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Just now, David Dennison said:

Most violence is committed by conservative demographics.

See how easy that is when you can't prove it?

Yep.  All those conservative rednecks shooting each other in DC, Chicago, New, Orleans, St. Louis, Baltimore, Detroit are the real villains. 

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4 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Most violence is committed by liberal demographics 

 

2 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

Translation: Blacks and Mexicans are violent and vote democrat. 

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5 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Most violence is committed by liberal demographics 

oh for fuck's sake...

2 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Yep.  All those conservative rednecks shooting each other in DC, Chicago, New, Orleans, St. Louis, Baltimore, Detroit are the real villains. 

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that inner city gangs are rather apolitical. 

2 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Yep.  All those conservative rednecks shooting each other in DC, Chicago, New, Orleans, St. Louis, Baltimore, Detroit are the real villains. 

Are you going to pretend that conservative rednecks don't have a violence problem? 

 

Just now, David Dennison said:

Are you going to pretend that conservative rednecks don't have a violence problem? 

 

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Next let's discuss the correlation between poverty and violence. Should be fun!

Just now, Brian Fantana said:

Next let's discuss the correlation between poverty and violence. Should be fun!

Poverty is a great excuse for killing someone.  

Just now, Brian Fantana said:

Next let's discuss the correlation between poverty and violence. Should be fun!

 

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

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That's not good for whitey, either.

3 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Look at all these right wingers

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So what's your theory for why this is?

1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

I’ll stop telling the truth about the left when you stop lying about me. 

Hit the happy hour early I see. 

 

1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

Hugo has the most rep on surly.  By far.  Batshit crazy hugo.  This board is as big of a circle jerk as Texags politics.  Both dominated by foaming at the mouth lunatics.  

Hey but it beats paying 10 large to watch rats fuck. Just my opinion though. You got any pics on your phone you can upload of that? 

Actually, nevermind. 

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

Poverty is a great excuse for killing someone.  

That's a real pretty straw man you got there, Johnny.

1 minute ago, wildcat09 said:

So what's your theory for why this is?

Betsy Devos hasn't been Secretary of Education long enough? She's got this. 

4 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Poverty is a great excuse for killing someone.  

This sarcastic remark would imply that there is in fact a good excuse to kill someone outside of self defense.

3 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

So what's your theory for why this is?

I'd love to hear Johnny's thoughts on the disparity.

I bet it has to do with two parent households.

10 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Look at all these right wingers

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putting aside the utter stupidity of the term "liberal demographics" and whatever the fuck that means, your grasp of statistics and the difference between rate as a percentage of population and absolute value are stunning.  the notion that you think this chart supports the notion that "most violence is committed by liberal demographics" likely explains why you can't seem to ever make partner...

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I’m sure that any minute now, we’ll hear about another leftist under arrest with a stash of guns and hit list of prominent Republican politicians as part of a plot to establish a black homeland.

Just now, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

I’m sure that any minute now, we’ll hear about another leftist under arrest with a stash of guns and hit list of prominent Republican politicians as part of a plot to establish a black homeland.

Or maybe they’ll shoot up a softball game. 

14 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Poverty is a great excuse for killing someone.  

Yes let's hear theories on how poverty affects the human condition from this pussy with inherited wealth. Should be fun!

2 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Or maybe they’ll shoot up a softball game. 

Or maybe a black church. Or a concert. Or another church. Or a school. Or another school. Or another school. Or another school.

You get the idea.

7 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Or maybe they’ll shoot up a softball game. 

Is that you tapping and babbling in the corner of Twin Peaks? Call Uber and go home you drunk fuck.

Just now, Atx71 said:

Is that you tapping and babbling in the corner of Twin Peaks? Call Uber and go home you drunk fuck.

I’m at work.  And weren’t you supposed to quit shaggy/surly?

Just now, JimmyJames said:

Obviously working. 

Like we all are. 

2 minutes ago, Coors yellow belly said:

Baker Botts has gone to shit

I don’t work there. But appreciate all the veiled threats of doxxing 

3 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Like we all are. 

Nah I’m just chilling in my river oaks home looking at some comps to sell my highland park second home so I can buy some property in Pemberton heights to hang during the fall for football season. Also looking at La Jolla in San Diego during the summertime.

May even go for Coronado island but 2.5 million for a third vacation home is a little much. 

Just livin the dream. 

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58 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Say what you want about the guy, that is one ambitious list. 

Guy did not lack self confidence 

His gun collection, while impressive to most, was around 1/4th of what I’d expect him to have based on the documents.

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Totally normal.

A Coast Guard Officer Was Just Found Plotting to Murder Democrats and Media Personalities 'On a Scale Rarely Seen'

The "domestic terrorist" had 15 guns and 1,000 rounds of ammunition.

In Baltimore this week, the FBI detained a Coast Guard lieutenant named Christopher Hasson on some fairly ordinary drugs and weapons charges. On Wednesday, however, as detailed on the electric Twitter machine by Seamus Hughes of George Washington University's Program on Extremism, the feds then filed to keep Hasson locked up, and their filing in support of that motion argued that Hasson was anything but an ordinary defendant. Hasson, it said, "intended to murder innocent civilians on a scale rarely seen in this country."

Further, the feds did something they rarely do. They flat-out called Hasson a "domestic terrorist" who was "bent on committing acts dangerous to human life and intended to affect governmental conduct."

According to WMAR-TV, federal agents found 15 firearms and 1,000 rounds of ammunition in Hasson's apartment. Moreover, investigators found deleted e-mails in which Hasson allegedly mused about a "two-pronged attack" consisting of a bioterror assault followed by a sniper attack, and also ones in which he bragged about being a white nationalist. He also allegedly was an enthusiastic fan of Anders Brevik, the white nationalist who murdered 77 people during a 2011 crime spree in Norway.

According to the documents, Hasson corresponded with other neo-Nazi leaders and, at one point, appealed to whatever world exists in his head:

"Please send me your violence that I may unleash it onto their heads. Guide my hate to make a lasting impression on this world.”

And, most ominous of all, according to the documents filed with the court, Hasson apparently was putting together a hit list of prominent political figures and media stars, including apparent references to Speaker Nancy Pelosi; Congresswomen Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Ilhan Omar; Congressman Beto O'Rourke; Senators Richard Blumenthal, Kamala Harris, Kirsten Gillibrand, Elizabeth Warren, Tim Kaine, Chuck Schumer, and Cory Booker; MSNBC's Joe Scarborough, Ari Melber, and Chris Hayes; CNN's Don Lemon, Chris Cuomo, and Van Jones. Here's the whole thread from Hughes's account.

Hasson also was planning for other contingencies. From the Washington Post:

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So I guess what I'm saying is that this really may not have been the best day for the president* to be calling media outlets enemies of the people. After all, there are some people out there who still take him seriously.

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14 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

So I guess what I'm saying is that this really may not have been the best day for the president* to be calling media outlets enemies of the people. After all, there are some people out there who still take him seriously.

The opposite could be argued from Trump’s POV.  Trump’s tactics are terrorism.  He wants to bend the media to his will through intimidation and he clearly has no problem inspiring violence to achieve that aim as long as he can never be held accountable.

So for Trump, it’s reassuring he still has people out there that take him seriously.

This is basic dictator shit 101. 

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3 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

what a douche

Serious question. What country do you actually live in and what is your first language? 

And if the answer is America and English, where you dropped on your head as a child?

That coast guard officer story is unreal.  Glad they caught him before he could carry out his planned attacks. 

6 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

When Obama won.  

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I have very little doubt that was Vlad. And this wasn’t even the beginning, just the beginning of the end. 

1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

Most violence is committed by liberal demographics 

Go start a thread about crime and demographic trends. This one is reserved for politically inspired violence, particularly by right-wing extremists. If you can't take that topic seriously and see that political violence appears to be on the rise (seemingly led by radically conservative groups and their loner followers such as this CG fuckhead), there is something gravely wrong with your brain and worldview.

Stop trolling. It's not a fucking game.

42 minutes ago, Coors yellow belly said:

Baker Botts has gone to shit

 

36 minutes ago, Coors yellow belly said:

Okay bill

Alright come on that's not cool even if he is an idiot.

Go start a thread about crime and demographic trends. This one is reserved for politically inspired violence, particularly by right-wing extremists. If you can't take that topic seriously and see that political violence appears to be on the rise (seemingly led by radically conservative groups and their loner followers such as this CG fuckhead), there is something gravely wrong with your brain and worldview.
Stop trolling. It's not a fucking game.

Don’t you remember when the left leaning army of the 12 monkeys unleashed a biological weapon that killed billions creating a dystopian world?

Uhh oh, there's gonna need to be a left wing violence thread after the Empire stars attack. I guess beating up your own team members counts as violence...

3 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Uhh oh, there's gonna need to be a left wing violence thread after the Empire stars attack. I guess beating up your own team members counts as violence...

You're not going to be successful in deflecting attention from yet another example of a far right-winger white nationalist plotting political violence. Unless you agree with his extremist views, I don't see why you'd want to defend or draw attention away from it.

Just now, bolverk said:

You're not going to be successful in deflecting attention from yet another example of a far right-winger white nationalist plotting political violence. Unless you agree with his extremist views, I don't see why you'd want to defend or draw attention away from it.

I'm not defending anyone for unprovoked violence It was just Surly sarcasm.

1 minute ago, bolverk said:

You're not going to be successful in deflecting attention from yet another example of a far right-winger white nationalist plotting political violence. Unless you agree with his extremist views, I don't see why you'd want to defend or draw attention away from it.

it's onboard.  it's what he does. 

*cue geico music*

2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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I have a sick feeling that we will see a political assassination before the 2020 election and it's going to finally finish tearing the country in two.

1 minute ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

I'm not defending anyone for unprovoked violence It was just Surly sarcasm.

If he were on my "team," I'd make it immediately and abundantly clear that I denounce him before making any other comment. I certainly wouldn't be trying to make sarcastic false equivalencies that make me seem like a blindly fanatical partisan.

But you do you. 

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