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2 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

He fucks a peach. There I did it for you. 

You know for one of them queer movies it was really pretty good. Dude was really gay though to turn down all that hot Italian snatch.

The House Of Yes

have there been four posts yet?  should I submit my recommendation??

On 10/27/2018 at 10:26 AM, futureman said:

have there been four posts yet?  should I submit my recommendation??

Yeah sure, add to the dog pile

You all should have guest reviews of movies and records that are in the surly cannon (even shitty ones like Shawshank).

Remember in Shawshank?  When the warden realized there was a tunnel?

That was awesome!

 

 

The Human Centipede 3 (or the whole trilogy)

Solarbabies

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In a post-apocalyptic future ruled by the military, a group of renegade teenage orphans find a legendary orb, Bohdai, that can supposedly bring the rain back to dried up Earth.

 

9 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’d like to read a review of eraserhead, actually. 

David Lynch's excellent film of quite a few years ago is very weird, and has claymation chickens and a whiny fetusy alien baby.

I laughed when the fetusy baby whined, and Eraserhead said "You ARE sick."

4 stars if you're cool.  2 stars if a date movie with a new girl.

 

4 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Fletch, and not just because I star in it.

Username and avatar both check out 

I have decided on a movie to recommend for review to the OP.  just waiting for third post to show up so I can make post #4...

16 hours ago, Quagmire said:

Nobody listens to your podcasts

Bullshit, Derka does....

  • 6 years later...
On 10/26/2018 at 8:47 PM, Hank Scorpio said:

Call me by your name. 

Just watched. Has hella gay in it. But Marzia was fine as fuck. 
 

 

I mean she not fine fine. But her body was 10/10

On 10/26/2018 at 8:49 PM, immamac said:

Link? any streaming services just have it?

Max 

On 10/26/2018 at 8:51 PM, SimonBolivar said:

You know for one of them queer movies it was really pretty good. Dude was really gay though to turn down all that hot Italian snatch.

Ok. Glad I wasn’t the only one. He took her top of and her tits didn’t move. Just a fine specimen of female 

On 10/26/2018 at 8:46 PM, SimonBolivar said:

Manos:The Hands of Fate

Watch out for snakes!

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