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#55
6 hours ago, CowboyFred said:

was really tempted to go back to this avatar...

M3Wv5UT.jpg

 

but the English Messi will have to do for now.

Cool decision tree.

#59
4 minutes ago, ZanTheFan said:

Sup doods. Augie dies. Then Shaggy dies. Don't these things happen in 3s usually?

Watch your back.

#60
8 minutes ago, ZanTheFan said:

Sup doods. Augie dies. Then Shaggy dies. Don't these things happen in 3s usually?

I died in your mom last night.

#61
9 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

I grabbed the avatar, also downloaded the jpg.

i tried to register at the old site as Upgrayedd and it was taken.  This time, it’s taken by me.  New site, new handle.

 

Your avatar will always be Beef Supreme to me.

#64
9 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Watch your back.

 

5 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

I died in your mom last night.

like a warm blanket, these 2 posts. smooches

#71
30 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

I died in your mom last night.

No, no, no. You are doing it wrong. Should be:

millions of my sperm died last night making a map of Hawaii on your mom’s back. 

 

Edited by Patricio Swayze

#73

Someone registered as Idoit. Dammit. But, then, it’s an homage to a forgotten post on a board long since dead. Maybe it’s time to make a break from that regrettable decision once and for all...

#76
55 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

I died in your mom last night.

Oh I, I just died in your mom tonight
It must´ve been something you said
I just died in your mom tonight
Oh I, I just died in your mom tonight
It must´ve been some kind of kiss
I should´ve walked away

#78
23 hours ago, bernorange said:

Your mom has a complete list of users.  She keeps it updated frequently.

Good to see that mom jokes made the migration. +fakerep

#80
23 minutes ago, bongos55 said:

Burtorangebongos here. I had a hard time vibrating through walls to get here. I tied up Burtorangebongos somehow in the process. Maybe a bob can help me out.

Go on...

#83
40 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Oh I, I just died in your mom tonight
It must´ve been something you said
I just died in your mom tonight
Oh I, I just died in your mom tonight
It must´ve been some kind of kiss
I should´ve walked away

First thing I thought of.  I saw the Outfield in 1986 - in . . . South Austin.  

#84
Just now, Jerry Callo said:

First thing I thought of.  I saw the Outfield in 1986 - in . . . South Austin.  

Cool story. Except that’s not a song from the Outfield.

#87
1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Cool story. Except that’s not a song from the Outfield.

I mean, Cutting Crew, Outfield, same thing right?

#88
Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

Kept mine from HF, to the shag and on to here.   

Need to bring your avatar as well.

#91
Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

All 80's bands were the same, so yeah.

I feel the Outfield is taking offense to this.

#92
3 minutes ago, G650 said:

I feel the Outfield is taking offense to this.

You mean The Cutting Crew, right? Or was it Flock of Seagulls?

#94
1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

You mean The Cutting Crew, right? Or was it Flock of Seagulls?

No, they just ran. Ran so far away.

#95
1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

You mean The Cutting Crew, right? Or was it Flock of Seagulls?

No, I think it was Dexy's Midnight Runners.

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