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#1

Then I'm gonna kill this guard over there, with the Patterson trocar on the table. Then I was thinking about breaking your neck.

#2

She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick bitch takes the ICE CUBE trays out of the FREEZER?

#8
4 hours ago, Art Vandelay said:

Ass like a 10 year old boy!

Titties that will make you stand up and beg for buttermilk

#9
12 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick bitch takes the ICE CUBE trays out of the FREEZER?

My favorite quote and you took it.

#12

I know what this is.  This is an espresso machine.  No, no wait.  It's a snow cone maker.

 

 

 

Is it a water heater?

#15

So your life's in the crapper. So you wife is banging a used car salesman - it's humiliating, I know. But godamit, Harry, take it like a man!

 

They call him the Sand Spider.

Why?

Probably because it sounds scary.

#26
cringe worthy...
 
rip
Damn, I didn't know Paxton died.

That sucks
#29

What about that time you blew a six-week operation because you were too busy getting a blow job?

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