May 25, 20205 yr 10 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said: Watching Good Time in my garage with Old Forester and Coke. Pretty great. Make fun of my toenails as needed IDGAF. https://i.imgur.com/c8h7rAj.jpg Old Forester poisoned with Coke? Shame on you
May 25, 20205 yr Technically not in the garage and not alone but these two old guys MIL lives in a retirement apartment complex since selling here home after Harvey. She’s pretty much quarantined by herself since early March and we’ve been bringing her groceries. I went by there last Thursday to drop of some food and check on her car A/C and I see these two guys again. Been in the same place the last 3 times I’ve been there. Need to bring them a six pack next time I come by. I wonder how that Rascal drives after a few cold ones. They’re going to get back to double teaming your MIL when you drive off.
May 26, 20205 yr Looks like the Woodlands.I’m in northeast Texas. Subdivision name is similar. People in the woodlands don't own power washers either?Haha I knew your ass would have something to say. Bring your busted up shoulder and power washer on over and clean it up.
May 27, 20205 yr Haha I knew your ass would have something to say. Bring your busted up shoulder and power washer on over and clean it up. Mine is clean. You can borrow it though so our neighborhood won't look section 8.
May 27, 20205 yr People in the woodlands don't own power washers either?I can confirm that some people in The Woodlands do have a power washer.
May 27, 20205 yr I can confirm that some people in The Woodlands do have a power washer.You sound like a fine citizen. Unlike you know who who doesn't give a shit about his appearance from the road where his driveway looks like a double wide should be behind his chair. Signed, HOA president
May 27, 20205 yr Don’t you have a gate to install at the front entrance so we can keep the riff raff out?
June 9, 20205 yr On 6/5/2020 at 7:40 PM, NateHitch said: You missed a spot son. Peak dad right, there.
June 11, 20205 yr On 6/9/2020 at 1:13 PM, lateshow said: What kind of tequila do you Texans recommend for ranch water? I’d go with Hornitos or something in that range.
June 11, 20205 yr 44 minutes ago, Trey3216 said: I’d go with Hornitos or something in that range. Agreed. Don't go rot-gut, but no need to go super premium. Anything you'd put in a decent margarita is great in a ranch water. Silver seems to be better than gold / reposado / anejo for ranch water, IMO. Hornitos is great and easy to find. I've been using Tierra Noble and Tequia Ocho for my ranch water. Both are outstanding.
June 11, 20205 yr 18 minutes ago, Hate said: Either of these will work. Regular Patron is garbage. I like all of Herradura better than regular Patron. now, if you get into the Burdeos and Piedra, I’m down with that.
July 19, 20205 yr Bourbon instead of beer, but the concept is the same. Working on getting leader on all my rods to do some fishing tomorrow while cooking supper and sitting in the garage enjoying the quiet.
July 27, 20205 yr Does the driveway next to the garage count? Put a new sticker on my truck and my neighbor came over after finishing his lawn and wanted to shoot some shit.
July 27, 20205 yr As I watch replays of collegiate sporting events (any) why yes, yes I enjoy that *& here is a "football fix of the day":
July 28, 20205 yr On 7/26/2020 at 10:00 PM, Bernard said: Pic 1: start of evening. Pic 2: end of evening. Fuck the police. Bernard WTF did you do!?!?!?!
July 29, 20205 yr Popular Post On 7/27/2020 at 8:23 AM, troph said: What happened? They accused me of being drunk. Also thought my music was too loud. I disagreed. I told them all my thoughts on cops, loudly, over the course of 30 minutes. At some point they called for back up. I received a $762 citation for excessive noise. Went to court and the fine was reduced to $0, plus $180 court costs. Can’t drink in garage again until 8/20 when my deferred adjudication expires. 🙂 Bernard
August 1, 20205 yr There’s never been a more “username checks out” post than that. Incredible. Bernard
August 1, 20205 yr Seems like I could be falling down drunk in my garage, or my yard, or anywhere on my property and WGAF?
August 15, 20205 yr I keep my beer in the garage refrigerator. Every time I go out there the MFing alarm system sounds with “Garage door opened”, which my wife always asks “What are you doing”? I must be doing something wrong?At least I get 2-4 at time!
August 16, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, msucolt45 said: I keep my beer in the garage refrigerator. Every time I go out there the MFing alarm system sounds with “Garage door opened”, which my wife always asks “What are you doing”? I must be doing something wrong? At least I get 2-4 at time! Do you drink the 2-4 in the garage by yourself? Because you should.
August 23, 20205 yr 15 hours ago, bigshark88 said: The beer criticism is fair. I will accept it. I still drink cheap beer. Well, it’s a step up from the Keystone my kids drank in college.
August 23, 20205 yr The beer criticism is fair. I will accept it. I still drink cheap beer. Yea but why do you need 5 gallons of simply light strawberry lemonade? (Assuming that’s what’s on the bottom shelf of the door)
August 23, 20205 yr Lol my two kids and I drink it. ... And I save the bottles (pic 2 along the window sills) to recycle the antifreeze I drain from the Jeep. Running a coolant flush / exchange project this summer.
August 24, 20205 yr 23 hours ago, bigshark88 said: Lol my two kids and I drink it. ... And I save the bottles (pic 2 along the window sills) to recycle the antifreeze I drain from the Jeep. Running a coolant flush / exchange project this summer. Since you’re into cheap beer, Dollar General still has a special on Keystone and Natural Lt that is pretty damn good. 15 pk of either for $6.95.
August 24, 20205 yr On 8/22/2020 at 4:06 PM, bigshark88 said: . Bigshark is the Yellow King. Each antler has 5 points, 5 x 6 is 30. There are 30 days in a month... Time is a flat circle...
August 24, 20205 yr On 8/22/2020 at 7:30 PM, Nuge said: I celebrate your garage but must turn my nose up at your beer "selection". I can be as snobby as anybody, but I feel like the garage is a safe space to live the High Life.
August 24, 20205 yr On 8/22/2020 at 7:45 PM, bigshark88 said: The beer criticism is fair. I will accept it. I still drink cheap beer. Beer snobbery is so fucking stupid. Who gives a shit what kind of beer someone is drinking? Myself, I'm a Busch Light guy.
August 24, 20205 yr On 8/22/2020 at 6:05 PM, bigshark88 said: Hello. What is that, a lifetime supply of WD40? Take it to the humblebrag thread... For real though, looks like a damn decent garage.
August 24, 20205 yr If you buy it in the tub and pour a little into a squirt bottle from time to time it'll save you a lot of $$$.I still keep a mini aresol can on the boat though.
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