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Do your best you racist assholes.

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A bus plunged off a bridge and into the Yangtze River in Chongqing, China, after a fight between the driver and a passenger who had missed her stop.

Rescuers lifted the wreckage from the river on Wednesday night. Thirteen bodies were recovered; two remained missing, according to the official Xinhua news agency

 

https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2018/nov/02/bus-careers-off-bridge-in-china-as-driver-and-passenger-fight-video-report

 

Sounds like someone swerved after another Lo Pan sighting. I bet the accused had/has green eyes.  

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Most people on the bus were like -_-, then they went O_0, and now they’re x_x.

It’s a toss up between

Ho Lee Fuk

and

Bang Ding Ow

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Bus driver be all like

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Pretty sure all of that bus driver's cousins are on Jollyville Road all the time.

Well that bus is junk now.

Tragically, the normal driver for that route, We Tu Shao Lo, called in sick that day.

1 hour ago, Winona's Big Orange Bevo said:

Bus went off into the dink and now it’s a yellow submarine.

Yeah but they ain't all livin' in it.

At :15 it looks like the bus driver deliberately steers to the left, almost like making a left hand turn.

14 hours ago, Telegraph_it said:

That is not going to help her social credit score. 

Thank you for my first belly laugh of the day.

3 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

After all of that, I bet they were still hungry.

and not dry as fuck.

Coming from a culture that still hasn’t figured out that when a crowded elevator stops, people should be allowed to get off before pushing your way into the elevator it is not surprising that a woman would risk the lives of the passengers on a bus to physically attack the driver and force him to let you off on the middle of a fucking bridge. 

1 hour ago, Lhorn said:

Coming from a culture that still hasn’t figured out that when a crowded elevator stops, people should be allowed to get off before pushing your way into the elevator it is not surprising that a woman would risk the lives of the passengers on a bus to physically attack the driver and force him to let you off on the middle of a fucking bridge. 

Don’t get me started on Asian deplaning shenanigans.

19 hours ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

Sounds like someone swerved after another Lo Pan sighting. I bet the accused had/has green eyes.  

Chinese girls do not have green eyes.  

Well that bus is junk now.


Just put it in a bowl of rice overnight.
We know they can't drive. But they can't swim either? 
No, but they've dominated the Olympic high dive lately.

Let's be honest, how many of us have felt like doing that when our wives are nagging us in the car?

“Oh Yangtze River...river.full.of.fish...”
— Monty Python

21 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Coming from a culture that still hasn’t figured out that when a crowded elevator stops, people should be allowed to get off before pushing your way into the elevator it is not surprising that a woman would risk the lives of the passengers on a bus to physically attack the driver and force him to let you off on the middle of a fucking bridge. 

 

19 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Don’t get me started on Asian deplaning shenanigans.

Very racist.

(Also, extremely accurate)

The Chinese folks that wouldn’t drive a bus off a bridge and kill 15 people have already moved to the US.

Bus driver previously drove a taxi before a short stint in the army.

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On 11/2/2018 at 9:42 PM, Fuck Tim Beck said:

We know they can't drive. But they can't swim either? 

They’re too yella to take lessons 

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