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if ex POTUS is allowed to make $ with speeches, why can't he have his own TV show? Format would be with a moderator, on CNN of course, where he is always the sole guest and bash Trump for an hour, once a week. 

3 minutes ago, mchookem said:

Trump makes Trig Palin look like a Rhodes scholar.

FIFY

4 minutes ago, NowThis said:

if ex POTUS is allowed to make $ with speeches, why can't he have his own TV show? Format would be with a moderator, on CNN of course, where he is always the sole guest and bash Trump for an hour, once a week. 

once a week? that could be a daily show with this admin

30 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

once a week? that could be a daily show with this admin

Damn, I'd love to see him be a regular on The Daily Show!   He'd be a natural at it.

3 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Nope not even in the top 10 of my lifetime

Your stupidity is literally boundless.

Obama lies 1/1000000000000000 to Trump lies.  And somehow the fucking retarded fake Gary Johnson voters work in a both sides. ROTFLMAO.  It’s like comparing Buddy Biancalana to Babe Ruth. Yeah, they both hit home runs in the majors, but to anyone who isn’t a complete fucking moron, obviously one was prestigious at it and the other had a couple one offs. 

Its amazing/sad that this is a complicated concept to you dolts. 

3 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

You're leaving out how he let Hezbollah bomb the Marine Barracks and didn't do shit about it.  

False. He kicked the crap out of Grenada a few days later. 

5 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Name a better president.

Anybody whose legacy isn’t the worst law ever written.

14 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

Anybody whose legacy isn’t the worst law ever written.

That law isn't going anywhere. In fact, it's expanding.

Burn.

Anybody whose legacy isn’t the worst law ever written.
The Patriot Act was pretty terrible so I agree that GWB doesn't qualify.
22 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

That law isn't going anywhere. In fact, it's expanding.

Burn.

Lol, I’m sure that’s a dream of yours. Best of luck

33 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

Lol, I’m sure that’s a dream of yours. Best of luck

It's not a dream. It's political reality. The ACA is here to stay. It's the foundation for what will eventually become a nationalized health care system. 

 

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

Obama lies 1/1000000000000000 to Trump lies.  And somehow the fucking retarded fake Gary Johnson voters work in a both sides. ROTFLMAO.  It’s like comparing Buddy Biancalana to Babe Ruth. Yeah, they both hit home runs in the majors, but to anyone who isn’t a complete fucking moron, obviously one was prestigious at it and the other had a couple one offs. 

Its amazing/sad that this is a complicated concept to you dolts. 

You know Brisket is right, but are y'all ready?  Any asshole can sit on a ledge and drink scotch.  We are gonna need you to stand up and fight. It wont even be that hard. The Cesar Sayocs, Johnny Sacks, and Tahoe Horns of the world have no balls really. They dont expect you to fight, but when you do, they will lie down like the bitches they are.  Time to sit their asses down. 

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6 hours ago, David Dennison said:

It's not a dream. It's political reality. The ACA is here to stay. It's the foundation for what will eventually become a nationalized health care system. 

 

Medicare for all will put the Dems right back where they are now. 

2 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

Medicare for all will put the Dems right back where they are now. 

You're right.

M4A will become initially unpopular because it'll be so disruptive and the transition will be uncomfortable and filled with horror stories. People will freak out about the changes, but as time goes on the people at large will accept the fundamental nature of its universality and see that universality as non-negotiable. They'll be mad at it, but they won't want it to go away. This is what happened with Obamacare, which even Republicans are now campaigning on protecting.

Yeah fiction can be fun. If your seat is vulnerable that has to be your move. 

39 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

Yeah fiction can be fun. If your seat is vulnerable that has to be your move. 

You do realize what issue keeps coming up as the number one issue for voters is, right? 

Sure healthcare is the flavor of the month as midterms approach. The GOP couldn’t repeal it, Democrats are hammering that point home. They have a small window to use the Trump changes as an excuse for why it’s dogshit. It’s a smart strategy. 

They’ll avoid immigration like the plague. Spending? Haha. Trumps trade policies are a huge fucking softball they should kill on but won’t.

Barack Obama is the best president of your lifetime and it's not even close.


Yep. Not that bar was very high. Took me awhile to come around and I didn’t vote for him in 08. Honestly, I thought he’d be assassinated. I miss the days of not hearing much about the president for weeks other than “Obama is a cuz summit”
Bill is number two due to the scandals with his pecker, and I didn’t like him at the time either.
W was the most disappointing after a decent bi-partisan effort as governor. He let the party honks and Cheney run the shit show.
Reagan was all hat no cattle. Great speeches, but mostly bullshit.
Anybody whose legacy isn’t the worst law ever written.
Worst law ever written?

Worse than slavery? Worse than the Alien and Sedition Acts? Worse than the Indian Removal Act? Worse than the Fugitive Slave Act? Worse than the Eighteenth Amendment?

Dumb fucking aggy.

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19 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

You're leaving out how he let Hezbollah bomb the Marine Barracks and didn't do shit about it.  Had Obama done that, he'd have been impeached.

benghazi and the jv team say hi, one worst nobel peace prize winners ever



one worst nobel peace prize winners ever


Lol yeah this really helps cheeto puff compare favorably.



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8 minutes ago, Smax said:

benghazi and the jv team say hi, one worst nobel peace prize winners ever

Your boy W. was in office when 9/11 happened and you still want to talk about Benghazi.

Typical.

38 minutes ago, Smax said:

benghazi and the jv team say hi, one worst nobel peace prize winners ever

If only Congress would have investigated Benghazi.  Who knows what they could have found....

3 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

If only Congress would have investigated Benghazi.  Who knows what they could have found....

 

They found out they were preventable and not the result of a youtube video like his administration tried to convince the public, he stirred the pot in libya and as a result Americans were killed. Not surprised how those of you on the left seem to ignore, forget or just completely deny the disaster his foreign policy was

4 minutes ago, Smax said:

 

They found out they were preventable and not the result of a youtube video like his administration tried to convince the public, he stirred the pot in libya and as a result Americans were killed. Not surprised how those of you on the left seem to ignore, forget or just completely deny the disaster his foreign policy was

You must have forgotten how he got us our of Iraq and killed bin Laden but OK.

All assaults are preventable.  Were you upset that Trump didn't prevent the attack in Africa?  Does it matter if Benghazi was spurred on by a Youtube video or not?

21 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Your stupidity is literally boundless.

Fuck you very much.....  You accusing anyone of stupidity is funny.

 

List his top 10 actual accomplishments as POTUS.

 

16 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

You're right.

M4A will become initially unpopular because it'll be so disruptive and the transition will be uncomfortable and filled with horror stories. People will freak out about the changes, but as time goes on the people at large will accept the fundamental nature of its universality and see that universality as non-negotiable. They'll be mad at it, but they won't want it to go away. This is what happened with Obamacare, which even Republicans are now campaigning on protecting.

Then the rationing will come.

 

oh btw how will M4A be financed?

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4 minutes ago, NameWithHeld said:

Then the rationing will come.

 

oh btw how will M4A be financed?

Just like Medicare and Social Security is financed.

Also, private health insurers ration care on the reg. That's not something new.

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Just like Medicare and Social Security is financed.

Also, private health insurers ration care on the reg. That's not something new.

Sorry incomplete answer.   That’s too generic.  What rate? 20% 30% on top of what we are taxed now?  Remember you will paying into Medicare for 40 years before using it.   

3 minutes ago, NameWithHeld said:

Sorry incomplete answer.   That’s too generic.  What rate? 20% 30% on top of what we are taxed now?  Remember you will paying into Medicare for 40 years before using it.   

Whatever it takes.

4 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Whatever it takes.

You can always rely on Dennison for the most ludicrous answer when it comes to actual reality. Yeah whatever to takes, we'll take from those who will produce, and give it to those who won't (PRO TIP: Dennison is one of those fervently wishing for whatever it takes so everyone else will be supporting him).

Do you get paid by the word or sentence by your troll handlers ?  Your schtick is straight out of the Communism for Dummies handbook.

 

Ronald Reagan oversaw the sale arms to Iran to fund an illegal war in Nicaragua and he lied through his teeth about it.
He also exploded the nation's debt and started us down the road of fiscal irresponsibility that has become the hallmark of American governance.
Try again.
 

And psychics in the White House.
Sorry incomplete answer.   That’s too generic.  What rate? 20% 30% on top of what we are taxed now?  Remember you will paying into Medicare for 40 years before using it.   

Don’t forget that what ever you are paying for healthcare now would go away. Your taxes may go up but unless Congress fucks it up (i know, highly likely) your net costs would go down.
1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:


Don’t forget that what ever you are paying for healthcare now would go away. Your taxes may go up but unless Congress fucks it up (i know, highly likely) your net costs would go down.

In a perfect world which this sure ain’t. 

17 hours ago, gmr548 said:

Worst law ever written?

Worse than slavery? Worse than the Alien and Sedition Acts? Worse than the Indian Removal Act? Worse than the Fugitive Slave Act? Worse than the Eighteenth Amendment?

Dumb fucking aggy.

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In your lifetime.....I’m not that old. You seem smart

17 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Your boy W. was in office when 9/11 happened and you still want to talk about Benghazi.

Typical.

Who wants to tell him?

1 hour ago, Revolution512 said:

Who wants to tell him?

That George W. Bush was president for the worst terrorist attack in American history?

I think we all know that.

In your lifetime.....I’m not that old. You seem smart
And you seem very strong. Picking those goal posts up and moving them all by yourself is really inpressive.

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Considering Frederick Douglass, Bowling Green Massacre, Covefe, and the other metric ton of uttered stupidity, I figured this joke would have died out.

 

7 hours ago, gmr548 said:

And you seem very strong. Picking those goal posts up and moving them all by yourself is really inpressive.

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Following your lead. Nice slavery play though. Or not.

47 minutes ago, F250 said:

Considering Frederick Douglass, Bowling Green Massacre, Covefe, and the other metric ton of uttered stupidity, I figured this joke would have died out.

 

You expect it to die down when every Lib wets there pants about how smart he allegedly is?

Seems reasonable.

1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

You expect it to die down when every Lib wets there pants about how smart he allegedly is?

Seems reasonable.

Oh I forgot that the entire point of y'all's existence is to "own the Libs".  Now it makes sense.

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Oh I forgot that the entire point of y'all's existence is to "own the Libs".  Now it makes sense.

Own a liberal ?  Oh hell no. Who needs that fucking headache ??! Give me a good dog.

Watching the right struggle to come to grips with Barack Obama's place in the pantheon of American presidents is entertaining.

But at least y'all have Reagan.

LOL

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