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  • TD bitch. lol.  I'm telling your retarded ass that texsa is not a blue blood program. Its an above average program with revenue championships. Thats all.  Pussy.

  • Virginia Occidental
    Virginia Occidental

    Just wanted to pop in and say thanks for the easy win. Your fans and program are trash, and Herman looks like a for sure bust of a hire. Thanks again for inviting us in to kick your ass every year. 

  • Mayfield has as many conference championships as your entire fucking history, you senile bitch. lulz.  Stop calling yourself a blueblood, you're like Michigan. Irrelevant. 

#954

You'd think after seeing that on the previous play we would give safety help over the top but that would be too smart for us to do.

#957
Just now, this said:

Lulz, take the touchdown pussy. 

Don't you have any real life friends you could be hanging out with instead of trolling a rival's board?

#959
Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Klatt knows a thing or two about getting fucked in the pocket by Texas and even he didn't think that call was legit.

Lutz

#963
Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

everyone and their fucking mom knew that was coming  sills going to shit all over us 

our defense is just awful. again. and awful again at yet the same things. agains. 

#964
Worth it. Send them back to Morgantown in a flaming dumpster full of cat piss.
Worth it? They were out of FG range and not only did they get a 1st down, they just scored a TD. And Grier just missed one play. Yeah totally worth it moron.
#968
1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Turn around and look for the fucking ball, dumbass.  God damn.

no way he had time for that, that was just a good play by one of the best QB and receivers in the country

#969
1 minute ago, Hamttx said:

Read before you post.I already corrected my statement.

Posts are coming fast. Didn’t see the correction until after I posted. No worries.

#970
Yeah Klatt, he’s just behind Geno.


To be fair, he might get those 30 touchdowns today.
#978
1 minute ago, ztejas said:

"All players are prohibited from grabbing the inside back collar of the shoulder pads or jersey, the area, or the inside collar of the side of the shoulder pads or jersey, and immediately pulling the ball carrier down. This does not apply to a ball carrier, including a potential passer, who is inside the tackle box."

Actually the rule is even less lenient. It doesn't matter what position you are playing inside the tackle box - you can be tackled by a horse collar.

How is it that not one referee on the field knows the rules?

#979
1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:
7 minutes ago, ztejas said:
Worth it. Send them back to Morgantown in a flaming dumpster full of cat piss.

Worth it? They were out of FG range and not only did they get a 1st down, they just scored a TD. And Grier just missed one play. Yeah totally worth it moron.

Go away

#981
Horse collar is tackling by grabbing the collar of the opposition and dragging them down. It doesn’t matter what position they are playing 


“All players are prohibited from grabbing the inside back collar of the shoulder pads or jersey, the area, or the inside collar of the side of the shoulder pads or jersey, and immediately pulling the ball carrier down. This does not apply to a ball carrier, including a potential passer, who is inside the tackle box.”

#983
1 minute ago, FizzleFish said:

Posts are coming fast. Didn’t see the correction until after I posted. No worries.

10-4

#985
2 minutes ago, Hamttx said:

They have a board? What Telegraph?

They had LandThieves, but I think it went over to Eskimo Hut Kevin, so now StoolThieves.

#986
Just now, totallynotabuttpirate said:

What route was Boyd sitting on?  It's a blitz, you know the qb will just throw it up in the corner. Jeez

Boyd wasn't covering the guy who scored...

#987
11 minutes ago, this said:

Lulz. 

I'd say go saw your dick off you pussy but I doubt you have one. Well, one that works anyways you old ragged pos.

Get fucked sooner shitbag.

#989
"All players are prohibited from grabbing the inside back collar of the shoulder pads or jersey, the area, or the inside collar of the side of the shoulder pads or jersey, and immediately pulling the ball carrier down. This does not apply to a ball carrier, including a potential passer, who is inside the tackle box."
Actually the rule is even less lenient. It doesn't matter what position you are playing inside the tackle box - you can be tackled by a horse collar.
And technically Grier had already thrown the ball so he is no longer a ball carrier or potential passer and can't be horse-collared.
#993

the next time Vahe isn't standing fucking still and watching while the play is still going will be the first time

Edited by hookem48

#996
Just now, clapclapclap said:

They had LandThieves, but I think it went over to Eskimo Hut Kevin, so now StoolThieves.

Who fucking knew?

#998

Crazy that Texas Offense is the better side of the ball than TEXAS Defense.

Texas needs to score in the 40's to Win today......

#999

i watch a lot of football every week.   we are the only team that runs that slow developing 6 second  hey defense look im handing it off play and it never works 

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