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And anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong and should be ashamed. That is all.

Writing out $9.95 check, where do I send it to? 

 

But it did make good slingshot ammo back in the day. 

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What about the candy pumpkins?

Mix up some dry roasted peanuts and candy corn then get back with me.

Since the opinions on candy corn have been all but exhausted a mere 10 posts into the thread, what about a general trick-or-treat candy discussion.

I prefer to start with this informative reference video:

 

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My ranking:

- Snickers

- Reese's 

- Almond Joy (I know this will be controversial, I love coconut)

- peanut M&M's

- everything else

2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

My ranking:

- Snickers

- Reese's 

- Almond Joy (I know this will be controversial, I love coconut)

- peanut M&M's

- everything else

You are so fucked up !!!!!

 

Hersheys special dark chocolate

Almond Joy

Charms pops

everything else

 

Everything else 

5 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

You are so fucked up !!!!!

 

Hersheys special dark chocolate

Almond Joy

Charms pops

everything else

 

Everything else 

Charms Pops?  You ridiculous dude.  Pay homage to the king.

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Just now, deadshank said:

Charms Pops?  Dude.  Pay homage to the king.

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Yeah, gum or a chocolate center... it's a toss up.  I could go either way with that choice.  Dots is on the top 5 list too.

For Halloween I always like junkie candy. That being said I'll take 50 lb of Smarties.

Smarties are at the top of my list. 

I saw somewhere online today where they were ranking the worst Halloween candy. Although candy corn was very low on the list, it was topped by one even more horrible. I don't know what they're called but they're like some kind of weird Taffy that are alternately wrapped in orange and black wax paper that are twisted up like some of the old bubble gum wrappers. I have to agree those are very nasty.

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44 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Twix.

 

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I like the top two, not so much on the bit-o-honey. 

Candy corn is like a diabeetus pill without any flavor.

I'd rather eat a spoonful of sugar.

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My top 3. Come at me bro.

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My meter broken??
4 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Twix... 

I'm going full racist and admit my love for white chocolate reeses.

Cold resses are... amazing. 

I still like Nerds, I'm sure that makes me some kind of monster. 

Anyone who likes candy corn is probably a serial killer.

I like Nerds too, but I refer to them as inert pop rocks.

3 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

I saw somewhere online today where they were ranking the worst Halloween candy. Although candy corn was very low on the list, it was topped by one even more horrible. I don't know what they're called but they're like some kind of weird Taffy that are alternately wrapped in orange and black wax paper that are twisted up like some of the old bubble gum wrappers. I have to agree those are very nasty.

Yeah fuck this stuff.  

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I once got in trouble in high school for grinding down my Smarties into powder, arranging them in lines, and then snorting them like cocaine on the lunch table

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

I once got in trouble in high school for grinding down my Smarties into powder, arranging them in lines, and then snorting them like cocaine on the lunch table

Pixie stix would have saved you the grinding effort

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Pixie stix would have saved you the grinding effort

Agreed, but I don't think they were as readily available. Definitely a luxury

Candy corn looks like aggy teeth.

16 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

 

And anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong and should be ashamed. That is all.

 

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1 hour ago, Spankytoes said:

The lack of mention of Bottlecaps on this thread is disturbing.

They are better than Necco Wafers though.  The only redeeming quality about Necco wafers is as a former Catholic, I can whisper "body of Christ" when I put one in my mouth.

16 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

Mix up some dry roasted peanuts and candy corn then get back with me.

Listen to this guy. 

11 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Yeah fuck this stuff.  

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That's the ones........

17 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

Mix up some dry roasted peanuts and candy corn then get back with me.

This.  I laughed when a co-worker brought a bowl of Candy Corns and peanuts to work after last All Hallow's Eve.  I am now a believer.

To the other point...

1. Twix

2. Reese's PB Cup.

3. Chick-O-Stick.

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Just now, South Austin said:

They used to feed candy corn to the peasants to quell rebellion.

I thought it was cake ?

59 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

I thought it was cake ?

Cake with candy corn frosting.

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5 hours ago, Js1 said:

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If by posting this you are saying you like Candy Corn, then yes, you are being personally attacked.  You are a terrible human.

I'm pretty sure Bob Stoops eats candy corn every day. It's horrible.

My top candy:
Snickers
Reese's
Twix
Hershey's special dark
Jolly Ranchers
Sour Patch Kids
Now & Later
Starburst

Not a gotdam thing wrong with candy corn, pumpkins and certainly not the mix with peanuts as others have mentioned.

You'd be wise to shut your whorish mouth.

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fun fact: no candy corn has been manufactured since 1957.  it's all just been recirculating since then.

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