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Two greatest days in a boat owners life:

The day he buys it and the day it sinks into the Black Sea for 2400 years.

Hey Odysseus, if it flies, floats or fucks, rent it, you dumbass malaka. 

Get Gordon Lightfoot on the line. 

The Black Sea is supposed to be like a time capsule for ships because things get preserved so well if I remember reading that correctly .

Oh my god, they found the ship Brat crashed that summer when he was 15 and his parents went to Atlantis for the week

32 minutes ago, Deej said:

Get Gordon Lightfoot on the line. 

Archimedes it’s said went down with great dread when the ship captain proved his principle. 

1 hour ago, Orange&White said:

Two greatest days in a boat owners life:

The day he buys it and the day it sinks into the Black Sea for 2400 years.

Wonder if they claimed it on insurance.

22 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

Think of the implications. Greek sailors.

Athenians ruled the seas.

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Looks like the poop deck is still in pristine condition, as if it were swabbed only yesterday.

1 hour ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

Archimedes it’s said went down with great dread when the ship captain proved his principle. 

Archimedes?  Screw that guy.

11 minutes ago, Buffsoldier said:

Archimedes?  Screw that guy.

I guess he just didn't have the leverage you were looking for ??

1 hour ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

Archimedes it’s said went down with great dread when the ship captain proved his principle. 

They must've been Ship Shakin' til the end. 

2 hours ago, Digdogger said:

Sounds like it sailed into the wrong hood

Are you saying he was trying to get to the White Sea?

How did they know it was ship for anal sex? 

How do they know it was a geek ship?  Technology people never get any respect....

1 hour ago, smuggs said:

Looks like the poop deck is still in pristine condition, as if it were swabbed only yesterday.

I said the same thing about your mom last night

29 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

How did they know it was ship for anal sex? 

It had ‘HMS Neonmoon’s Mom’ written on the side

23 hours ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

Archimedes it’s said went down with great dread when the ship captain proved his principle. 

I just hit play on this song. Thanks. Because this song FUCKING RULES

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