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2 minutes ago, Zavala said:

I was just explaining his point to you, I guess your question was more of just an insult. 

 

Also, what if it's a 3rd party, one that has it in their best interest to disturb our political system, sow discord in our country?

Clearly it was an insult.

What if the Dems have a child sex ring in a pizza shop?

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  • These are your reactions when a right wing nut job attempts to assasinate a former democrat President, VP and presidential candidate (20 bombs in all) and you incredulously wonder why you are ridicule

  • I dont understand. Why cant Trumpkins just admit he is wrong. That all of his stupid hate mongering is wrong. Bush didn't do it. Bush Sr. didnt either. Neither did Reagan. Heck, I dont think Nixon did

  • The van is registered to a Jorge Soros of Miami.

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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

We don't need to look at an outside force to do that.  We can listen to the ACTUAL WORDS, said by the ACTUAL PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES:

He has called Democrats "treasonous," "un-American," a "mob," and hell, flat-out said:

That's not some pundit.  It's not some guy calling in to the local radio show.  The fucking PRESIDENT said those things.  Fuck right off with your "maybe there's someone trying to keep us at each other's throats."  YOUR FUCKING PRESIDENT IS DOING THAT.

Right, and they say exactly the same thing on every mainstream news channel about Trump as well?

Both sides are trying to rile up their "extremist" fringe?

I think it's more likely that both sides are trying to get as many eyeballs, clicks, and attention as possible.

 

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Just now, Zavala said:

Right, and they say exactly the same thing on every mainstream news channel about Trump as well?

THE.

FUCKING.

PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

Is saying this shit.  How is that okay?  How is any of that fucking okay?  QUIT FUCKING EXCUSING HIS SHIT.  Hell YES people are calling him out for that -- because HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE FUCKING PRESIDENT SHOULDN'T SAY SHIT LIKE THAT.  He's the president of the ENTIRE FUCKING COUNTRY, not just his cultists.

I have NO FUCKING PROBLEM being "divided" against shitheels like you.  Jesus fuck, being "divided' isn't a bad thing -- it's a fucking GOOD thing.  It means I'll NEVER fucking excuse assfuckingholery like his.  And yours.

2 minutes ago, Zavala said:

I think it's more likely that both sides are trying to get as many eyeballs, clicks, and attention as possible.

If only there was a liberal version of Qanon. 

2 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Right, and they say exactly the same thing on every mainstream news channel about Trump as well?

Both sides are trying to rile up their "extremist" fringe?

I think it's more likely that both sides are trying to get as many eyeballs, clicks, and attention as possible.

 

Are you really this fucking dense?

19 minutes ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

I don't see how people don't assume right wing loser here first and foremost. If you are truly a "both sides are stupid and dumb and have fringe idiots" kind of guy, then you would assume in this instance it's likely that the perp is the MAGA side of the loser spectrum this time. If you still only see alt-left losers, then you aren't seeing both sides (in my opinion) and are only seeing it from one side-- the exact critique you might have of your counterparts on the opposite side and what they do.

My theory: Soros paid Middle East terrorists who are hiding in the Mexican caravan to build and ship these bombs to the US.  But while we’re all worried about the bombs, we aren’t noticing the other package Soros had shipped from the caravan: a stack of absentee ballots filled out by Nicaraguans!  Each of those ballots includes the following as a write-in option for every single race and proposition: “Nancy Pelosi and/or Hillary’s Email Server.”  

It’s a genius move, but Trump is onto it and will thankfully suspend the election to prevent Hillary’s Email Server from illegally taking office as comptroller of Macon, Georgia.

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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

THE.

FUCKING.

PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

Is saying this shit.  How is that okay?  How is any of that fucking okay?  QUIT FUCKING EXCUSING HIS SHIT.  Hell YES people are calling him out for that -- because HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE FUCKING PRESIDENT SHOULDN'T SAY SHIT LIKE THAT.  He's the president of the ENTIRE FUCKING COUNTRY, not just his cultists.

I have NO FUCKING PROBLEM being "divided" against shitheels like you.  Jesus fuck, being "divided' isn't a bad thing -- it's a fucking GOOD thing.  It means I'll NEVER fucking excuse assfuckingholery like his.  And yours.

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For sure dude you have changed my mind.

 

Just now, Zavala said:

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For sure dude you have changed my mind.

 

No one is changing your mind. You’re clearly too fucking stupid for this discussion

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3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

If only there was a liberal version of Qanon. 

I think it's called MSNBC

 

I think if I were ever president I would make everyone have to solve a math problem or write a few lines of poetry before being allowed to log onto the internet. Not everyone should have a fucking megaphone.

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I think if I were ever president I would make everyone have to solve a math problem or write a few lines of poetry before being allowed to log onto the internet. Not everyone should have a fucking megaphone.

I'd settle for just getting rid of bots.

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I think if I were ever president I would make everyone have to solve a math problem or write a few lines of poetry before being allowed to log onto the internet. Not everyone should have a fucking megaphone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I fucked your mom

FIN

Did I pass?

4 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

No one is changing your mind. You’re clearly too fucking stupid for this discussion

QFT.

Seriously, you are a fucking Trumpkin, and you have the fucking gall to play the "man, the problem is clearly some third party trying to divide us" card?  You DO understand that your idea of being "united" is that the rest of us say "oh well, whatever Trump says and does, that's cool.  We gotta stay united and all that."  FUCK.  THAT.  I will be "divided" against evil fucksticks every fucking day of my life.

14 minutes ago, Zavala said:

I think it's called MSNBC

 

Khashoggi may have fallen onto the trash heap of old news cycles that have been forgotten. The one that includes tender age shelters.

Just heard a replay of Prince Valium's emotionless remarks today after his anchor baby wife tried to express some emotion. What a soulless, evil man he is.

It's not like two former presidents and a former presidential candidate were targeted for assassination or anything...

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I love this new Trumpkin. 

Step 1: completely wrong about basic facts 

1 hour ago, Zavala said:

 How could it be one person? These packages weren't actually mailed, yet all reached targets across the country within the same few hours.

Step 2: False flag! Both sides! Protect Trump! 

29 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Two weeks before this election - which brings on all sorts of political stunts at the midnight hour...

What if it's not a left wing nutter or a right wing nutter? What if it's an attempt to keep everyone on the right and left at each others throats?

Either way in your left/right scenario Trump is to blame? Really?

Step 3: Well sir I am using facts and logic and you have resorted to ad hominem attacks. Also more false flags. 

27 minutes ago, Zavala said:

I was just explaining his point to you, I guess your question was more of just an insult. 

 

Also, what if it's a 3rd party, one that has it in their best interest to disturb our political system, sow discord in our country?

Step 4: It's really the media's fault. And both sides. 

20 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Right, and they say exactly the same thing on every mainstream news channel about Trump as well?

Both sides are trying to rile up their "extremist" fringe?

I think it's more likely that both sides are trying to get as many eyeballs, clicks, and attention as possible.

 

47 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

“I was sexually assaulted but I’m afraid to fly”

“Lulz fuck you lying bitch! Catch a covered wagon!”

~Explosive devices sent to every single liberal boogeyman of the radical right’s fever dreams~

“Don’t jump to conclusions guyzzzzz!”

Johnny has turned himself into a caricature to own the libs.

28 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Right, and they say exactly the same thing on every mainstream news channel about Trump as well?

Both sides are trying to rile up their "extremist" fringe?

I think it's more likely that both sides are trying to get as many eyeballs, clicks, and attention as possible.

 

Sure Jan

22 minutes ago, Zavala said:

I think it's called MSNBC

 

You're a fucking idiot. Can't wait to see you in the right wing safe space thread after you start getting negged.

Spanning the last decade:

 

For the record, TrumpCo's sudden use of the word "mob" coincides with what is going to become a clear link between TrumpOrg/Trump family and traditional mob activities and mob associated partners (thanks to Trump CFO Weisselberg, Michael Cohen, and Manafort).  Remember, every accusation is a confession from Trump.  Slap the "mob" label on your opponents before it certainly is about to get pinned on you.

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Just now, Gil Bang said:

 

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About an hour later, the department’s bomb unit determined that the Mac computer monitor box was not a threat, Hudson said. “It just had some trash and scrap metal inside,” he said. “It was probably just someone leaving their junk in a box.”

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“THE BOMBS WERE’NT EVEN MAILED!!!”

“Yes they were. Here’s some proof.”

“OMG BOTH SIDES!!!!!”

“The president should be better than that!”

“YOU GUYS ARE SO DERANGED! MSNBC! LOUD MAGA NOISES!!”



Are you in this picture by any chance?

These motherfuckers need Jesus.

Deplorables. Deplorables everywhere.

Anything is obviously still possible with regard to the motivation and political views of the sender.   That said, if we are speculating on the likeliest explanation, the ISIS flags on the bombs don't make much sense to me for a leftist pretending to be a Trump supporter.   Why would an ISIS flag support that narrative?   A Trump MAGA sticker, sure, but an ISIS flag?

Unless the sender is playing 3D chess —which doesn't jibe with the amateurish nature of the attempt — it seems to me far likelier that the targets are people the sender actually hates and the ISIS flags are either because the sender identifies with ISIS or is trying to cast false blame on ISIS.   But, if the former, why would an ISIS supporter only target prominent Dems?    That leaves either a Trump supporter or maybe some anarchist trying to trigger violence between the left and right. 

What will be interesting tonight is to see how the divider-in-chief conducts himself tonight. Will he put on the usual show of lock them up, body slam, I am a nationist!!! Or will Trump take the opportunity for the very first time in his Presidency to conduct himself with some degree of class?

If it's the work of White Nationalists for example, will Trump proclaim there are "very good people" in the Nationalist movement? I guess the good news is we aren't talking about Trumps warm embrace of a Saudi Prince who murders journalists and chops them up into little pieces.

 

 

46 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

QFT.

Seriously, you are a fucking Trumpkin, and you have the fucking gall to play the "man, the problem is clearly some third party trying to divide us" card?  You DO understand that your idea of being "united" is that the rest of us say "oh well, whatever Trump says and does, that's cool.  We gotta stay united and all that."  FUCK.  THAT.  I will be "divided" against evil fucksticks every fucking day of my life.

Seriously this. Zavala and Trump's idea of being united is that we all agree that Trump is awesome and doing awesome things. Of course, none of that is true. Trump isn't awesome. And he is doing terrible things.

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A broken clock is right twice a day. And it works here, because Shapiro is the size of an hour hand.

22 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

Spanning the last decade:

 

Me: This statistic shows that the Far Right is 37 times more violent than the Far Left.  “Both sides” is a lie.  It’s just basic math.

My Republican FB friends: Wait... um... carry the 17... and, uh... numerator the remainder... is the answer fisty-twelve?

Left wingers bombing Ds to own the libruls.

Ah, the whole “what about the postmark?” thing is being pushed by Russian bots and on social media.



What is this asinine theory?  That CNN is the culprit?

Vote!  That's your answer sherlock.

Ask the two resident idiots in this thread. They seem to fall for anything the Russian disseminate hook, line, and sinker

Posted on the current events thread, but the "ISIS flag" is actually a parody flag, possibly a Larry the Cable Guy sticker:

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5 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Posted on the current events thread, but the "ISIS flag" is actually a parody flag, possibly a Larry the Cable Guy sticker:

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Holy shit is that for real? It almost certainly was a Qnabomber then

Just now, Captainant said:

Holy shit is that for real? It almost certainly was a Qnabomber then

The conspiracy theorists on Twitter view this as proof it was an attempt to frame a redneck.   Possible, but a Larry the Cable Guy sticker is a pretty deep cut for a leftist when Trump stickers are more readily available 

So she kidnapped herself?

3 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

People on the right pray for Maxine Waters’ health. 

I hope she's part of leadership in January.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

I hope she's part of leadership in January.

She’s one of the smarter democrats in Congress.  She probably doesn’t think an island will tip over or that Armstrong landed on Mars.  

2 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

She’s one of the smarter democrats in Congress.  She probably doesn’t think an island will tip over or that Armstrong landed on Mars.  

Is our children learning?

1 hour ago, Captainant said:

Holy shit is that for real? It almost certainly was a Qnabomber then

I told y’all “Q-nabomber” was the right term for this clown.

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

I am just fucking BAMBOOZLED that this is our reality. Idk if it's the @Onboard 2.0 diet or what, but I feel like we're all being punk'd

Pipe Bomb and Powder Delivered to CNN Was Harmless

The pipe bomb and white powder that forced an evacuation at CNN headquarters in New York City Wednesday morning was harmless, a law enforcement source told the Associated Press.

The device was similar in construction to those sent Wednesday to former President Barack Obama, former attorney general Eric Holder, Hillary Clinton, Representative Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (D., Fla.), and Representative Maxine Waters of California. The NYPD said the explosives were live during a Wednesday afternoon press conference but subsequent reporting suggests they were not functional.

All of the devices carried a parody ISIS flag featuring comedian Larry the Cable Guy’s signature slogan, “git ‘er done,” NBC News reported late Wednesday.

https://www.nationalreview.com/news/cnn-pipe-bomb-white-powder-harmless-law-enforcement-report/

7 minutes ago, DalTxHornFan said:

Pipe Bomb and Powder Delivered to CNN Was Harmless

The pipe bomb and white powder that forced an evacuation at CNN headquarters in New York City Wednesday morning was harmless, a law enforcement source told the Associated Press.

 The device was similar in construction to those sent Wednesday to former President Barack Obama, former attorney general Eric Holder, Hillary Clinton, Representative Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (D., Fla.), and Representative Maxine Waters of California. The NYPD said the explosives were live during a Wednesday afternoon press conference but subsequent reporting suggests they were not functional.

 All of the devices carried a parody ISIS flag featuring comedian Larry the Cable Guy’s signature slogan, “git ‘er done,” NBC News reported late Wednesday.

 https://www.nationalreview.com/news/cnn-pipe-bomb-white-powder-harmless-law-enforcement-report/

National Review is misquoting the AP. An official told the AP that the powder was harmless but didn't say anything about the bombs. I'm not saying I think they bombs were actually real but just correcting lazy journalists. 

7 minutes ago, DalTxHornFan said:

Pipe Bomb and Powder Delivered to CNN Was Harmless

The pipe bomb and white powder that forced an evacuation at CNN headquarters in New York City Wednesday morning was harmless, a law enforcement source told the Associated Press.

The device was similar in construction to those sent Wednesday to former President Barack Obama, former attorney general Eric Holder, Hillary Clinton, Representative Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (D., Fla.), and Representative Maxine Waters of California. The NYPD said the explosives were live during a Wednesday afternoon press conference but subsequent reporting suggests they were not functional.

All of the devices carried a parody ISIS flag featuring comedian Larry the Cable Guy’s signature slogan, “git ‘er done,” NBC News reported late Wednesday.

https://www.nationalreview.com/news/cnn-pipe-bomb-white-powder-harmless-law-enforcement-report/

Clicking on that AP link the first sentence, it says the powder was harmless. Not the pipe bomb. 

"A law enforcement official says tests have determined that a powder found inside an envelope delivered to CNN along with a pipe bomb was harmless."

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