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Who had the better loss yesterday, The Texas Aggies or tu?

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I say The Texas Aggies did because they ran out of time to a mighty SEC team and tu lost to a fehg bdf team.

I mean, is this even a question? They play in the bygawd secX3, you stupid sip. There are only good losses in that league. 

This thread is aggy as hell.

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What the fuck is this shit? No one with a brain bigger then a bulls nut thinks that any loss can be statistically quantified as good. Or better then another. They all count the same...zero..dick....nada. Fuck I can’t wait until we are elite.

Wow. Some of you really don’t understand the concept of sarcasm, do you?

Stupid sips, when you enter Stark SEC Vegas and escape with a loss of less than three touchdowns, by gawd you got yourself a SEC West loss of the highest quality.  One of our fine fightin’ Texum red ass aggy enjuneers will have it plastered on the wall by sundown, birtches.

40 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

I mean, is this even a question? They play in the bygawd secX3, you stupid sip. There are only good losses in that league. 

He’s a clown and a closet Aggie 

46 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

 

I say The Texas Aggies did because they ran out of time to a mighty SEC team and tu lost to a fehg bdf team.

 

You didn’t even  watch the game you clown.  Go back to watching your Seminoles I think you’re a closet Aggie

I am confused that OP had words, and not a series of insane photos. 

3 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

You didn’t even  watch the game you clown.  Go back to watching your Seminoles I think you’re a closet Aggie

The joke went right over your head...

Yep, like most of Phlegm's work.

Idk, but i do know that one fanbase will be trashing it's players and coaches while the other will be pumping sunshine and excusing piss poor play/execution. It's interesting the dichotomy between the two bases.

14 minutes ago, Uncle Nate said:

Wow. Some of you really don’t understand the concept of sarcasm, do you?

Sarcasm is supposed to be funny

1 hour ago, UTEX_ME said:

best 3 loss team in the country by far

Not true. Mississippi State also has 3 losses and is ranked while aggy is not.

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Not true. Mississippi State also has 3 losses and is ranked while aggy is not.

don't tell them that! They lost too Bama & Clemson! 

4 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

don't tell them that! They lost too Bama & Clemson! 

Just wait until Bama runs into the buzzsaw that is The Citadel, Nov 17.

There will be blood!

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Wow. Some of you really don’t understand the concept of sarcasm, do you?
Sarcasm? Oh no I was deadly serious The Texas Aggies running out of time to a mighty SEC team was ten thousand times better than tu's LOSS to a bdf beyotch.

And Bama won!

Well considering that aggy will likely loss 2-3 more, while this could be Texas's last loss heading into the Big 12 CG, I would say advantage aggy.

Fighting Texum Bulldogs SEC loss is Texums.

Texums Team Fighting.

Bulldogs.

Bulldogs.

SEC.

advantage aggy you stupid sips,.

SEC.

SEC.

Texums.

Why do we even bother with the pecker heads at Collie Station?  Screw em.   They took their toys and ran to the SEC! SEC! SEC! Let those idiots suffer.  

3 hours ago, jdhorn92 said:

You didn’t even  watch the game you clown.  Go back to watching your Seminoles I think you’re a closet Aggie

You don't speak Phlegm, do you?

5 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

You don't speak Phlegm, do you?

Phlegm is like Latin.  It’s not spoken...

The Wrecking Crew is back. But no one can expect the WC to counter opposing QBs that inexplicably have their best game against A&M. So, advantage aggy. 

19 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Phlegm is like Latin.  It’s not spoken...

Are you implying that Phlegm is Voldemort, or maybe a Lovecraftian creation?

4 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

 

I say The Texas Aggies did because they ran out of time to a mighty SEC team and tu lost to a fehg bdf team.

 

Repost that gif of Ann-Margaret getting paint splashed on her ass and I'll tell you.

This is Iceland, my dude.  ^^^ I'm still looking for Ann-Margaret.  I assume someone deleted the original thread.

7 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

I mean, is this even a question? They play in the bygawd secX3, you stupid sip. There are only good losses in that league. 

The SEC, the only conference where a team can lose, yet move up in the polls... 

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This is Iceland, my dude.  ^^^ I'm still looking for Ann-Margaret.  I assume someone deleted the original thread.
Whoop,



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Well phlegm you have improved the thread. I’ll give you that.

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Well phlegm you have improved the thread. I’ll give you that.
Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, you tell me what you know.
10 hours ago, gmr548 said:

This thread is aggy as hell.

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Taking this thread seriously and missing the point is Aggy as hell.

Texas only lost by 3 while aggy lost by 15 to SEC whoop!  Of course, aggy had better loss.

I think I finally figured out what an 'SEC score' is. It's mostly means Aggy loses.

AGGY-vs-SEC.jpg

12 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

 

I say The Texas Aggies did because they ran out of time to a mighty SEC team and tu lost to a fehg bdf team.

 

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22 hours ago, jdhorn92 said:

He’s a clown and a closet Aggie 

you forgot troll; and this is some fine trolling

Image result for internet troll fishing

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