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On 8/11/2022 at 7:43 PM, Shaddie said:

What’s next, diet beer? My heart is sad. Also probably enlarged.

Not to derail this delightful cheetos based page, and I realize it's almost 6 months old, but are you under the impression diet beer hasnt been around for like 50 years? Coors Light was first released in the 40's Some dude in the 60's released something literally called Diet Beer. It wasn't successful, and the recipe was later sold and resold until it became...Miller Lite. You've probably been hard pounding diet beers your entire life. 

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And as lube, assuming she’s not religiously opposed (to pork not sex )

They should add it to the label. Keto friendly great tasting sex lube!

  • 2 months later...

Picked up a bag of these at Central Market and ate the whole goddamn bag in one day. They’re made with the dark russets, are extremely crispy, and are the tastiest chip I’ve had in a long time.

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  • 11 months later...

& Bakers Square Chocolate Satin Pie.

Bonus: you can get it at the grocery and avoid the olds at the restaurant.

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I've got to wonder what the average BMI is of a Surly poster. I've got to think it's like 40-45%.

 

On 1/16/2023 at 3:46 PM, 956 Worldwide said:

Plain Fritos, scoop into peanut butter. 

 

On 1/16/2023 at 4:08 PM, DalTxHornFan said:

FIFY.

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FIFY(a'll)

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On 4/2/2024 at 9:07 AM, SydneyCarton said:

I've got to wonder what the average BMI is of a Surly poster. I've got to think it's like 40-45%.

 

Keep going..: after an afternoon of drinking in the pool followed up by pizza and beer at Tony C’s, sweet tooth is calling

 

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Wife has me hooked on this shit, 0 trans fat so its healthy... 

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On 8/18/2024 at 6:04 AM, Underdog said:

Wife has me hooked on this shit, 0 trans fat so its healthy... 

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Love those. Used to have them all the time as a kid. I haven’t had a box in years. 

Pillsbury raw cookie dough. Fine like that or pop in the microwave for a little bit. Hack from Christina Tosi.

  • 5 months later...

These don’t have the pull tab, so it may have taken me longer to get in the package than to house its contents.

 

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2 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

These don’t have the pull tab, so it may have taken me longer to get in the package than to house its contents.

 

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someone brought these to our superbowl party and they were fucking amazing.

I saw them on an end cap at my Heb. I think I’m glad I didn’t get them? I don’t need more sugary sweet temptation.

On 2/14/2025 at 8:54 PM, elfenix said:

someone brought these to our superbowl party and they were fucking amazing.

I hear they start off kind of black with a little edge but then get a nice creamier,  folksy witness later on. 

20 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I hear they start off kind of black with a little edge but then get a nice creamier,  folksy witness later on. 

 

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First time seeing this thread... Clocking on it, I thought it was going to be about tacos.

I see Doritos and Chicken in a Biskit.

It's over. /VnceCarter

Damn, almost bought those at the store yesterday.  Stopped myself

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On 5/16/2025 at 2:03 AM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

These bitches are real good.

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$8 at Sam’s. 

those are addictive

The Kroger store brand is probably also cheaper than the Ruffles

5 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Speaking of cheaper, these are a current better deal than Oreos.

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Are they as good?  I have never found any of the imitation brands to be as good as the original Oreos. 

^^^^^^^^

those, but the double stuffed.  Mmmmmmm.  That chocolate filling is waaaay better than the Oreo stuff.

 

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15 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Yeah, Keebler makes good stuff. Actually prefer these though, kinda the reverse Oreo. 

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On 5/25/2025 at 7:17 AM, Kennythetiger said:

Are they as good?  I have never found any of the imitation brands to be as good as the original Oreos. 

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I’m waiting for the Selena Gomez horchata Oreos

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Almost bought those grocery shopping this morning but my fat ass resisted. Now those Reese's dipped animal crackers OTOH... 

Yeah, Keebler makes good stuff. Actually prefer these though, kinda the reverse Oreo. 
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Man…forgot about those. Bet I haven’t eaten one since a year with a 7- in it.
On 5/25/2025 at 12:38 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

kinda the reverse Oreo. 

Like Derka

16 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Have resisted these so far. 

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They're entirely too good.  Do it

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those, but the double stuffed.  Mmmmmmm.  That chocolate filling is waaaay better than the Oreo stuff.
 

Goddammit. Yall mad eme pick up a pack of these at HEB yesterday (side note: had to shop in the dark, as the power was out to everything except the registers).
They taste EXACTLY like “mom gave us a couple when we came in from riding our bikes.”
On 5/16/2025 at 2:03 AM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

These bitches are real good.

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$8 at Sam’s. 

These are fantastic. Thank you. 

Hobby Lobby had a small bag of the Reese’s Animal Crackers, to borrow from Lindsey Buckingham, I’m in trouble. 

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