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Then I'm gonna kill this guard over there, with the Patterson trocar on the table. Then I was thinking about breaking your neck.

She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick bitch takes the ICE CUBE trays out of the FREEZER?

I'm starting to like this guy. 

We still gotta kill him. That's a given, you know.

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Oh yeah, she's got her head in the guy's lap all right. Yahoo.

Maybe she's sleepy.

I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon.

4 hours ago, Art Vandelay said:

Ass like a 10 year old boy!

Titties that will make you stand up and beg for buttermilk

12 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick bitch takes the ICE CUBE trays out of the FREEZER?

My favorite quote and you took it.

I know what this is.  This is an espresso machine.  No, no wait.  It's a snow cone maker.

 

 

 

Is it a water heater?

So your life's in the crapper. So you wife is banging a used car salesman - it's humiliating, I know. But godamit, Harry, take it like a man!

 

They call him the Sand Spider.

Why?

Probably because it sounds scary.

So what makes you think the slack I cut him in any way translates to you? 

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These missiles won't set off those nukes, will they?

Negative. That's a negative Lime-Zero-One. (Shrugs)

Have you ever killed anyone?  Yeah, but they were all bad.

Ask me something you know I would lie about.

Are they gonna kill us?

Yup!

On 3/26/2018 at 11:40 PM, ZanTheFan said:

The 'Vette gets 'em wet!

cringe worthy...

 

rip

Easily Tom Arnold’s zenith

cringe worthy...
 
rip
Damn, I didn't know Paxton died.

That sucks

Women. Can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em!

What about that time you blew a six-week operation because you were too busy getting a blow job?

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You new about that?   Let's take Franklin.   It's quicker.

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