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Good morning to my favorite assholes, it’s Friday . . .

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From your favorite asshole: Fart!  Er... FIGHT!

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From the 75650 getting ready for work and packing to head to the game tomorrow.

TEXAS!!!

From Our nation’s capital....TEXAS

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From the biker rally in Galveston,

 

FIGHT!!!

Let's win.

TEXAS!  

 

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Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the express way?

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From the fruited plains of Bee Caves Rd. 

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From sunny Tampa where winter is coming. The high Tomorrow will only be 80!

 

TEXAS!!!

Fight !!!!
From San Antonio


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From your sister's underwear drawer

FIGHT 

From Hooters...... 

TEXAS!!!!!

 

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2 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the express way?

Man fuck yo mama 

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2 hours ago, Lerka Lerka said:

From South Austin's mom's bedroom:

 

Texas!!!!

Tell her I said hi and that last Sunday's meatloaf was a big soggy . . . .

 

TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

16 hours ago, South Austin said:

From downtown Austin . . .

TEXAS!!!!!!!

 

Respect, please.  It's Mr. Asshole

From my den in the Oak Forest neighborhood in the city of purple drank whilst sipping my first cup of coffee (Pete’s Major Dickason)...TEXAS!

I’m about to fire up the F-250 on Tiki Island and head west......FIGHT!!!!

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Hoping Freddie's spirit helps these LONGHORNS....KICK SOME ASS

 TEXAS!!!!

 

 

Back from the squatty potty, taking a liquid hot magma post thai dinner shit on what i'm imagining to be WVUs hopes and dreams.

TEXAS!!!!!

From beautiful, sunny ATX with a chorizo and egg taco in my hand. FIGHT!!!!!

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