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  • Braff Zacklin
    Braff Zacklin

    In that case, negged for not starting the Maryland thread.

  • I ain’t mad. Shit happens on the road.  sr dbs out first qtr didn’t help. Refs def didn’t help. But we fuckin played hard. After the big ass hole we created we came back and had a chance to Win. A hol

14 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Can we please fuck these fucks in the ass without the courtesy of a reach around?

No lube at all.

13 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

But where's the DJ booth?

By the outhouse.

4 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

Gundy sounds like a 70 year old smoker that just finishing sucking some cock.

And he looks like an 80s porn star who still sucks cock.

All ready here, went to Winco and got a month's worth of snacks from the goodies bins.  Always a fun trip.   #Preppers

8 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

Gundy sounds like a 70 year old smoker that just finishing sucking some cock.

So, he sounds like your mom?

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1 minute ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

 


More importantly, where’s our band sitting?

 

In the medical tent, unless occupied.

as I have been saying all year..... just win....  dont care if its 1 point or more, just fucking win

3 minutes ago, pacman said:

So, he sounds like your mom?

Not quite. My mother was a whoore and it would've been at least 3. He'll get there though, if he really believes.

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

as I have been saying all year..... just win....  dont care if its 1 point or more, just fucking win

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Got my lucky clothes from the last six wins.  Washed in sludge water.  Let's do this!!

3 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Got my lucky clothes from the last six wins.  Washed in sludge water.  Let's do this!!

"Washed" lmao.

This stadium is a dangerous, ugly, idiotic pile of shit bricks.  Fuck those people.  Fuck them until they are fucked to the point of being unfuckable.

1 minute ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

This stadium is a dangerous, ugly, idiotic pile of shit bricks.  Fuck those people.  Fuck them until they are fucked to the point of being unfuckable.

That's a very sweet sentiment.  Get mean!  It's gameday!

Hope Herbie is crying at the end of this one like last week. 

Gotta admit had they not have said they were wearing throwback uniforms I wouldn’t have known the difference

7 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

halloween colors on halloween weekend...spooky

Thank Mr Skeltal 

3 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Gotta admit had they not have said they were wearing throwback uniforms I wouldn’t have known the difference

With uniforms nowadays for some teams thats probably a good thing.

Just now, Vito Andolini said:

Fowler just said Boyd and Davis will miss the entire first quarter, first I’d heard of that

Hopefully he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.

Also, will have to mute the TV during halftime - thanks Mack. I don't want to listen to him fellating OU.

Fowler just said Boyd and Davis will miss the entire first quarter, first I’d heard of that

 

No just the first series. They must’ve misspoke

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