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45 minutes ago, retread said:

Anybody seen Chooky or Gatorubet yet?

You can search members in the search box. They both show as registered.

1 minute ago, SquishMitten said:

You can search members in the search box. They both show as registered.

Chooky signed up on Monday, but no posts. I wonder if it's a confirmation email problem. 

Chooky told me he was probably going to be taking a break for a while.  He has some pretty major health stuff going on.  I think he's either having surgery today or tomorrow.  Him and Skoog were messing around the other day and Skoog accidentally got a pair of binoculars stuck in Chooky's rectum

12 minutes ago, Digdogger said:

Chooky told me he was probably going to be taking a break for a while.  He has some pretty major health stuff going on.  I think he's either having surgery today or tomorrow.  Him and Skoog were messing around the other day and Skoog accidentally got a pair of binoculars stuck in Chooky's rectum

You can get a good look at a cow by sticking your head up its ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it?

Ha, here's the correct quote:
I can get a hell of a good look at a T-Bone steak by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it.

Edited by Jimbaround

On 3/26/2018 at 7:22 PM, Rocko said:

I’m here for the internets. Serious business. 

Some nice PosRep you have started out with. -55? 

4 minutes ago, Jimbaround said:

You can get a good look at a cow by sticking your head up its ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it?

No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.

2 hours ago, Digdogger said:

Chooky told me he was probably going to be taking a break for a while.  He has some pretty major health stuff going on.  I think he's either having surgery today or tomorrow.  Him and Skoog were messing around the other day and Skoog accidentally got a pair of binoculars stuck in Chooky's rectum

Looking for his car keys?

6 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

Looking for his car keys?

No, the cross-tie he had strapped to his ass to keep from falling in.

Looks like it didn't work.

9 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

No, the cross-tie he had strapped to his ass to keep from falling in.

Looks like it didn't work.

Mitch's wife is probably using it as a mantel over the fireplace.

New shaggy has 683 online users right now, old shaggy 329.  And of those only 58 are registered users.  Hope Kevin enjoys his new pile of shit.

2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Hope Kevin enjoys his new pile of shit.

Well, he is the purveyor of Eskimo hut, so he has a history of serving up shit.

49 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Speaking of gay ass play, did SubliminalHorn make it here?

Don't you mean "assplay"?  I think gay ass play is just another way of saying "musical".

58 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Speaking of gay ass play, did SubliminalHorn make it here?

My favorite gay was js and I haven’t seen him either /no homo

1 hour ago, RubyManJack said:

I'm just consolidating ;)

I would have gone with something that didn’t sound like you jack men off.  Maybe JackRubyMan

Edited by Digdogger

The rumors about me, Hunter Skoog, a pair of binoculars and my ass are untrue, imo.

On 3/26/2018 at 6:04 PM, PantsTent said:

It really is amazing how 1000's of assholes moved to a new site in a day and a half.

like the cut of your jib

10 hours ago, markstanco said:

Some nice PosRep you have started out with. -55? 

I'm head of the class
I'm popular
I'm a quarterback
I'm popular
My mom says I'm a catch
I'm popular
I'm never last picked
I got a cheerleading chick
On 3/26/2018 at 3:06 AM, Lhorn said:

I feel like I'm getting in the ground floor with this new site.  Grabbed me a better username too.  Same ol dumbass though.

That is definitely a dumbass username.  

Only the Pokes care that I'm here, but I'm also a useful soldier in the never ending war against the Sooners and don't care for Aggy either but they tend to self implode anyways   

Gotta make sure Jonkr, Gundy's Rant, Mustache, Mullet, OP, etc survived. 

Kajagoogoo
and  decided my handle was cooler in espanish 
Too bad that 'pato' is Puerto Rican slang for fag
Anyone seen that sumbitch Derel? 
Fuck no... Hate theDerel
14 minutes ago, SKJ said:
On 3/26/2018 at 7:04 PM, Pato del Muerto said:
Kajagoogoo
and  decided my handle was cooler in espanish 

Too bad that 'pato' is Puerto Rican slang for fag

Good thing I’m not Puerto Rican then

Yeah, I spent many years around them so I can't help but read it like that in my head when I see it.

It is kinda funny

This is Derka. I had to change my handle because TheFlagship ran over here, registered the name Derka, and then actually pretended to be me on the boards, which is just about as sad as it gets. Creepers gonna creep though.

11 hours ago, South Austin said:

Chooky and ChiTownDoc seem indistinguishable to me.

Chooky was a lot fucking funnier.

PM Goo Punch doesn't have quite the same ring to it.


What the fuck is Goo Punch? I like Derka drank...sugar, water, Derka

You could have added another K or something.  Goo Punch sounds like someone hit you in the stomach.

14 hours ago, Chooky said:

The rumors about me, Hunter Skoog, a pair of binoculars and my ass are untrue, imo.

'Stuck' might not have been the best word choice

Jonkr is here but new osu related handle. Find him on car thread. 
Checking in. Not that anybody gives a shit.
13 hours ago, Homercles said:

That is definitely a dumbass username.  

Only the Pokes care that I'm here, but I'm also a useful soldier in the never ending war against the Sooners and don't care for Aggy either but they tend to self implode anyways   

Gotta make sure Jonkr, Gundy's Rant, Mustache, Mullet, OP, etc survived. 

I think GundysRant changed his handle to GundysMullet. 

23 minutes ago, lateshow said:

I think GundysRant changed his handle to GundysMullet. 

Yeah I meant to put a slash in there between mullet and rant, went back to edit, couldn’t, posted in the Help thread asking how to edit, realized I could edit and just missed the timeline on the earlier post here, then edited my HALP CAN HAS EDIT post of dominant failure, and hang my head in putrid shame here before you.

 Namaste

Edited by Homercles
Sorry Gundy

53 minutes ago, Okie State said:
9 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:
Jonkr is here but new osu related handle. Find him on car thread. 

Checking in. Not that anybody gives a shit.

I’m glad. Only a few Pokes can be comfortable here away from the over-moderated OP safe space.  Of course I occasionally post there, OrangeInAustin

10 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Yeah I meant to put a slash in there between mullet and rant, went back to edit, couldn’t, posted in the Help thread asking how to edit, realized I could edit and just missed the timeline on the earlier post here, then edited my HALP CAN HAS EDIT post of dominant failure, and hang my head in putrid shame here before you.

 Namaste

Hey, it's okay man. We all make mistakes. Don't beat yourself up over it. 

2 minutes ago, lateshow said:

Hey, it's okay man. We all make mistakes. Don't beat yourself up over it. 

Kindler, gentler Shag?

8 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

This is Derka. I had to change my handle because TheFlagship ran over here, registered the name Derka, and then actually pretended to be me on the boards, which is just about as sad as it gets. Creepers gonna creep though.

Get a mod to change your name to derka. Goo punch es no bueno. 

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