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7 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Kindler, gentler Shag?

We're surly, but only ironically. 

4 minutes ago, lateshow said:

We're surly, but only ironically. 

Well I’m just trying to get to 50 posts anyways 

3 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Well I’m just trying to get to 50 posts anyways 

Word.

 

This is 50 bitches! 

3 minutes ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Is Derka not Derka?

He's Goo Punch now. So PM Goo Punch.

I’m glad. Only a few Pokes can be comfortable here away from the over-moderated OP safe space.  Of course I occasionally post there, OrangeInAustin
I've all but abandoned that place.
This feels like Bizarro Shag.


Has it ever not? Hmmm... maybe this is the darkest timeline.

Goo punch dogs doesn’t have the same ring to them.

 

Edited by FizzleFish

1 hour ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Got to be one of the smoothest board migrations ever.  

Much smoother than wandering in the desert for 40 years.  They had to be really bored.

2450 members so far....

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Edited by retread

just made the migration.  Derka with new name gives me the sadz

4 hours ago, Homercles said:

Yeah I meant to put a slash in there between mullet and rant, went back to edit, couldn’t, posted in the Help thread asking how to edit, realized I could edit and just missed the timeline on the earlier post here, then edited my HALP CAN HAS EDIT post of dominant failure, and hang my head in putrid shame here before you.

 Namaste

It's no big deal. I knew what you meant when you posted it. 

Yes, I did tweak my user name. I'll be the same shitty poster who tries to hide behind cute girl gifs as an avatar. 

Edited by Mikegundy'sMullet

4 hours ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Is Derka not Derka?

 

4 hours ago, lateshow said:

He's Goo Punch now. So PM Goo Punch.

Who are Derka, Derka Derka and Derka Derka Derka, then?

I can't figure out who to PM.

3 hours ago, Okie State said:
4 hours ago, Homercles said:
I’m glad. Only a few Pokes can be comfortable here away from the over-moderated OP safe space.  Of course I occasionally post there, OrangeInAustin

I've all but abandoned that place.

Orange Power is a fucking beating. The rules and the culture don't reflect OSU at all. I'm a Poke, and that pissed me off. 

 Warnings for profanity? Fuck that. I quit that board when they kept over-moderating my language by sending me warnings through PMs, and I had less than a hundred posts. 

 

 

20 minutes ago, bularry said:

just made the migration.  Derka with new name gives me the sadz

Derka's new user name causes me to distrust his supreme knowledge of basketball.

 

Orange Power is a fucking beating. The rules and the culture don't reflect OSU at all. I'm a Poke, and that pissed me off. 
 Warnings for profanity? Fuck that. I quit that board when they kept over-moderating my language by sending me warnings through PMs, and I had less than a hundred posts. 
 
 
Yeah, I check in occasionally for OSU specific news or something, but that's about it. I don't expect it to be like this board, but it does seem ultra-conservative at times.

Well, I made it..."so what?", you say? Well, you're not wrong. If the new owner needs someone to heartily support early get-togethers, (mostly) lurk for 10+ years, and then be extremely disappointed when the site comes crashing down, well, I'm your Huckleberry, Derka, Goo. Hmmm, all taken...

I would sign my post "....smooth", but if there is one thing I learned in the early days of the Shag, is a lot people sure hate that s**t.....

You aren't the real Derka. Post is way too brief.

 
 
Newsflash. Goo punch is not Derka/me.


Somebody better sort this out. I need to know who to ignore.

"Derka" is TheFlagship. Goo Punch is Derka. Just go read the Fire Shaka Smart thread if you have any doubt who the real Derka is.

Edited by Machinator

Can't we just make derka a symbol or something?

Like Prince?

2 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

What is Rocko’s handle over here?

Derka.

Shit's gone mad.

But seriously, the mods should allow you to have your old name back.

 

On 3/30/2018 at 7:38 AM, G650 said:

You aren't the real Derka. Post is way too brief.

And doesn't mention Jack Wilshire.

4 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

And doesn't mention Jack Wilshire.

 

Or the flavor of Rick Barnes’ cock.

4 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

And doesn't mention Jack Wilshire.

The greatest singer songwriter of our generation. Or maybe center mid. Either way.

On 4/5/2018 at 1:05 PM, Cheeseweasel said:

Derka.

Shit's gone mad.

But seriously, the mods should allow you to have your old name back.

 

But only give you one beer

PM Goo Punch just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Also, Goo Punch sounds like slang for ejaculation.

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