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If you haven't tried the Sweet Heat Starburst, your life is incomplete. 
Yep. Also the sweet heat skittles are great.
8 hours ago, orange dream said:

Not a gotdam thing wrong with candy corn, pumpkins and certainly not the mix with peanuts as others have mentioned.

You'd be wise to shut your whorish mouth.

 

 

Username checks out.

It’s fun to line them up behind your upper and lower lips to look like hillbilly teeth. Just be careful not to eat one by mistake. 

fun fact: no candy corn has been manufactured since 1957.  it's all just been recirculating since then.
This is mind bottling. How am i just seeing this now as a life long candy corn eater

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So in other words, 49 years old.

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54 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Me: 51

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Candy Corn = The Hope Solo of Halloween candy. 

On 10/30/2018 at 9:38 PM, Surly Bevo said:

Pixie stix would have saved you the grinding effort

This morning my 10 year old packed a Pixie stick into his lunch.  He asked if I knew about Pixie sticks and then said "you know, the ones that look like cocaine".  I asked him where he had heard about cocaine and he said that the 6th graders at his school talk about it.  Goddamn times have changed.  

Me: 51
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This would be a hell of prank. Set up your guests like youre having delicious buttery corn on the cob but only to take a gigantic bite into this buttery shit sandwich.

Make sure the cameras are rolling for the disgusted look on their faces when they realize what they ate

Mind blown. But still gross as shit. If you used glue to make that cob it might actually improve the taste. 

I also have to say the fire hot Hot Tamales and the Butterfinger are way underrepresented on this thread. 

I remember some clown in high school crushing sweet tarts on his desk in the back of class.  He ran out of the class screaming right after snorting a nice line.

Holy shit! This is why The Shag Surly will always rule. Now I'm off to find some of those disgusting orange peanuts to and to my candy corn stash and see if that really kicks it up a notch.

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Coworker brought in a shitload of candy.  I've had a Reese's, Kit Kat, and am now on a 100 Grand.

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7 hours ago, Hate said:

This morning my 10 year old packed a Pixie stick into his lunch.  He asked if I knew about Pixie sticks and then said "you know, the ones that look like cocaine".  I asked him where he had heard about cocaine and he said that the 6th graders at his school talk about it.  Goddamn times have changed.  

You weren't doing coke in 6th grade? You were missing out 

First I learn you can make candy corn into an actual cob, and NOW I learn you can still get 100 Grands?  I need to get out more.

fuck, forgot to go to target and clean out all the reeses

My daughter and I went trick or treating at the mall. The Godiva store was handing out Godiva truffles to the kids.

So that was pretty good.

18 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

This would be a hell of prank. Set up your guests like youre having delicious buttery corn on the cob but only to take a gigantic bite into this buttery shit sandwich.

Make sure the cameras are rolling for the disgusted look on their faces when they realize what they ate

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18 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

This would be a hell of prank. Set up your guests like youre having delicious buttery corn on the cob but only to take a gigantic bite into this buttery shit sandwich.

Make sure the cameras are rolling for the disgusted look on their faces when they realize what they ate

Could we take pills and cook the corn? 

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That is one of the best SNL bits of all time. The interview afterward is greatness: "Sir, how do you feel about all of this?" "ANGRY"

Any chocolate candy that also contains either peppermint or coconut makes me want to vomit very forcefully.

4 hours ago, Focht Up said:

Any chocolate candy that also contains either peppermint or coconut makes me want to vomit very forcefully.

Jesus, it sucks to be you.  A lot.

29 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Jesus, it sucks to be you.  A lot.

you might want to avoid drunk posting.  Have a great day!

10 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

you might want to avoid drunk posting.  Have a great day!

You hate chocolate and coconut together ??  Again... sucks to be you.

10 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

you might want to avoid drunk posting.  Have a great day!

No. No. No. He's is 100 percent correct. You need to reevaluate every life choice youve ever made. Please come to the correct conclusion for posterity.

You hate chocolate and coconut together ??  Again... sucks to be you.


He’s right about the coconut. Those things are disgusting.

no shit mounds and almond joy are terribad

Just now, Hate said:

 


He’s right about the coconut. Those things are disgusting.

 

Philistines !!!!!!  philitstines !!!!

 

The sucks to be you comment just means it would suck to not like it.  Not making any judgments.

Lol. Great gif, great skit.

Lol. Great gif, great skit.
I just rewatched it. Farley's name is Michael Huff. Hahaha.
On ‎10‎/‎30‎/‎2018 at 3:58 PM, Sbbruin said:

Candy Corn sucks

And anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong and should be ashamed. That is all.

 

Funny - because Candy Corn is what I call you mom

On ‎10‎/‎30‎/‎2018 at 5:29 PM, Jomac0928 said:

Fuck Candy Corn!

and what I call your mom

On ‎10‎/‎31‎/‎2018 at 9:15 AM, Your Mom said:
 

 

and apparently she posts here so ask her yourself

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