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/me

Same asshole, different avatar. Figured a change was due after almost a decade. 

Edited by thunderlounge

started from the bottom now im hea

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Same avatar, different name. 

He's all business all the time.

6 hours ago, CowboyFred said:

was really tempted to go back to this avatar...

M3Wv5UT.jpg

 

but the English Messi will have to do for now.

Cool decision tree.

9 minutes ago, South Austin said:

He's all business all the time.

I vibrated through several walls to get here. 

11 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

Yo.

Yasssss

Sup doods. Augie dies. Then Shaggy dies. Don't these things happen in 3s usually?

4 minutes ago, ZanTheFan said:

Sup doods. Augie dies. Then Shaggy dies. Don't these things happen in 3s usually?

Watch your back.

8 minutes ago, ZanTheFan said:

Sup doods. Augie dies. Then Shaggy dies. Don't these things happen in 3s usually?

I died in your mom last night.

9 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

I grabbed the avatar, also downloaded the jpg.

i tried to register at the old site as Upgrayedd and it was taken.  This time, it’s taken by me.  New site, new handle.

 

Your avatar will always be Beef Supreme to me.

9 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Watch your back.

 

5 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

I died in your mom last night.

like a warm blanket, these 2 posts. smooches

12 minutes ago, 936horn said:

even kept the same name (which I hate)

I did too.

Why change now.

removed the spaces from my handle (fka Zan the Fan) and feel like a whole new idoit

Same name, new Surlyhorns-friendly avatar. Still want to be your latex salesman.

30 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

I died in your mom last night.

No, no, no. You are doing it wrong. Should be:

millions of my sperm died last night making a map of Hawaii on your mom’s back. 

 

Edited by Patricio Swayze

Someone registered as Idoit. Dammit. But, then, it’s an homage to a forgotten post on a board long since dead. Maybe it’s time to make a break from that regrettable decision once and for all...

Burtorangebongos here. I had a hard time vibrating through walls to get here. I tied up Burtorangebongos somehow in the process. Maybe a bob can help me out.

55 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

I died in your mom last night.

Oh I, I just died in your mom tonight
It must´ve been something you said
I just died in your mom tonight
Oh I, I just died in your mom tonight
It must´ve been some kind of kiss
I should´ve walked away

23 hours ago, bernorange said:

Your mom has a complete list of users.  She keeps it updated frequently.

Good to see that mom jokes made the migration. +fakerep

23 minutes ago, bongos55 said:

Burtorangebongos here. I had a hard time vibrating through walls to get here. I tied up Burtorangebongos somehow in the process. Maybe a bob can help me out.

Go on...

40 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Oh I, I just died in your mom tonight
It must´ve been something you said
I just died in your mom tonight
Oh I, I just died in your mom tonight
It must´ve been some kind of kiss
I should´ve walked away

First thing I thought of.  I saw the Outfield in 1986 - in . . . South Austin.  

Just now, Jerry Callo said:

First thing I thought of.  I saw the Outfield in 1986 - in . . . South Austin.  

Cool story. Except that’s not a song from the Outfield.

It's not these guys either (they get 'em mixed up a lot)
images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRWW7c0-BH5eQefuiGoHYE

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Cool story. Except that’s not a song from the Outfield.

I mean, Cutting Crew, Outfield, same thing right?

Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

Kept mine from HF, to the shag and on to here.   

Need to bring your avatar as well.

1 minute ago, G650 said:

I mean, Cutting Crew, Outfield, same thing right?

All 80's bands were the same, so yeah.

Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

All 80's bands were the same, so yeah.

I feel the Outfield is taking offense to this.

3 minutes ago, G650 said:

I feel the Outfield is taking offense to this.

You mean The Cutting Crew, right? Or was it Flock of Seagulls?

Learnin' about Surly. Havin' some food.

1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

You mean The Cutting Crew, right? Or was it Flock of Seagulls?

No, they just ran. Ran so far away.

1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

You mean The Cutting Crew, right? Or was it Flock of Seagulls?

No, I think it was Dexy's Midnight Runners.

2 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Come on.

I lean towards seeing what you did there.

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