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Flounder you can’t spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes. You fucked up. You trusted us.

15 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

"Why Flounder?"

"Why Pinto?"

"WHY NOT?!?!?"

Let Neidermeyer do it, he’s a sneaky little shit. 

Can I buy some pot from you?
This is one of those username checks out moments.
20 minutes ago, Parliament said:

He can't do that to our pledges!

Only we can do that to our pledges!

You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now Carmine

 

4 hours ago, Loco said:

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Wait... Is that Supreme Court justice Kavanaugh??  (No cr)

Seven years of college down the drain...

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

We need the dues 

Definitely underrated. That almost subliminal line gets me every time.

14 hours ago, AUinHsv said:

Holy shit.  There were blanks  in that gun!

Get it right

It feels so good to be back here at the Dexter Lake Club. We'd like to do a number for you titled Shama Lama Ding Dong......so hit it!

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Grab a brew...don't cost nothing

I used to touch Vaughn this way.

I know, she told me. 

Well, truth be told, I only have two brain cells left and they're too busy fighting to get anything right.

27 minutes ago, RoundRobin said:

Vaughn?

I know he hasn't done very well against this guy, but I have a hunch he's due.

1 hour ago, Ben Tobin said:

I used to touch Vaughn this way.

I know, she told me. 

Wild Thing makes your heart sing? 

Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief....The issue here isn't whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests....we did.... But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg... isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

On 11/3/2018 at 11:38 AM, Underdog said:

Wild Thing makes your heart sing? 

Ramming speed!

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