October 25, 20187 yr Oldest known vertebrate by a long shot. http://www.anonews.co/400-year-old-shark-found-in-the-arctic-is-the-oldest-living-vertebrate/?fbclid=IwAR1-g1t8T2qB_SAt3AXkkGaH3lQAbMCFe-cwn4J-YRkWuMF55ifTF45GzLM
October 25, 20187 yr Popular Post 400-year old shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo 400-year old shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
October 25, 20187 yr 400-year old shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo 400-year old shark, doo doo doo doo doo dooDamn you.
October 25, 20187 yr Hey, I think these sharks are really, really old. Let's kill some and take a look at their eyeballs to see if we are right.... YES!!! We were right!
October 25, 20187 yr 18 minutes ago, Lerka Lerka said: Hey, I think these sharks are really, really old. Let's kill some and take a look at their eyeballs to see if we are right.... YES!!! We were right! Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.
October 25, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, housious said: How do we know he’s 400 years old? Did someone ask him? Next time I’ll read the article first. Maybe.
October 25, 20187 yr https://youtu.be/GCpKp73kJtI Edited October 25, 20187 yr by T’Boo Ted Marshall tech dummy
October 25, 20187 yr 19 minutes ago, housious said: How do we know he’s 400 years old? Did someone ask him? Brat flushed this thing down the shitter when he was a kid.
October 25, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, hookemATL said: 400-year old shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo 400-year old shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo Know how I know you're actually not gay and also have at least one kid under the age of 8?
October 25, 20187 yr Author 2 minutes ago, ohchaucer said: Know how I know you're actually not gay and also have at least one kid under the age of 8?
October 25, 20187 yr Christ- just think if that shark lived in Austin, we'd never hear the end of it- "Austin was so much better back before.... blah fucking blah". Fuck off, shark. Edited October 25, 20187 yr by KaiserSoze
October 25, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, Sbbruin said: Oldest known vertebrate by a long shot. "Get off my reef!" Edited October 25, 20187 yr by Texas Jeff added punctuation
October 25, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Lerka Lerka said: Hey, I think these sharks are really, really old. Let's kill some and take a look at their eyeballs to see if we are right.... YES!!! We were right! Well, we killed the oldest living tree in the name of science. To be fair, they didn't know it was the oldest tree until they killed it. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/how-one-man-accidentally-killed-the-oldest-tree-ever-125764872/
October 25, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, housious said: How do we know he’s 400 years old? Did someone ask him? Yes, in the interview the shark said he went to school with Brat's kids.
October 25, 20187 yr 28 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said: Well, we killed the oldest living tree in the name of science. To be fair, they didn't know it was the oldest tree until they killed it. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/how-one-man-accidentally-killed-the-oldest-tree-ever-125764872/ But did it ever get wrapped in toilet paper??
October 25, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, ohchaucer said: Know how I know you're actually not gay and also have at least one kid under the age of 8? He could also be childless but married to a kindergarten teacher. Trust me.
October 25, 20187 yr 400-year old shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo 400-year old shark, doo doo doo doo doo dooFuck off
October 25, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said: Well, we killed the oldest living tree in the name of science. To be fair, they didn't know it was the oldest tree until they killed it. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/how-one-man-accidentally-killed-the-oldest-tree-ever-125764872/ Gave it some Austin water?
October 25, 20187 yr Well, we killed the oldest living tree in the name of science. To be fair, they didn't know it was the oldest tree until they killed it.https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/how-one-man-accidentally-killed-the-oldest-tree-ever-125764872/ This reminds me of something near the entrance to a Redwoods park in the Bay Area that I've forgotten the name of. There was a tree rings display that had years and major historical events listed going back in time toward the center of the piece. So if you started reading from the center you'd go forward in time until you got to basically the last ring. There was a note there that said "_____ Park Opens."Made me chuckle. People are dicks.
October 25, 20187 yr 4 hours ago, housious said: How do we know he’s 400 years old? Did someone ask him? He ate dinner at Luby's every day at 4:30.
October 26, 20187 yr How do we know he’s 400 years old? Did someone ask him?Gotta count the rings on its dong
October 26, 20187 yr 13 hours ago, Telegraph_it said: Shark has seen some shit. That thousand yard stare. Signs of PTSD.
October 26, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Superhero said: That thousand yard stare. Signs of PTSD. Pacific Torpedoed Sailor Diet
October 26, 20187 yr I'm assuming they really killed this shark to measure the protein count in its eyes? Where is the outrage? Scientists did it so it's cool? I bet von Miller would like the same leniency
October 26, 20187 yr Quote The Greenland shark may hold the title in a certain way, but the official record for the world’s longest-lived animal is Ming, an Icelandic clam given the term “ocean quahog.” It managed to live for 507 years before scientists actually took its life. Also from the article..."eh, 507 is old enough, kill it"
October 26, 20187 yr 16 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said: He looks it-- toothless, cataract over his eye, skin all spotted. Don’t need no teeth fo’ Cream Of Wheat.
October 26, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, Superhero said: That thousand yard stare. Signs of PTSD. Or maybe just simple dementia.
October 26, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said: Also from the article..."eh, 507 is old enough, kill it" “Poor bastard probably wanted dead a long time ago, amirite!?”
October 26, 20187 yr only thing that's banged more females on this earth than that shark is wilt chamberlain. mad respect. on second thought, what if the shark is a female. what a fucking whore! i'm surprised her uterus hasn't fallen out.
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