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I'm hoping to see lots of passes to RBs in space coming out of the backfield. We haven't used those nearly enough this season.

I've had my arm dangled at the shoulder and at the elbow...  shoulder dangle is worse than elbow dangle. both suck.

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Was he injured whilst carrying a girl down some steps at a sorority party?  'Cause I hear that's a thing...


Username checks out give or take a year or two.

Hager is no pussy.  Sometimes I wonder where his head is at but I don't doubt his toughness.  

I really hope we don’t put LJ at X and play Heard in the slot if Collin is out. That would be a mistake. 

1 hour ago, stork642 said:

Hager is no pussy.  Sometimes I wonder where his head is at but I don't doubt his toughness.  

past the QB

On 11/8/2018 at 2:17 PM, Sgt Hulk said:

So basically a 1 lunged freshman qb is going to bet us?   or nah

1 knee, 1 lung. Same difference 

3 hours ago, Snacks said:

I've had my arm dangled at the shoulder and at the elbow...  shoulder dangle is worse than elbow dangle. both suck.

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One of the guys in my office went to a luncheon for Tech boosters today.  Bowman isn't playing tomorrow.  McClane Carter will back up Duffy, but Carter's at like 95% right now, too.  Dakota Allen is going to try to go, but is not 100%.  Also the guy from the football program that was speaking said we are all around worse than OU, so they think they have a good shot to win.  I reminded my coworker we beat OU.

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Maybe they should cast his arm to immobilize the elbow. Ya know, one of those big ass old school casts that he could use like a club. 

1 hour ago, UTEX_ME said:

1 knee, 1 lung. Same difference 

 

23 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Maybe they should cast his arm to immobilize the elbow. Ya know, one of those big ass old school casts that he could use like a club. 

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32 minutes ago, Wally Banger said:

One of the guys in my office went to a luncheon for Tech boosters today.  Bowman isn't playing tomorrow.  McClane Carter will back up Duffy, but Carter's at like 95% right now, too.  Dakota Allen is going to try to go, but is not 100%.  Also the guy from the football program that was speaking said we are all around worse than OU, so they think they have a good shot to win.  I reminded my coworker we beat OU.

So at a booster rally, being a homer isn’t  a little bit acceptable?

i have Texas by 21 at a minimum  

 

We are all around worse than ou right now.

4 hours ago, Snacks said:

I've had my arm dangled at the shoulder and at the elbow...  shoulder dangle is worse than elbow dangle. both suck.

It's the angle of the dangle.

1 minute ago, slorch said:

So at a booster rally, being a homer isn’t  a little bit acceptable?

i have Texas by 21 at a minimum  

 

I didn't make any comment about y'alls expectations to win.  I was making a comment towards someone saying we are all around worse than a team we beat.

I've watched UT and Tech enough this season to know this game is a toss up.

3 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

We are all around worse than ou right now.

I get what you're saying, but the statement "UT's football team is all around worse than OU's" would probably be true this entire season, except for that one Saturday in October.  So, it's a pretty shit statement, in my opinion.

If we were healthy, it MIGHT be a toss up. Bowman is THE playmaker on offense.  Dakota Allen is on defense. 

 

It’s gonna be a long day, I’m afraid, sir.  For the matadors. 

At this time forecast mid to low 40's, 12-15 mph wind.

Need to score first.   If we win the toss and defer...

https://weather.com/weather/hourbyhour/l/USTX0808:1:US

 

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12 minutes ago, slorch said:

If we were healthy, it MIGHT be a toss up. Bowman is THE playmaker on offense.  Dakota Allen is on defense. 

 

It’s gonna be a long day, I’m afraid, sir.  For the matadors. 

Get that shit out of here. We see you.

55 minutes ago, Wally Banger said:

 I reminded my coworker we beat OU.

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12 minutes ago, slorch said:

If we were healthy, it MIGHT be a toss up. Bowman is THE playmaker on offense.  Dakota Allen is on defense. 

 

It’s gonna be a long day, I’m afraid, sir.  For the matadors. 

****Reverse Jinx Alert****

Tech is going to crush us. Dooooooooooomed.

 

6 minutes ago, Droopy said:

****Reverse Jinx Alert****

Tech is going to crush us. Dooooooooooomed.

Gonna be a long day for the Longhorns in Lubbock. Tech gonna crush us. Our whole team is hurt, or retarded.

36 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 

Gonna be a long day for the Longhorns in Lubbock. Tech gonna crush us. Our whole team is hurt, or retarded.

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24 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Current Vegas line is Texas by 1 1/2 points

Maybe we'll beat them by... oh, wait, wut?

You know, it all comes down to STDs and how much sand is in the Vag.

 

28 minutes ago, Domedriver said:

You know, it all comes down to STDs and how much sand is in the Vag.

 

I dont like Tech fans. They're coarse and irritating and they get everywhere.

I'm hoping to see lots of passes to RBs in space coming out of the backfield. We haven't used those nearly enough this season.
Paging Dak Prescott.

As much as we all agonize the night game in Lubbock, I was surprised to learn on the Longhorn Bltiz podcast that Texas hasn't lost @ Tech since the Crabtree catch, and that includes 2 night games. 

As bad as the last 9 years have gone I'd have guessed there'd be a skull fucking or 2. 

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

I dont like Tech fans. They're coarse and irritating and they get everywhere.

Going into the Lub Crack is all about sand and chaffing.  That and the smell.

Motherfucking coats everywhere in H-town.

It finally dropped below 60...

I’m about 45 minutes out... and it already stinks.


I predict an opening kickoff TD for Texas.
First time that will have happened since ‘66...also in Lubbock.

7 hours ago, slorch said:

It’s gonna be a long day, I’m afraid, sir.  For the matadors. 

That's what we nicknamed our defense.

 

 

Good morning, you burnt orange bastards.  We're gonna win.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Good morning, you burnt orange bastards.  We're gonna win.

Yes, you most likely are, regardless of the regards on here acting like it's iffy.

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Good morning from chilly Lubbock. I don’t know why I’m so confident, but we are going to mudhole these guys. They will not see it coming.

Still weird as fuck that there are high rises in( what was) the Tech ghetto...

8 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

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Good morning from chilly Lubbock. I don’t know why I’m so confident, but we are going to mudhole these guys. They will not see it coming.

Damn that picture depresses me just looking at it. 
"The smell from the back seat was terrible.  Ooooh. Ooooh, I know that smell."

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5 minutes ago, slorch said:

Still weird as fuck that there are high rises in( what was) the Tech ghetto...

If you think those are "high rises" you must be from a really small city.  

25 minutes ago, SDG said:

If you think those are "high rises" you must be from a really small city.  

It's over 4 stories high in a vast plain that goes for miles. The Overton is taller than the buildings in the foreground and that is what i am talking about.

 

and I live in Houston metro...   very small.

 

What else ya got?

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28 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Damn that picture depresses me just looking at it. 
"The smell from the back seat was terrible.  Ooooh. Ooooh, I know that smell."

 

The sky ain't full of dirt.  It's actually pretty today.

 

That smell is money...jobs...and eventually steak on your plate.  It's worth it.

4 minutes ago, slorch said:

It's over 4 stories high in a vast plain that goes for miles. The Overton is taller than the buildings in the foreground and that is what i am talking about.

 

and I live in Houston metro...   very small.

 

What else ya got?

Okay, so you're from a big city and are just retarded.  

4 minutes ago, slorch said:

What else ya got?

Kingsbury has sex with men.

Just now, SDG said:

Okay, so you're from a big city and are just retarded.  

No.  you're just being a shithead.

Fuck off.

Where the buildings in the photo are used to be $250/ month renters and flats that might as well be the Ritz Carlton now, that's all.

Just now, TexArcher said:

Kingsbury has sex with men.

They make beautiful quarterbacks...

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