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 What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Teaching is just a way to pay the bills until I finish my novel. 

How long you been workin' on it? 

Four and a half years. 

It must be very good. 

It's a piece of shit. Would anyone like to smoke some pot?

What the hell are we supposed to do, ya mo-ron?

  • 1 year later...
On 3/26/2018 at 10:16 PM, Call said:

 What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Germans?

Forget it, he's rolling.

Do you think it will work?

It's gotta work better than the truth.

My god, imagine trying to release this movie today. I mean, one of the main characters had an internal struggle over whether or not to rape an underage girl. 

Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.

41 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Mr. Blu . . .

Mr. Blutarsky.  Zero.  Point.  Zero.  

Fred if you don't stop pressing that button, ack, I'm gonna come down there, ack, and BREAK ALL YOUR FINGERS!!!

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Do you think it will work?

It's gotta work better than the truth.

My god, imagine trying to release this movie today. I mean, one of the main characters had an internal struggle over whether or not to rape an underage girl. 

The negroes took our dates!  The negroes took our dates!

Put Neidermeyer on it - he's a sneaky little shit just like you, right?

Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests—we did.  But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick perverted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg: isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

It feels so good to be back here at the Dexter Lake Club. We gonna do a little number for you called "Shama Lama Ding Dong"......so hit it!

 

Greg Honey......is it supposed to be this soft?

 

Some of the Omegas did a little dance on my face

Who was it?

Oh it was Greggie, Dougie, and some of the rest of the Hitler Youth. 

Okay. That means that our whole solar system could be, like one tiny atom in the fingernail of some other giant being. This is too much! That means one tiny atom in my fingernail could be...

How’s it feel to be an independent, shoenstein?

how does it feel to be an asshole, neidermeyer?

what did he say?

What a minx 

I love that the tacitly racist and anti-Semitic fraternity produced the editor of a newspaper called “the daily Bavarian”

Kent, Lonnie, I'd like you to meet Mohamet, Jagdish, Sidney, and uh, Clayton.

Was that really it?   I used to think that must be it because the college name.   But I swear when it reruns on cable, it sounds like Bavarian.  

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Kent, Lonnie, I'd like you to meet Mohamet, Jagdish, Sidney, and uh, Clayton.

Uh, we’ve already met 

super!  Then you have lots to talk about...huh?   Yeah!

On 3/26/2018 at 9:54 PM, Hellraiser97 said:

Remain calm!

All is well!

On 3/27/2018 at 12:16 AM, Call said:

 What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Germans? forget it he's rolling.

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