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5 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Well, they were two years after he won.  But sure.  

LOL. First tea party groups started springing up in February of 2009.  So, more like 2 months.

1 minute ago, tjhooker said:

There is not a comparison.  Don't even try.

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Of course there is.

Election night 2012 was wall to wall Romney cry.

It was glorious.

Just now, David Dennison said:

Of course there is.

Election night 2012 was wall to wall Romney cry.

It was glorious.

You have no conscience about being a dishonest piece of garbage.  

3 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

You have no conscience about being a dishonest piece of garbage.  

It's really, really, really, really funny to see this post after your previous half-dozen or so in this thread.

Just now, wildcat09 said:

It's really, really, really, really funny to see this post after your previous half-dozen or so in this thread.

I’ll stop telling the truth about the left when you stop lying about me. 

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

I’ll stop telling the truth about the left when you stop lying about me. 

We'll never stop telling the truth about the right. 

It's almost as if both political parties have fervent supporters who cry when their side loses elections. Also seems that google image search brings up pictures evidencing such. Fascinating stuff fellas. Please keep posing these pics, very thought provoking. 

Just now, Lagunamadre said:

It's almost as if both political parties have fervent supporters who cry when their side loses elections. Also seems that google image search brings up pictures evidencing such. Fascinating stuff fellas. Please keep posing these pics, very thought provoking. 

So both sides?  

It isn’t on this.  Your side acted like major cunts when trump won.  From the politicians and activists advocating electors not vote for Trump, to the libs in colleges creating therapy rooms and canceling classes, to riots on the street.  None of that bullshit happened in 2008. 

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Liberals cry when things don’t go their way, Conservatives go on shooting rampages. 

2 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

It's almost as if both political parties have fervent supporters who cry when their side loses elections. Also seems that google image search brings up pictures evidencing such. Fascinating stuff fellas. Please keep posing these pics, very thought provoking. 

It's exactly like that. 

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

So both sides?  

It isn’t on this.  Your side acted like major cunts when trump won.  From the politicians and activists advocating electors not vote for Trump, to the libs in colleges creating therapy rooms and canceling classes, to riots on the street.  None of that bullshit happened in 2008. 

but did in 2000.  

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

So both sides?  

It isn’t on this.  Your side acted like major cunts when trump won.  From the politicians and activists advocating electors not vote for Trump, to the libs in colleges creating therapy rooms and canceling classes, to riots on the street.  None of that bullshit happened in 2008. 

It is. You act like cunts whenever you don't get your way. 

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

So both sides?  

It isn’t on this.  Your side acted like major cunts when trump won.  From the politicians and activists advocating electors not vote for Trump, to the libs in colleges creating therapy rooms and canceling classes, to riots on the street.  None of that bullshit happened in 2008. 

Except for the tea party marches, you mean? And the hanging Obama in effigy, and the birtherism, and the racist images shared all over social media, and calling him a muslim.

Except for that, right?

2 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

but did in 2000.  

Yes. The left went retard in 2000 when they lost.  But not nearly as bad as 2016.  

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

Yes. The left went retard in 2000 when they lost.  But not nearly as bad as 2016.  

Just like y'all did in 1992 and 2008.

 

1 minute ago, Foosters said:

Except for the tea party marches, you mean? And the hanging Obama in effigy, and the birtherism, and the racist images shared all over social media, and calling him a muslim.

Except for that, right?

The tea party started well after Obama won his election.  

4 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

So both sides?  

It isn’t on this.  Your side acted like major cunts when trump won.  From the politicians and activists advocating electors not vote for Trump, to the libs in colleges creating therapy rooms and canceling classes, to riots on the street.  None of that bullshit happened in 2008. 

Good point. Republicans were very civil to Barrack Obama. Not like there was a large part of his base questioning his citizenship or a whole new political faction born after his election. Those Tea Party folks never rallied or marched or anything. Google image search for "Anti Obama Rally" has zero results. I stand corrected. Your side wins Johnny, thanks for shedding light on this issue for me. 

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

The tea party started well after Obama won his election.  

Rationalize it however you want. The right threw a full blown temper tantrum. 

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

The tea party started well after Obama won his election.  

Ya everybody was too busy trying to find new jobs and not lose their homes when Obama was first elected. 

9 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

None of that bullshit happened in 2008. 

The Republican governor of the State of Texas told the Texas State Guard to monitor (checks notes) THE UNITED STATES MILITARY IN TEXAS, because of nutbar conspiracy theories about Jade Helm and Bluebell trucks for carrying dead bodies and prison trains and Wal-Mart jails.  Because Obama had a secret plot to take over America!  (Pretty good plan.  Step 1 -- wake up, and realize Texas is part of America.  Step 2 -- see Step 1).  The fucking GOVERNOR OF THE STATE jumped on board the unhinged nutbar train.  Yeah, there was no Obama derangement.  Nope, none at all.

3 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

Ya everybody was too busy trying to find new jobs and not lose their homes when Obama was first elected. 

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19 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

I’ll stop telling the truth about the left when you stop lying about me. 

"HARUMPH! SIR, I SAY SIR, YOU HAVE OFFENDED MY HONOR AS A GENTLEMAN!" he says, as he acts like a 12-year-old 4chan poster online.

5 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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That list of names looks like Trump's twitter timeline on an average Tuesday morning. 

Jesus christ Sack.  Everyone on this thread is now dumber because of you.

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Jesus christ Sack.  Everyone on this thread is now dumber because of you.

Explain.  

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

Explain.  

When we read your posts, we become dumber. 

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3 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Is there a link to the whole doc?

Haven’t found it yet

Here’s a Twitter thread with more screenshots -

 

 https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1098335397908828160?s=21

 

 

I’d rather be with the side that cries when they lose than the side that shoots and bombs when they fucking win.

 

Say what you want about the guy, that is one ambitious list. 

Guy did not lack self confidence 

and in other news, that dipshit smollett has been classified as a suspect for filing a false report.  good.

I thought all the Hillary backers crying were ridiculous and pathetic.  It was funny to watch.  

I'm looking forward to watching all the little Trumpkins lose their shit when Dotus's shitastic presidency comes to a horrible, embarrassing end.   I imagine the ridiculousness and pathetic displays will be amazingly enjoyable. 

2 minutes ago, sidis said:

and in other news, that dipshit smollett has been classified as a suspect for filing a false report.  good.

filing false report vs plans to murder dozens, if not hundreds or thousands, of government officials and civilians.

 

both sides.

7 minutes ago, sidis said:

and in other news, that dipshit smollett has been classified as a suspect for filing a false report.  good.

It is good. If he committed a crime he should pay the price. And fuck anyone who does shit like this for attention. There is plenty of real violence to point to.

1 minute ago, Brian Fantana said:

It is good. If he committed a crime he should pay the price. And fuck anyone who does shit like this for attention. There is plenty of real violence to point to.

Most violence is committed by liberal demographics 

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

Most violence is committed by liberal demographics 

Most violence is committed by conservative demographics.

See how easy that is when you can't prove it?

41 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

The tea party started well after Obama won his election.  

WAY after.... like 1 month after his inauguration?

“Jasky bought an economy box of tea bags and posted one to every member of Congress. Other people did too. The practice spread so much so that by the time that CNBC reporter Rick Santelli made his famous rant on 19 February 2009, he did so standing in front of Chicago traders who all had tea bags stuck to their computer screens and phone banks.”

Should the tea party movement prove a lasting phenomenon, the Santelli rant will go down in history as one of its main birth pangs.

Within 10 days of the rant, on 27 February, the first Tea Party rally was held in Washington, Chicago and other cities across the US.”

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2010/oct/05/us-midterm-elections-2010-tea-party-movement

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

Most violence is committed by liberal demographics 

Translation: Blacks and Mexicans are violent and vote democrat. 

Just now, Lagunamadre said:

Translation: Blacks and Mexicans are violent and vote democrat. 

Well, most crime in this country is committed by white men.

I'm pretty sure white male is a conservative demographic.

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