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Boom. Another good continuation. 

3 hours ago, Topper13 said:

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You found this by googling some variant of "deadly sex with rubber" didn't you? 

17 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

You found this by googling some variant of "deadly sex with rubber" didn't you? 

It kills me (probably him, too) to watch, as we can see it coming. Poor bastard gets knocked the fuck out.

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4 hours ago, Topper13 said:

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Forst if all I don’t recall this thread on shaggy and it has me rolling.  

 

Second. Is this dude dead?  

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You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel. 

6 hours ago, Topper13 said:

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This was the inspiration for the original thread.

I had no idea this was a thread we needed but now I can’t live without it.

The carb cleaner spray on the rim trick works in the rice fields on side by side tires. I have the t shirt. 

I need to crop my dashcam video of a lady jumping a median and sending a wheel rolling into oncoming traffic.

1 hour ago, bongos55 said:

 

Being in Japanese made this all the more funny.

8 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Glad to see someone doing the good work and bringing this thread over here.

Yep. I never tire of these videos.

On 3/27/2018 at 3:51 AM, Topper13 said:

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I've seen this like 100 times now and I just now noticed that it says "Sex" in the overlay on the top left.  I'm guessing that's something from another language?

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

Those split rims are widow-makers.

We used to inflate them in a cage at the family tire store.  One time the ring slipped and the force blew my dad all the way across the shop.  He was concussed and the doctor had to pick sand out of his eyeballs

missed opportunity to name this thread "Jesus take the wheel"

14 hours ago, Loco said:

missed opportunity to name this thread "Jesus take the wheel"

Nope.

 

On 3/27/2018 at 7:24 AM, Lat22 said:

You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel. 

Yep.  Fuckin' brilliant. Even if it is a ripoff.  Still giggling at this.

 

I've got a slow leak, so this also hits close to home. 

I did not expect to enjoy this thread as much as I have

All that shit hurts but I'm still giggling while watching people get their shit fucked up.

I almost feel bad about it.  Almost.

i had no idea there were so many random tires doing random tire things

Finally got around to reading how the links work. 

18 hours ago, Art Vandelay said:

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Will keep this in mind next time I pull over to take a leak.

what’s the story on those tires exploding?  is that only with a certain type of wheel/tire?  terrifying. 

Some types are worse than others, but any tire that doesn't have the bead set right can do it.

Split-rim truck tires are especially bad:

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If that "ring" isn't locked in, you're dead.  Quite literally.

why don’t the grease monkeys at discount tire randomly die?  or is it more of a third-world problem.  

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