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1 minute ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Well there is (was?) one guy that didn't think it was awesome 

He shoulda stayed away from the tire's woman.

1 hour ago, Mittens said:

Certainly could be a repost as the date stamp says 2017, but a good head seeking tire vid is still a good head seeking tire vid.  Not seeing the sex though.

 

That is some impressive accuracy

  • 2 weeks later...

Indy 500 edition

 relatively benign result all things considered

Tire flies off race car, hits parked car during Indy 500 | Fox 59

 
She didn't take that tire seriously enough and that tire sought vengeance for her flippant attitude with the quickness.

If any of these auto companies try to juice their stock price by coming out with AI enabled tires, we may be in the home stretch as a species. 

  • 3 weeks later...

Good compilation. 

 

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35 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

 

Funny, but a couple of years old. Maybe even Shaggy old.

2 minutes ago, RPM said:

Funny, but a couple of years old. Maybe even Shaggy old.

Well not hornsfans so

 

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Give him a hand. He tired to stop the fire

  • 4 weeks later...

 

13 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

every few months i entertain the idea of taking up motorcycling but then i realize i also enjoy being alive

My bones tend to break more easily nowadays.

I was driving back to Houston from Dallas after the Big 12 Championship game last night when a tire flew off of a car about 50 feet ahead of me in the right lane on I45.  I came within about 6 inches of hitting it going 90 mph.  If I had hit it, I'm sure someone would have posted the video here.

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I was driving back to Houston from Dallas after the Big 12 Championship game last night when a tire flew off of a car about 50 feet ahead of me in the right lane on I45.  I came within about 6 inches of hitting it going 90 mph.  If I had hit it, I'm sure someone would have posted the video here.

Glad you made it. There are plenty of young surls who need to be told not to marry a stripper. 

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I was driving back to Houston from Dallas after the Big 12 Championship game last night when a tire flew off of a car about 50 feet ahead of me in the right lane on I45.  I came within about 6 inches of hitting it going 90 mph.  If I had hit it, I'm sure someone would have posted the video here.

how long was the driver feeling a vibration before the tire came off?    Fucking morons.

Glad you made it. There are plenty of young surls who need to be told not to marry a stripper. 

All the potential good strippers just do OF now so not sure it matters much anymore. Kind of sad actually.
I was driving back to Houston from Dallas after the Big 12 Championship game last night when a tire flew off of a car about 50 feet ahead of me in the right lane on I45.  I came within about 6 inches of hitting it going 90 mph.  If I had hit it, I'm sure someone would have posted the video here.

Sorry you had to drive on I45. You should avoid that interstate at all costs.
20 hours ago, tbone_ said:


All the potential good strippers just do OF now so not sure it matters much anymore. Kind of sad actually.

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I have a new respect for wheels and tires. They’re fucking heavy. 
 

I got pinched a while back and finally got assigned some community service. 
 

They sent me to the Wilco fleet mechanics shop last week for my hours.
 

I had to sort out and move and generally fuck with a hundred huge fleet truck tires all day. I constantly considered letting one get away from me and see how much shit it would fuck up. Pics of some of my fun day.

 

Also, these were the most inept mechanics I have have ever seen. It took three of them an hour to change and balance a tire. 
 

 

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3 hours ago, Elvis said:

I have a new respect for wheels and tires. They’re fucking heavy. 
 

I got pinched a while back and finally got assigned some community service. 
 

They sent me to the Wilco fleet mechanics shop last week for my hours.
 

I had to sort out and move and generally fuck with a hundred huge fleet truck tires all day. I constantly considered letting one get away from me and see how much shit it would fuck up. Pics of some of my fun day.

 

Also, these were the most inept mechanics I have have ever seen. It took three of them an hour to change and balance a tire. 
 

 

Maybe you should've shown them how it's done.  Get a few hours of your sentence commuted.

In Wilco you should be glad you didn’t get the death penalty.

I have a new respect for wheels and tires. They’re fucking heavy. 
 
I got pinched a while back and finally got assigned some community service. 
 
They sent me to the Wilco fleet mechanics shop last week for my hours.
 
I had to sort out and move and generally fuck with a hundred huge fleet truck tires all day. I constantly considered letting one get away from me and see how much shit it would fuck up. Pics of some of my fun day.
 
Also, these were the most inept mechanics I have have ever seen. It took three of them an hour to change and balance a tire. 
 
 
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Dammit I hate the community service scam. Pretty sure I’d sit a few days in the calaboose rather than do some urban prison farm slave labor bullshit. But then again I’m retired, couple of days in county jail might be a nice little break.

All you have to do is sustain a minor injury. They will either commute your remaining sentence or give you coffee pot watch for the remainder. Don't ask how I know this works.

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On 12/5/2023 at 3:20 PM, Elvis said:

I have a new respect for wheels and tires. They’re fucking heavy. 
 

I got pinched a while back and finally got assigned some community service. 
 

They sent me to the Wilco fleet mechanics shop last week for my hours.
 

I had to sort out and move and generally fuck with a hundred huge fleet truck tires all day. I constantly considered letting one get away from me and see how much shit it would fuck up. Pics of some of my fun day.

 

Also, these were the most inept mechanics I have have ever seen. It took three of them an hour to change and balance a tire. 
 

 

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Does Priscilla need some company while you are paying for your terrible decisions?

Each of those wheels has a tire attached.  Hense, it is a TIRE doing random things.  Sad that I need to explain this to you.

20 hours ago, Parliament said:

Each of those wheels has a tire attached.  Hense, it is a TIRE doing random things.  Sad that I need to explain this to you.

lol really?

  • 3 weeks later...

csb/ the only time I've ever run out of gas in my car was right in front of a gas station. I literally rolled to a stop at the pump. 

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