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49 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

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And spare me your "oh no, big tech and censorship!" bullshit.  Yes, it's a concern.  But that doesn't change the fact that not only does a private enterprise not have a LEGAL obligation to provide a platform for literal violent fascists who want to murder gay people and such (I'm not making that up -- there are multiple MAGAs, including officials and candidates for office, who call for exactly that), these enterprises have a MORAL obligation NOT to provide a platform for that bullshit.

No "conservative" viewpoint like "lower taxes" or "welfare reform" or "fund law enforcement" is being censored or is a problem......it's the fucking calls to violent fascism that are the problem.

Note that I would say the same if the MAGA movement was a violent leftist ideology, calling for the murder of all white people, or people who own a car, or whatnot.  We long ago reached the point where the socially responsible thing to do is to refuse to provide a platform to shitbags who call for and foment violence and stochastic terrorism.  

 

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16 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

 

The really funny part of that is that Scott doesn't realize which percentage he belongs to.

The other funny thing is, what "incitement" is Dilbert actually accusing Joe Biden of being responsible for? Is he literally running a psy-op I'm not aware of?

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

Interesting twist to come to drag brunch as softball/countrygirl/camoqueen.

3 hours ago, C-Man said:

 

ill guess he can't legally own/carry a firearm

 

also, that's a weapon (not protected in the constitution) 

I'm going to a drag brunch in Palm Springs this fall, I really hope I'm not groomed to become gay. I'm sure the talented performers are just over the moon lusting to convert a mid 40s reformed redneck from Texas with a hairy ass crack.

These clowns doth protest too much.

Also does that badaas with the bat even lift bro? I know several chick's that would fuck this pendejo up.

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

do I dip my toe into stupid and ask "Why?"

Lots of false accusations coming from the crazies that the hospital performs sex change operations on children under 18. There was a post here, or another thread, from a week or so ago that outlined the whole mess. Apparently, the facility has become the target of a bunch of massholes.

They provide necessary and lifesaving healthcare to trans kids. That's the only reason

6 hours ago, trauma babe said:

They provide necessary and lifesaving healthcare to trans kids. That's the only reason

But ma'am, this is a Texas.  

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And spare me your "oh no, big tech and censorship!" bullshit.  Yes, it's a concern.  But that doesn't change the fact that not only does a private enterprise not have a LEGAL obligation to provide a platform for literal violent fascists who want to murder gay people and such (I'm not making that up -- there are multiple MAGAs, including officials and candidates for office, who call for exactly that), these enterprises have a MORAL obligation NOT to provide a platform for that bullshit.
No "conservative" viewpoint like "lower taxes" or "welfare reform" or "fund law enforcement" is being censored or is a problem......it's the fucking calls to violent fascism that are the problem.
Note that I would say the same if the MAGA movement was a violent leftist ideology, calling for the murder of all white people, or people who own a car, or whatnot.  We long ago reached the point where the socially responsible thing to do is to refuse to provide a platform to shitbags who call for and foment violence and stochastic terrorism.  

But you see ELF graffitied some cars in California 20 years ago…. So…
6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

But ma'am, this is a Texas.  

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Translation: Our lawyers looked at what kiwifarms was pumping out and freaked out.

On 8/30/2022 at 7:24 PM, Born to Run said:

I'm going to a drag brunch in Palm Springs this fall, I really hope I'm not groomed to become gay. I'm sure the talented performers are just over the moon lusting to convert a mid 40s reformed redneck from Texas with a hairy ass crack.

These clowns doth protest too much.

Also does that badaas with the bat even lift bro? I know several chick's that would fuck this pendejo up.

Hmm, some gays like a hairy ass crack.  But there are really good waxing products in case you get groomed by someone that doesn't.  So either way you are in the clear!

Hilarious with that KF letter talking about the last 48 hours, as if it hadn't been a platform for harassment, stalking, and violence since its inception. 

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

This country is absolutely broken.
 


That piece of shit needs to be banned from all law enforcement jobs. Asap 

 

 

On 8/30/2022 at 8:42 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

What better way to get pedophiles then targeting a children’s hospital….

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2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

This country is absolutely broken.
 

He’s “got some pro bono work for her.” What does he think that even means? I know the cop had no interest but I wish the cop would’ve asked that.

2 minutes ago, GenXer said:

He’s “got some pro bono work for her.” What does he think that even means? I know the cop had no interest but I wish the cop would’ve asked that.

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27 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

He's looking for Democrats and liberals to kill and he chose a goddamned Dairy Queen?

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6 minutes ago, Genco said:

He's looking for Democrats and liberals to kill and he chose a goddamned Dairy Queen?

Nevermind my order, I'm here to kill a buncha coloreds and libtards. 

"Sir, this is a Dairy Queen...everyone you see in the dining room and drive-thru line is wearing Oakleys with a goatee, beergut, and skipped leg day due to being pale-ass white with sunburn."  

Very well, I'll take a Blizzard and plea-bargain deal with the gentlemen in the FBI windbreaker at table 6.  

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10 minutes ago, Genco said:

He's looking for Democrats and liberals to kill and he chose a goddamned Dairy Queen?

Where’d you expect him to go? Hardee’s?

25 minutes ago, Genco said:

He's looking for Democrats and liberals to kill and he chose a goddamned Dairy Queen?

Probably needed some sustenance before heading over to Panera Bread.

28 minutes ago, Genco said:

He's looking for Democrats and liberals to kill and he chose a goddamned Dairy Queen?

 

it's always a good time for a blizzard 

I love the Police Chief's claim that his officer "prevented a possible mass casualty event".

Not to disparage the cop, but he got there as Freaky Styley was leaving the DQ.  He didn't prevent shit.

14 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Very well, I'll take a Blizzard and plea-bargain deal with the gentlemen in the FBI windbreaker at table 6.  

That dude had dip-head cone written all over him.

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14 hours ago, Genco said:

He's looking for Democrats and liberals to kill and he chose a goddamned Dairy Queen?

It makes sense to attack the Dairy Queen. If you’re going to restore Donald Trump as President King of America, you must neutralize other royals who could lay claim to the throne. 

dr. gyna desperately trying to fit in with the san marcus crew

Pos rep.  Was trying to figure out how to pronounce his first name, but just kept coming to..."What up?  Name's Gyna.  You have soft features.  I'm coming out of a decade of girlfriends...figured you'd be a good transition back to men..."

That dude had dip-head cone written all over him.

…in dipped cone.
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

We don't like rules!  WAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

20 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

it's always a good time for a blizzard 

I was a Mr. Misty Float guy. When I worked there at 16, I made this with Mountain Dew mixed in.

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20 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

it's always a good time for a blizzard 

The storm is coming

11 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Keep an eye out on magicsoccerspray as clapclapclap's replacement. 

5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I was a Mr. Misty Float guy. When I worked there at 16, I made this with Mountain Dew mixed in.

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Tell me you don’t jerk off leprechauns for a living without telling me you don’t jerk off leprechauns for a living.  NTTAWWT 

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Tell me you don’t jerk off leprechauns for a living without telling me you don’t jerk off leprechauns for a living.  NTTAWWT 

Congratulations on becoming even more tedious than you were before. 

Tedious?  I'll tell you what's tedious...jerking off leprechauns for a living.  Sickie.

https://www.texastribune.org/2022/09/15/texas-demographics-census-2021/?utm_source=Texas+Tribune+Newsletters&utm_campaign=52d4d98ebc-trib-newsletters-breaking-alert&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_d9a68d8efc-52d4d98ebc-101204549&mc_cid=52d4d98ebc&mc_eid=e270f9fe31

Not sure where to put this, maybe its own thread on DT since it is big news for our state.  But it'll trigger some people, maybe literally.  2021 sub-census data set came out for Texas.  It's not "official"...but it's "official."  Hispanics overtook Whites in the Lone Star State 40-39.  Obviously one can debate the definition of "Hispanic", and certainly plenty of people are both (mixed-race, like me).  But this is a big milestone, first time this happened since the 1800's.  

Lots of political nuance to it as well.  Disproportionate amount of children/young people are Hispanic, so won't be politically active for a long while.  Faster growth trajectory than Whites.  Not necessarily voter turnout in proportion, and increasingly voting GOP versus Democrat.  Texas is the least white it's been in a long, long time.  

Chic fil a employee getting rough and tough with one of the customers and aftermath. Right wing because everything associated with chic fil a is Republican. Those Christians can make a mean chicken sandwich tho.

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

https://www.texastribune.org/2022/09/15/texas-demographics-census-2021/?utm_source=Texas+Tribune+Newsletters&utm_campaign=52d4d98ebc-trib-newsletters-breaking-alert&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_d9a68d8efc-52d4d98ebc-101204549&mc_cid=52d4d98ebc&mc_eid=e270f9fe31

Not sure where to put this, maybe its own thread on DT since it is big news for our state.  But it'll trigger some people, maybe literally.  2021 sub-census data set came out for Texas.  It's not "official"...but it's "official."  Hispanics overtook Whites in the Lone Star State 40-39.  Obviously one can debate the definition of "Hispanic", and certainly plenty of people are both (mixed-race, like me).  But this is a big milestone, first time this happened since the 1800's.  

Lots of political nuance to it as well.  Disproportionate amount of children/young people are Hispanic, so won't be politically active for a long while.  Faster growth trajectory than Whites.  Not necessarily voter turnout in proportion, and increasingly voting GOP versus Democrat.  Texas is the least white it's been in a long, long time.  

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