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    In that case, negged for not starting the Maryland thread.

  • I ain’t mad. Shit happens on the road.  sr dbs out first qtr didn’t help. Refs def didn’t help. But we fuckin played hard. After the big ass hole we created we came back and had a chance to Win. A hol

Just when you think we might’ve righted the ship we go and do that

Jesus lord, that was some 2010 Mack Brown shit.

OMFG!!! What was he thinking? That ball was goin' in the endzone!!!

Just now, Modessit said:

Hager keeps putting his right arm in front of his stomach. He's hurt somewhere. Maybe a rib?

it's from constantly missing tackles with his arm sticking out

Do they just not coach guys anymore to ever let a fucking punt go inside the 10? It's unfuckingbelievable.

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Our PRs between Jamison and jones have to be two of the dumbest people on team. 

Brandon’s got something going on in his head that’s not game related. Mother Effer bro!

Just now, Bigbend1812 said:

Brandon Jones.  May have single handedly lost this game.  Fucking  hell you are are fucking  moron. 

No. There were plenty fuck ups in the first half to possibly cost us this game. Doesn't excuse his dumbassery, but be real.

Should have it at the 25. Idiot.

Yeah. That’s the rule now right? Fair catch, move it on up? WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK WAS HE THINKING
1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

if we pull off a 99 yard drive here  this will be the ultimate tea bag mushroom stamp.  but i see 3 and out field flip 

Yep that could be the dream crusher right there.

Ive said it all year  this team hates momentum so much  i never seen a team hate momentum as much as the 2018 longhorns 

Just now, cdain3 said:

Put Jamison back in.

Surely you jest.

28 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Johnson is soft. Hager is terrible. You’re a faggot. 

Better that than to be a pedantic fuckwad dumbass like you are.

Wish we'd take shots instead of the simple handoffs that we have on film every fucking time we are at the 1 yard line

That's a staple of the Texas return game. Usually we don't wait til the 4th qtr to bust it out.

Just now, burntorangebongos said:

put it on the fucking 2....forward progress should have it on the 2.

yeah, it should be on the 2--clearly on the replay his momentum is stopped and pushed back.

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

it's from constantly missing tackles with his arm sticking out

Ziiing!!!

Just now, Modessit said:

Hager keeps putting his right arm in front of his stomach. He's hurt somewhere. Maybe a rib?

He hurt is shoulder in the first half I think on a missed tackle in the backfield. He laid on the ground for a few minutes then was bent over on the bench. He ain't coming out though 

Just now, GottaB said:


Yeah. That’s the rule now right? Fair catch, move it on up? WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK WAS HE THINKING

Not on a punt.

Do they just not coach guys anymore to ever let a fucking punt go inside the 10? It's unfuckingbelievable.

You really think they haven’t told all these fuckers to not do that? Of course they have, they have been taught this since junior high but a lot of these guys aren’t real bright

If you have to turn around to catch it, you may as well just let it go and risk the touchback

Just now, jdhorn92 said:

Props to OSU fans , no horns down 

they have a sign they like to flash

Just completely fucked on field position. 

Young the power back but not much power. 

2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Should have it at the 25. Idiot.

Touchbacks on punts go to the 20. Idiot.

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