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3 minutes ago, GoonerSooner said:


The loss was the best thing to happen to us. Now we are sitting pretty with an improved D and a good shot at the playoff. Thanks for the help.

Feel free to get our help every year.

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  • TD bitch. lol.  I'm telling your retarded ass that texsa is not a blue blood program. Its an above average program with revenue championships. Thats all.  Pussy.

  • Virginia Occidental
    Virginia Occidental

    Just wanted to pop in and say thanks for the easy win. Your fans and program are trash, and Herman looks like a for sure bust of a hire. Thanks again for inviting us in to kick your ass every year. 

  • Mayfield has as many conference championships as your entire fucking history, you senile bitch. lulz.  Stop calling yourself a blueblood, you're like Michigan. Irrelevant. 

3 minutes ago, GoonerSooner said:


The loss was the best thing to happen to us. Now we are sitting pretty with an improved D and a good shot at the playoff. Thanks for the help.

Any time.  Hey, why don't we beat your ass again later this year?

6 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Is Tom Herman a faget?

Yes yes he is and he ain’t welcome in these dang parts.  Jimmy Johnson’s wife was looking for houses in cedar park. Maybe he’s our next coach

Beck haters need to take a hike.

You blamed him all year for any offensive woes but suddenly Orlando's defense sucks and it is because of the players.

Right......

Fuck off assholes.

You have no idea what you are talking about.

8 minutes ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Every coach does it. Shut the fuck up, everyone.

This- if he makes it on the first try, then everyone’s bitching about not using your TO’s, why take them into the locker room, etc.

4 minutes ago, GoonerSooner said:


The loss was the best thing to happen to us. Now we are sitting pretty with an improved D and a good shot at the playoff. Thanks for the help.

Not after we beat your ass for a 2nd time.

What is up with all the Sooners bragging about losing?

4 minutes ago, GoonerSooner said:


The loss was the best thing to happen to us. Now we are sitting pretty with an improved D and a good shot at the playoff. Thanks for the help.

We'll beat your ass again when we meet. It don't make a shit.

Just now, Billy Pilgrim said:

This- if he makes it on the first try, then everyone’s bitching about not using your TO’s, why take them into the locker room, etc.

No, the problem is when you let the kicker stand out there and get live practice in, take the timeout before he swings the leg

Just now, Valmy77 said:

What is up with all the Sooners bragging about losing?

That’s some real aggy shit 

1 minute ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Beck haters need to take a hike.

You blamed him all year for any offensive woes but suddenly Orlando's defense sucks and it is because of the players.

Right......

Fuck off assholes.

You have no idea what you are talking about.

If you came here expecting to find people that know what they are talking about I don't know what to tell you.

Between that Roach penalty and that timeout, that’s 10 points that are needlessly on the board. If we could just stop stepping on our own dicks. 

25 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

If Texas doesn't fix their defense, Iowa State and Tech are going to run up 60 or 70 points.  This is some garbage.  Have no clue what Texas is doing on defense with some truly talented guys but tackling and coverage doesn't seem to be their thing.  

Do you honestly think Iowa State is going to score 60 or 70 points?  They cannot do that against air. We have issues but you do not have to go full retard. 

Just now, Valmy77 said:

What is up with all the Sooners bragging about losing?

Transforming into a super gay Aggy/Sooner hybrid. 


The loss was the best thing to happen to us. Now we are sitting pretty with an improved D and a good shot at the playoff. Thanks for the help.

Simply the most stupid thing I’ve read. “Thanks for kicking our ass!”
wow

They had 2 more possessions than we did the first half and we are ahead by 1.  We get the ball to start the second half.  You guys need to relax more.

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4 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

That’s gay?

Maybe his mom used to be his dad?

Just now, SKA the boss said:


Simply the most stupid thing I’ve read. “Thanks for kicking our ass!”
wow

We're glad to do it any time.


The loss was the best thing to happen to us. Now we are sitting pretty with an improved D and a good shot at the playoff. Thanks for the help.


Go suck Kylers 3 inch micro peen
1 minute ago, zzz said:

Between that Roach penalty and that timeout, that’s 10 points that are needlessly on the board. If we could just stop stepping on our own dicks. 

I hope the trend from last week where we started to figure things out on defense as the game went on continued. At least I hope. 

3 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

What is up with all the Sooners bragging about losing?

Its essentially what you get when you try ad figure out the math for root -1.

2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Do you honestly think Iowa State is going to score 60 or 70 points?  They cannot do that against air. We have issues but you do not have to go full retard. 

Yeah, Iowa State is a good balanced team. But WVU is one of the best passing offenses in the country. I can see us getting in the head of freshman quarterbacks early and often.

4 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

What is up with all the Sooners bragging about losing?

heard aggy crowing about good losses

Nice move by Butler

Iowa State is as salty as a coal miner. Thank fuck we aren't playing them in Ames.

3 minutes ago, zzz said:

Between that Roach penalty and that timeout, that’s 10 points that are needlessly on the board. If we could just stop stepping on our own dicks. 

You mean that penalty that wasn’t a bad exercise of discretion but instead something that is simply unavailable under the rules of the game?

"Every. Game. Matters."

Unless you have to replay a team you already beat in a stupid conference championship game.

Yeah, Iowa State is a good balanced team. But WVU is one of the best passing offenses in the country. I can see us getting in the head of freshman quarterbacks early and often.

We need a pass rush in the worst way.
12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Will Grier will be managing a Shoneys in 20 years.

Busboy for 19 years is paying your dues and then some. Good for him. 

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

"All players are prohibited from grabbing the inside back collar of the shoulder pads or jersey, the area, or the inside collar of the side of the shoulder pads or jersey, and immediately pulling the ball carrier down. This does not apply to a ball carrier, including a potential passer, who is inside the tackle box."

Actually the rule is even less lenient. It doesn't matter what position you are playing inside the tackle box - you can be tackled by a horse collar.

I guess they must have missed "horse collar day."  🙄

 

4 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Transforming into a super gay Aggy/Sooner hybrid. 

Has anybody seen one of these out in the wild? It must be a true horror show. You've got bestiality, incest,  a double dosage of extreme stupidity, and more all rolled into one.

2 minutes ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Yeah, Iowa State is a good balanced team. But WVU is one of the best passing offenses in the country. I can see us getting in the head of freshman quarterbacks early and often.

move this statement to last year's board

1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

 

Has anybody seen one of these out in the wild? It must be a true horror show. You've got bestiality, incest,  a double dosage of extreme stupidity, and more all rolled into one.

They don’t live in the wild, they live in an old RV behind their parents house.

1 minute ago, Big Jake said:

I guess they must have missed "horse collar day."  🙄

These fuckers need to go back to working at the sears tire shop in lubbock.

2 minutes ago, Big Jake said:

I guess they must have missed "horse collar day."  🙄

Pretty inexcusable to miss that. 

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

move this statement to last year's board

We're ahead with Jones, Davis, Hager, and Bimage out, and Nelson limited. The Baby Horns are doing a decent job.

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

"Every. Game. Matters."

Unless you have to replay a team you already beat in a stupid conference championship game.

After playing 9 conference games as well. 

Lets go independent and stop sharing a conference with Rapelor.

welp lets hope we keep up the moving the ball  weve sucked shit through a straw in the 2nd half this year 

1 minute ago, FloridaHorn said:

They don’t live in the wild, they live in an old RV behind their parents house.

down by the river

Just now, Lhorn said:

Pretty inexcusable to miss that. 

Hey it was 3rd down, they had to keep the WVU drive going. Remember, this is the "no defense" fun conference of 50 point games every week. That's literally how they market this shit.

I like how Tom Herman picked up that Mack Brown coaching technique of dipping the whole game.

348 yards allowed in the first half

4 minutes ago, nycHorn said:


We need a pass rush in the worst way.

We are trading a pass rush for a 3 man front that is solely about closing running lanes. 

Dana taking it all in with the Austin crowd and weather before having to go back to burnt couch smell and coal miners.

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