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Watched this movie for the first time tonight and the ending was...ambiguous?

Can someone give me some sparknotes?

gracias

Forlani and Pitt finally get together after Pitt's body was occupied by the Grim Reaper for several days while the GR followed Forlani's dad (Hopkins) around to learn about life. All that was after Pitt and Forlani met at a coffee shop and then later, while his body was occupied by the GR, Pitt and Forlani had sex.

This was after Forlani’s dad had auctioned her off on a dating show in the mall.

Surprisingly rewatchable movie.

This was another excellent Thomas Newman movie score.  And I really liked Jeffrey Tambor's character.  The movie is corny in some places, but I liked it.

I don't even remember the ending, just that it seemed decent at the time, though I don't think it got rave reviews. The chick was hot, probably carried me through most of it.

47 minutes ago, DougO said:

I don't even remember the ending

wait, there was an ending?

claire forlani was (is?) so fucking hot. 

loved her in mallrats

6 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

claire forlani was (is?) so fucking hot. 

loved her in mallrats

Never seen mallrats, but otherwise agree.  She was great to watch in the corny movie about Bobby Jones.  I watch it every time it's on.

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3 hours ago, South Austin said:

This was another excellent Thomas Newman movie score.  And I really liked Jeffrey Tambor's character.  The movie is corny in some places, but I liked it.

The score was excellent! 

I really enjoyed it

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7 hours ago, HouTex said:

Forlani and Pitt finally get together after Pitt's body was occupied by the Grim Reaper for several days while the GR followed Forlani's dad (Hopkins) around to learn about life. All that was after Pitt and Forlani met at a coffee shop and then later, while his body was occupied by the GR, Pitt and Forlani had sex.

Ok what was death’s ultimate goal? Just to experience what it’s like to be a human being? 

I just found it bizarre that Brad Pitt’s body’s original host (that was weird to type) returned after Death and Hopkins cross the bridge (to represent the afterlife?)

It did well at the box office due to the Phantom Menace trailer running before it.  What an ass time to be alive.

13 minutes ago, Blanton said:

Ok what was death’s ultimate goal? Just to experience what it’s like to be a human being? 

I just found it bizarre that Brad Pitt’s body’s original host (that was weird to type) returned after Death and Hopkins cross the bridge (to represent the afterlife?)

That's what I got out of it.  IIRC, in the early scene with Hopkins Death explains that he wants time with Hopkins to experience what it means to alive, and I suppose, human, and in return Hopkins gets to live a bit longer.

Yes, Pitt coming back to life at the end was a huge stretch.  He surely was killed in the accident after the coffee shop, but he's good as new after Death gets his body after several days.  I guess we are supposed to believe that Death can heal his body if he chooses.

I don't think I got all the way through it. Didn't care about anybody in it.

That movie was like climbing Guadalupe Peak.  There were about five times I thought we had reached the end but it just kept going.

4 hours ago, HouTex said:

That's what I got out of it.  IIRC, in the early scene with Hopkins Death explains that he wants time with Hopkins to experience what it means to alive, and I suppose, human, and in return Hopkins gets to live a bit longer.

Yes, Pitt coming back to life at the end was a huge stretch.  He surely was killed in the accident after the coffee shop, but he's good as new after Death gets his body after several days.  I guess we are supposed to believe that Death can heal his body if he chooses.

They should have used the Heaven Can Wait method.

I always enjoyed how comical him being hit by the car looked.

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Damn, didn't know it was a comedy.   Dudes reaction in the BG cracks me up. 

I thought the movie was great.  I mean, if you screwed Forlani, wouldn't you want to take her back with you?

csb my little brother knows Claire.  He says she's dumb as a post.  That said she's very easy on the eyes.

She has a brain?

I definitely watched this movie because she was in it.  Not at the theater of course, probably on HBO a couple years later.

One of my favorites, both the movie and Forlani... as you can tell by my avatar. 

On 10/25/2018 at 6:32 PM, DougO said:

They should have used the Heaven Can Wait method.

That movie’s end was bullshit too. Joe wasn’t supposed to die, fought through a bunch of shit, much of which was the heaven’s agents’ faults, and when he finally lands in ultimate body they strip his memory from him, effectively deleting the soul of Joe Pendleton from existence. Should have let old boy keep his memory. 

csb my little brother knows Claire.  He says she's dumb as a post.  That said she's very easy on the eyes.

Problem here? Prior to looking for a wife, these types were the best.
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On 10/25/2018 at 12:22 PM, Mez2 said:

claire forlani was (is?) so fucking hot. 

loved her in mallrats

Forlani is hella fine. 
 

brad too. 

3 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Forlani is hella fine. 
 

brad too. 

yep. They were both really pretty in this movie.

 

 

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1 minute ago, Parliament said:

She was hotter in The Rock.

Vanessa Marcil tho 

The prom queen 

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