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So that statement is claiming he is NOT a real member of the Seminole Tribe, yes?

Poor Trumpkins - MAGATwitter was clinging to that for their “NOT A WHITE GUY!” claims.

Along with the rock solid “He doesn’t have a ‘white’ name!”.

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  • These are your reactions when a right wing nut job attempts to assasinate a former democrat President, VP and presidential candidate (20 bombs in all) and you incredulously wonder why you are ridicule

  • I dont understand. Why cant Trumpkins just admit he is wrong. That all of his stupid hate mongering is wrong. Bush didn't do it. Bush Sr. didnt either. Neither did Reagan. Heck, I dont think Nixon did

  • The van is registered to a Jorge Soros of Miami.

2 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

I'm new here. This is SOP?  I had many more rep points yesterday LOL.

You can have all my pos rep for the rest of the day.

 

The CR neg rep brigade is a bunch of horseshit.

6 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

I'm new here. This is SOP?  I had many more rep points yesterday LOL. 

Negged.

Just now, tjhooker said:

OMG. Many of those are jokes. Dear Lord it is Surly.  We joke or dont apparently.  Where is the post where I said I bet this is probably just some crazy sending these?  I see you left that out.  

Hey, you asked me to provide evidence for my claims and what do ya know - I DID! And now you're butthurt because I gave you what you asked for? That's very soy boy of you

2 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

You can have all my pos rep for the rest of the day.

 

The CR neg rep brigade is a bunch of horseshit. 

Double negged.

The guy is obviously a Lib pretending to be a Trump supporter.  Total false flag.  MAGA and what not.

4 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

You can have all my pos rep for the rest of the day.

 

The CR neg rep brigade is a bunch of horseshit.

Rep wars, they have begun.

Serious business.

4 hours ago, tjhooker said:

Triggered by pic of Wasserman Shultz.  LOL.  It's a joke snowflake.  She was listed on the return address.  Yeah, no one here ever makes fun of the way a politician looks.  I bet you're fun to hang out with being constantly offended and all.

BTW there are no attractive pics of her.

Spanking still hurt? Calling me a snowflake make it all better? I'm happy for you.

2 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Rep wars, they have begun.

Serious business.

I really DGMOAF, but there was pretty longstanding decorum in the CR of not negging.

Just now, Incredulity said:

I really DGMOAF, but there was pretty longstanding decorum in the CR of not negging.

There was also a longstanding decorum of not defending nazis, pedophiles, and pussy grabbers, and yet here we are.

I was wrong. This is actually worse than the CR on shaggy.

I for one am enjoying tjhooker's Rocko impression. Need to throw in a yawn or two.

Just now, mdmost said:

I for one am enjoying tjhooker's Rocko impression. Need to throw in a yawn or two.

I thought the soy boy jab was a pretty good analogue for yawn

I love when right wingers refer to others as snowflakes...the entire modern conservative platform is predicated on fear.  

From immigration, to guns, ISIS, voting rights, and doomsday prepping, these guys are afraid of their own shadows.  That's about as snowflakey as it gets.

2 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

Who defended those?  Not me. In fact, never defended Trump.  

Never said you defended trump. Never even said you defended nazis, pedophiles, and pussy grabbers. I was replying to incredulity's comment on how CR broke decorum of no negs, which contributes significantly to why people tend to neg more freely in the CR now.

But you're the one grouping yourself with those people judging from your reaction.

Bombshell alert:  Law Enforcement I could get behind:

 

 

 

4 minutes ago, zork said:

Bombshell alert:  Law Enforcement I could get behind:

 

MOAR:

 

 

The guy must never have been convicted on previous felony charges, because CNN says he voted in 2016 and is a registered Republican. 

Just now, Mojo Hand said:

The guy must never have been convicted on previous felony charges, because CNN says he voted in 2016 and is a registered Republican. 

Soros playing the long game. 

I really DGMOAF, but there was pretty longstanding decorum in the CR of not negging.
That's a stupid idea.

Reality is that there should be zero positive rep in the political forum, but until that happens negs are needed to counterbalance. Otherwise even admitted trolls can't be booted.
4 minutes ago, zork said:

 

FBI agent appears to be pretty hot.

 

1 minute ago, tjhooker said:

Both?

I was reading this thread and was thinking of a reply and then thought, “Tacos sound really good right now”. Nothing in particular made me think about tacos but admit it, doesn’t Tacos sound good?

6 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Soros playing the long game. 

It's all right there...  check mate LIBS!

4 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

FBI agent appears to be pretty hot.

 

Requires further investigation.  Don't jump to conclusions.  That's just one picture of her, showing just one angle.  We need to consider......BOTH SIDES....

 

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Homeslice was just trying to get in the Zone...Killlibtardszone!

I worked with an FBI agent of Miami.  She was hot, and serious, and hot...  also Cherokee indian.  She was tall lean and muscular and did I mention very serious?  I was completely impressed by her.   /csb

Despite what you hear in the news, the FBI is no joke.

Just now, Loco said:

I worked with an FBI agent of Miami.  She was hot, and serious, and hot...  also Cherokee indian.  She was tall lean and muscular and did I mention very serious?  I was completely impressed by her.   /csb

Despite what you hear in the news, the FBI is no joke.

I've never met an FBI agent who wasn't 1) dead serious about EVERYTHING, and 2) incredibly smart and well-educated.  I have pretty clear and clean life advice for y'all: if you are thinking of becoming involved in something that is likely to be investigated by the FBI, and could have a negative outcome for you.....don't do it.  

I mean, unless that's your plan for getting an introduction to the hot blonde agent above, in which case, you have my blessing.

So Ricky’s dad was the magabomber?

1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

The alt-right is full of the absolute dumbest people on earth.

In other news, our suspect had his home fraudulent foreclosed upon by Mnuchin's bank:

 

Dude was mindfucked by the fever swamp and had his home stolen by the same crooks he worships.  This guy should be Time's Person of the Year.  What a sad encapsulation of our current moment.  

5 minutes ago, Homercles said:

So Ricky’s dad was the magabomber?

Full circle.

 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

 

 

The party of peace. 

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

Some, I assume, are good people. 

8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I've never met an FBI agent who wasn't 1) dead serious about EVERYTHING, and 2) incredibly smart and well-educated.  I have pretty clear and clean life advice for y'all: if you are thinking of becoming involved in something that is likely to be investigated by the FBI, and could have a negative outcome for you.....don't do it.  

I mean, unless that's your plan for getting an introduction to the hot blonde agent above, in which case, you have my blessing.

I dunno, while she was very pretty in badass sort of way, she always seemed to range from agitated/annoyed to quietly seething...  and I mean like at lunch, after the trial, when I first met her...   like I said I was impressed by her and glad she's out there...  but I'm not even the slightest bit interested in spending more time in her presence.  Also the fraud was only 2-3mil so i think she thought she was slumming

1 minute ago, Loco said:

she always seemed to range from agitated/annoyed to quietly seething

You already told us she was a woman, why are you repeating yourself?

We toured the FBI building on our 8th grade trip to DC. Our guide was a young agent. Man he was a dick, but I imagine "tour group leader" is not exactly a plum assignment. In fact he probably fucked up somewhere along the way to get a shit detail like that...But he was the most miserable bastard I've ever come across in the service sector, hands-down. 

2 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

We toured the FBI building on our 8th grade trip to DC. Our guide was a young agent. Man he was a dick, but I imagine "tour group leader" is not exactly a plum assignment. In fact he probably fucked up somewhere along the way to get a shit detail like that...But he was the most miserable bastard I've ever come across in the service sector, hands-down. 

They make agents be tour guides? It has to be a shit gig and it's hilarious.

6 hours ago, horncyclist said:
6 hours ago, Bama Chick said:
Man, check out his ride.

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MAGA bomber confirmed? False flag narrators went a little overboard with the stickers. Totally not believable.

MAGA Bomber staring down some nasty charges.  Like trying to kill a couple of POTUS.

4 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

They make agents be tour guides? It has to be a shit gig and it's hilarious.

Not sure about now, but by gum that was the way they did it in Ronald Reagan's America. 

7 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

it's a riff off your retard god.

I've never seen a poster so desperate for validation.  The guy is hanging on our every word.  Completely on tilt the last two days. 

3 hours ago, tjhooker said:

LOL I didnt vote for him not have I once ever defended him on here.  Not once.  I will admit though I do get joy out of how he is under y'alls skin so much.

Look guys, a Gary Johnson voter!

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