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We will win. 

28 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

But are you guaranteeing a win? 

RadiologyHorn got banned (for some reason), so there is no one left on the board to guarantee wins for us.  

8 minutes ago, Xcalibur said:

We will win. 

RadiologyHorn got banned (for some reason), so there is no one left on the board to guarantee wins for us.   

It turned out he was an aggy who was trying to bank rep to troll the recruiting board and get quotes that would look ridiculous in hindsight after our inevitable losses. Didn't really work out for him.

Edited by texifornia

No offense Snacks but we need RadiologyHorn’s guarantee. I don’t know if he has been run off or what but he needs to come back

10 minutes ago, Xcalibur said:

We will win. 

RadiologyHorn got banned (for some reason), so there is no one left on the board to guarantee wins for us.  

Why the fuck did he get banned. What the fuck is going on here when our good luck charm gets booted. Shmitty got banned and he was a harmless, entertaining little fuck. Too many bannings going on here 

4 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Why the fuck did he get banned. What the fuck is going on here when our good luck charm gets booted. Shmitty got banned and he was a harmless, entertaining little fuck. Too many bannings going on here 

RadiologyHorn got crowdsource banned because he was a troll.

Edited by Machinator

7 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

No offense Snacks but we need RadiologyHorn’s guarantee. I don’t know if he has been run off or what but he needs to come back

I believe in Snacks. Don't know why, but I do.

 

Well I am going to do my part, True Believers ride or die with this team. We are going to win

7 minutes ago, Machinator said:

RadiologyHorn got crowdsource banned because he was a troll.

I guess that makes sense, his original "I guarantee we beat USC" post was pretty incredible. Something only a true believer or a serious troll would make.  I guess he was the latter.  I, on the other hand, am a true believer.  We will beat these bright orange fucks tomorrow night.

I don’t give a shit if he was a troll. All he’d post is that he was guaranteeing us a win. Don’t like fucking with the mojo

I'm with you there.  I wouldn't have banned him.

1 minute ago, Xcalibur said:

I'm with you there.  I wouldn't have banned him.

He was polluting the recruiting board.

5 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

I don’t give a shit if he was a troll. All he’d post is that he was guaranteeing us a win. Don’t like fucking with the mojo

That's because you only saw what he posted on the football board.

44 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

I don’t give a shit if he was a troll. All he’d post is that he was guaranteeing us a win. Don’t like fucking with the mojo

The recruiting board responds with "nah, fam."

1 hour ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

I don’t give a shit if he was a troll. All he’d post is that he was guaranteeing us a win. Don’t like fucking with the mojo

Sweet Christ. Be a man. You know how many layers of jinxes we'd have to go through to ensure everything is the same, week to week?

1 hour ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

I don’t give a shit if he was a troll. All he’d post is that he was guaranteeing us a win. Don’t like fucking with the mojo

He had intimate knowledge of turditions.

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This aint the guarantee thread.... This is the We are going to win thread.

It used to be on Mondays.... And we were losing.

Friday's the big day.

Really if everybody does their best and have fun, doesn't that mean everybody wins? The answer is no.

We are going to have more points on the scoreboard when this game is over. Yes we are.

What is this pansy ass True Believer shit. It's a shitty Okie Lite team. I'm not a fan of "showing up and winning" but that's exactly what we are going to do. I don't have to be a LHN trademarked "True Believer" to have faith that the Horns are going to handle an absolute dogshit pokie team. 

Notice that snacks never specifies exactly what we're going to win..

clever girl.

2 minutes ago, ousux said:

Notice that snacks never specifies exactly what we're going to win..

clever girl.

Looks good in gray slacks, tho'.

2 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Looks good in gray slacks, tho'.

 

7 hours ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Shmitty got banned and he was a harmless, entertaining little fuck. Too many bannings going on here 

shmitty is window cougar.  he was lucky he wasn't derezzed on registration.

We are not bitchasses and therefore we will win.

Amen.

We are due for another assfucking from the league.  They have already shown they will use T.Boone as the vehicle.

7 hours ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

I don’t give a shit if he was a troll. All he’d post is that he was guaranteeing us a win. Don’t like fucking with the mojo

It's ok. Mack Brown filled in for radiologyhorn.  Not that he "guaranteed a win", but the mojo...

Edited by GotThatFire

1 hour ago, The Triple Lindy said:

NFL-cheerleader-GIFs-dolphins-bikini-dance.gifWe are gonna win...…………...

I just, uh, won.

And The Texas Longhorns are going to win tomorrow. 

Put my money where my mouth is and bet Texas.  

We are due for another assfucking from the league.  They have already shown they will use T.Boone as the vehicle.
Depends on if the great minds at the Big12 office think BlowU has a better chance of getting to the playoffs than we do. They just want somebody in...no matter what.
9 hours ago, Xcalibur said:

We will win. 

RadiologyHorn got banned (for some reason), so there is no one left on the board to guarantee wins for us.  

Could use that right now.

We battle-tested. Already proud. We gonna fight, we gonna win.

Banning radiologyhorn is bad juju..

10 hours ago, Snacks said:

 

We are going to win

 

The confidence. I can smell it.

11 hours ago, Xcalibur said:

We will win. 

RadiologyHorn got banned (for some reason), so there is no one left on the board to guarantee wins for us.  

Well if we lose, now we know who to blame 😁

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