fascinating to watch Trumpkins brains short circuit in real time after convincing themselves this was a False Flag operation.

Just now, elguapo said:

Fascinating to watch Trumpkins brains short circuit in real time after convincing themselves this was a False Flag operation.

They haven't given up yet.

We(America) are digging for a new bottom.  Good Lord.

Just now, tjhooker said:

There is no way soy boy doesn't perfectly describe much of the far left movement.  A lot of them eat soy, are Male feminist and love to call people Nazis.  How does that describe trump supporters which BTW I dont think I have been defending at all here.

Did you not just read that you are talking to a bunch of people who aren't far left? And wonder why you are getting your intelligence questioned? C'mon man.

 

Trump supporters are the biggest fucking soy boys out. Drink Bud Light, wear t shirts and cargo shorts, shave with a Gillette razor, scared of Mexicans and Mooslims. It's not possible to be a bigger pussy. That guy who said "Leave Britney Alone" or whatever is more manly than these gaping vaginas.

Incredible that it's the democrats being labeled extremists.

Just now, Incredulity said:

They haven't given up yet.

We(America) are digging for a new bottom.  Good Lord.

WE ain't doing shit. THEY are fucking it up for the rest of us

3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

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828-279-1292.  Where do you think that number goes?

1 minute ago, horncyclist said:

Incredible that it's the democrats being labeled extremists.

They said mean things about dear leader.  If they'd just be nicer maybe people wouldn't get bombed so much.

Just now, FondrenRoad said:

828-279-1292.  Where do you think that number goes?

Jenny?

Webster's defines. . . .

What’s up with the youth soccer stuff?

pederass?

1 minute ago, tjhooker said:

That's the definition of something else but not soy boy.  Please, reread the definition. 

Soy Boy

Slang used to describe males who completely and utterly lack all necessary masculine qualities. This pathetic state is usually achieved by an over-indulgence of emasculating products and/or ideologies.

The origin of the term derives from the negative effects soy consumption has been proven to have on the male physique and libido.

The average soy boy is a feminist, nonathletic, has never been in a fight, will probably marry the first girl that has sex with him, and likely reduces all his arguments to labeling the opposition as "Nazis".

See also: cuck, beta/omega male, orbiter, kissless virgin, male feminist

That sounds like the definition of a Trump supporter to me.

1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

Jenny?

You know her number is 694-5570

19 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

What does it matter but Johnson.

Just stop. You didn't vote for Gary Johnson.

 

1 minute ago, FondrenRoad said:

You know her number is 694-5570

When did it change from 281-330-8004?

5 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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I didn't see this in the first set of pictures. This is the most insane part of that entire van.

He's such a big fan of the Carolinas and doesn't even know how to spell Wake Forest. One R there, big guy.

THANK YOU ALL POLICE MILITARY VET
SOCCER THE GREATEST SPORT
WE STAND HAND OVER HEART PLEDGE.

Is this guy related to Borat?

7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

One hit wonder this guy...

If you look at Tweets and Replies, you'll a lot more threats to TMZ, CNN, etc...

Just now, tjhooker said:

A Male feminist that calls opposition nazis sounds like Trump supporters?  I thought they hate women and are Nazis themselves?

No.  A weird pussy who falls in love with women who want nothing to do with them.  You know, incels like you.

23 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


This.

It’s actually funny to watch the self-ownage of using an unoriginal and widely inapplicable pejorative that almost certainly falls into the “every accusation is a confession” column.

When you think you’re impressing people with your “manliness,” but you’re really just making them all laugh at you...well, it’s kinda perfect in this day and age.

He’s been in fights though! Are you not impressed by his manly manliness?!

1 minute ago, wildcat09 said:

He’s been in fights though! Are you not impressed by his manly manliness?!

A sword fight most likely 

6 minutes ago, NoRagrets said:

What’s up with the youth soccer stuff?

pederass?

Maybe they don’t kneel during the national anthem.  

4 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

 

When did it change from 281-330-8004?

When Ma Bell stole Mike Jones' phone number from him.

Not a soy boy.  Just a little insecurity about manhood.

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Obligatory hit's close to home story.

 

This guy was arrested in Plantation, Florida. 

Played golf in Plantation, FL last week, so this hits close to home.

1 minute ago, tjhooker said:

Uh oh, someone believes in toxic masculinity.  The world must scare you.

You do understand why this post is ironic, right?

11 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

That's the definition of something else but not soy boy.  Please, reread the definition. 

Soy Boy

Slang used to describe males who completely and utterly lack all necessary masculine qualities. This pathetic state is usually achieved by an over-indulgence of emasculating products and/or ideologies.

The origin of the term derives from the negative effects soy consumption has been proven to have on the male physique and libido.

The average soy boy is a feminist, nonathletic, has never been in a fight, will probably marry the first girl that has sex with him, and likely reduces all his arguments to labeling the opposition as "Nazis".

See also: cuck, beta/omega male, orbiter, kissless virgin, male feminist

You seem really infatuated with emasculated males. I mean,  not that there's nothing wrong with that. You do you, big boy.

Just now, tjhooker said:

Uh oh, someone believes in toxic masculinity.  The world must scare you.

You're scared of Chinese food because you think it'll turn you into a pussy. But yeah, we're the ones who are scared of the world.

14 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

That's the definition of something else but not soy boy.  Please, reread the definition. 

Soy Boy

Slang used to describe males who completely and utterly lack all necessary masculine qualities. This pathetic state is usually achieved by an over-indulgence of emasculating products and/or ideologies.

The origin of the term derives from the negative effects soy consumption has been proven to have on the male physique and libido.

The average soy boy is a feminist, nonathletic, has never been in a fight, will probably marry the first girl that has sex with him, and likely reduces all his arguments to labeling the opposition as "Nazis".

See also: cuck, beta/omega male, orbiter, kissless virgin, male feminist

 

Yeah, the bolded is exactly what I described.

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