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Yeah, man, I tell you what, man, dang ol' favorite show, man...

That's my purse!

It's just the kid's calf scramble. It's fun. The animals are running around without any plays or gameplans or anything. Kind of like Barry Switzer was coaching.

Which ocean?

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fuck yeah.  I have no idea what hulu costs, but I'm in.  My evenings have been rudderless since Adult Swim took KOTH off. 

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

fuck yeah.  I have no idea what hulu costs, but I'm in.  My evenings have been rudderless since Adult Swim took KOTH off. 

It's on Comedy Central now.

I’ve always wondered, do non-Texans find this show as funny as we do? Like with the references to Oklahoma. Of course we get, but does someone from, say, Seattle get it?

I’ve always wondered, do non-Texans find this show as funny as we do? Like with the references to Oklahoma. Of course we get, but does someone from, say, Seattle get it?


Some out of staters mentioned they thought it was funny, but after moving here found it hilarious.

I’m driving the hell out of this truck!

I've seen every episode and it's one of my top five favorite shows. I live in NC by the way

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On 11/2/2018 at 7:07 AM, kurioster said:

What if somebody wants theirs well done?

Bobby, we politely, but firmly, ask them to leave.

I’ve always wondered, do non-Texans find this show as funny as we do? Like with the references to Oklahoma. Of course we get, but does someone from, say, Seattle get it?


Gf is from Denver and grew up in Alaska. She does not find that great but doesn't bitch when I watch out
3 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I’ve always wondered, do non-Texans find this show as funny as we do? Like with the references to Oklahoma. Of course we get, but does someone from, say, Seattle get it?

Who cares. 

king-of-the-hill-watching-recommendation

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Bobby, I need you to do two things I pray you'll never have to do again: tape the Cowboys game and get me an apron.

5 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I’ve always wondered, do non-Texans find this show as funny as we do? Like with the references to Oklahoma. Of course we get, but does someone from, say, Seattle get it?

The show is hilarious, but no, I did not understand much of the Oklahoma references until I joined Shaggy.

Well hello patches. Time for your boggle lesson

On 11/3/2018 at 7:02 AM, SubliminalHorn said:

I’ve always wondered, do non-Texans find this show as funny as we do? Like with the references to Oklahoma. Of course we get, but does someone from, say, Seattle get it?

Yeah. Everyone has an Oklahoma. Some of the inside stuff didn't make since until I moved to Texas and is much more funny now, but a player can spot game. 

We should all get together and build some dollhouse furniture

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12 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Well, I need a window seat because this flower is wilting.

My lawd....

Asked a few rust belt buddies who have similar sense of humor the Tx question, all love the show. One liked it then moved to Tx and said it gave him a much greater appreciation. 

this here is velvet, not velveteen.  a gentleman must know the difference.

12 hours ago, smoky said:

this here is velvet, not velveteen.  a gentleman must know the difference.

Mah lawd....

Now I think I'm gonna give room service a jangle and have them send up some etouffee...

 

Edited by oSuJeff97

Bobby - Wematanye wants us to honor the bird’s sacred spirit. 

Hank - And we will do just that in the dumpster behind Stuckey’s. 

How am I going to explain a $400 meat bill to Peggy? It's not even a three day weekend...

Bobby:  Dad, can I put a gun rack on my bike?

Hank:  Do you know how long I've been waiting for you to ask me that?

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Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking.

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On 11/3/2018 at 8:02 AM, SubliminalHorn said:

I’ve always wondered, do non-Texans find this show as funny as we do? Like with the references to Oklahoma. Of course we get, but does someone from, say, Seattle get it?

I'm from Arkansas, and I (and all my buddies) find it hilarious. One of my favorite shows of all time. 

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Dallas is full of crackheads and debutantes - and half of 'em play for the Cowboys.

On 11/4/2018 at 2:00 PM, Post Oak said:

My dad says butanes a bastard gas

I remember thinking this was funny back when I was younger, and quoted it often... but now as someone who works in oil & gas.... I don't really get what the joke is...

Hank sells propane (and propane accessories)... propane is a natural gas liquid... butane is also a natural gas liquid, albeit just a slightly heavier one.

So, in other words:

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15 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

I remember thinking this was funny back when I was younger, and quoted it often... but now as someone who works in oil & gas.... I don't really get what the joke is...

Hank sells propane (and propane accessories)... propane is a natural gas liquid... butane is also a natural gas liquid, albeit just a slightly heavier one.

So, in other words:

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How much we reckon Hank is pulling down at Strickland Propane? $40k?

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