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Surprised that thing didn’t take a chunk out of her shakra those little fuckers are evil.


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I figured this was a Chad Briscoe thread.

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48 minutes ago, BrickTop said:

Surprised that thing didn’t take a chunk out of her shakra those little fuckers are evil.


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I wonder if it's sedated.

I thought this was going to be a ‘batin’ material thread.

I’ll pull up my pants now.

 
I wonder if it's sedated.

No possum I’ve ever encountered would tolerate being lubed up from “base to tip”


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8 hours ago, BrickTop said:

Surprised that thing didn’t take a chunk out of her shakra those little fuckers are evil.


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TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING TAPATALK SIGNATURE.

I learned from @ChampKind that sometimes you have to massage the shit out of your lizard

That's all I have to contribute to this conversation.

14 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

I thought this was going to be a ‘batin’ material thread.

I’ll pull up my pants now.

Not so fast, quitter.

 

Timely thread. Just the other day, I was thinking how concerned I am about my opossum's flexibility and structural well being.

Is she tenderizing that thing? That’s some good eaten. Or so my Arkansas kin say.

From the base, to the tip. From the base, to the tip. 

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On 10/31/2018 at 9:33 PM, CooterBrown said:

I thought this was going to be a ‘batin’ material thread.

I’ll pull up my pants now.

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I learned from [mention=286]ChampKind[/mention] that sometimes you have to massage the shit out of your lizard
That's all I have to contribute to this conversation.


True story. And very, very accurate (literally)

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