November 5, 20187 yr Quote PENSACOLA, Fla. (WPMI and Circa) — Christopher Doyle Norman was arrested Tuesday night for numerous offenses including home invasion, battery, burglary, larceny and criminal mischief. According to Escambia County authorities, the 32-year-old man was found drunk and shirtless. He was arrested after barging into a number of Pensacola homes looking for a fight. He allegedly ended up running into a fence and knocking himself out, according to an Escambia County Sheriff's Office arrest report. According to the arrest report, Norman allegedly began his rampage by kicking open a gate in the 2000 block of Langley Avenue, approaching a woman who was sitting outside her mobile home and punching her in the side of the head, before damaging a ladder and the exterior door of the residence. He then moved on to the home next door, where he allegedly fell through the open front door. One of the residents grabbed a hammer and ordered Norman to leave, and he allegedly left the trailer park yelling he would "come back and burn the trailer down," the report said. Norman allegedly went to a nearby apartment complex and began knocking on an apartment door. When the resident answered, a shirtless Norman allegedly began yelling at the resident to "fight him." When the resident closed and locked the door, Norman allegedly began to ram the door with his shoulder causing damage to the door and frame. Norman allegedly moved on to another residence where he walked in through the closed but unlocked door and began yelling for the apartments' two male occupants to fight him, before chasing the victims around a table, and unable to catch them, threw a lamp at them and missed. According to the report, Norman grabbed a slice a pizza before chasing one of the victims into a bedroom and snatching a landline phone from a victim who was attempting to dial 9-1-1. Norman allegedly swung the phone at the victim several times, hitting him once in the back of the head. Norman chased the man outside and around the apartment complex before running into a chain fence, knocking it down and passing out on top of it, the report said. Deputies arrived on scene to find Norman unresponsive and seemingly under the influence of alcohol. They were able to handcuff Norman without further incident, though he allegedly made vague threats to deputies during his arrest. The woman who was punched in the head declined to be transported to a hospital, though she told deputies she had a brain tumor and would need a thorough medical examination. There were no other major injuries reported at the scene, according to the report. Norman is currently being held in Escambia County Jail on $262,500 bond. https://weartv.com/news/local/shirtless-pensacola-man-arrested-for-going-house-to-house-looking-for-someone-to-fight-11-03-2018
November 5, 20187 yr I’m just waiting for the tabloid follow up: “A man punched me in the head, and cured my brain tumor”
November 6, 20187 yr Photo does not show shirtless. Article does not mention him putting on a shirt at any point during the rampage or arrest. How does the booking photo show him with a shirt on? Clearly fake news!
November 6, 20187 yr 18 hours ago, Vic Mackey said: https://weartv.com/news/local/shirtless-pensacola-man-arrested-for-going-house-to-house-looking-for-someone-to-fight-11-03-2018 Just going door-to-door, looking for a few UFC sparring partners..? Meh... At least he's being healthy & active...
November 6, 20187 yr I’ve always been curious what makes the people that put out these news reports use the person‘s full name whereas others it’s just there first and last name
November 6, 20187 yr I’ve always been curious what makes the people that put out these news reports use the person‘s full name whereas others it’s just there first and last name Did he assassinate someone? Because that’s how you get your full name.
November 6, 20187 yr 19 minutes ago, Beau Vine said: Is that Chad Briscoe? Phlegm, obviously. Probably tried to fight all these people while calling them Texum aggys.
November 6, 20187 yr This is what that guys kid will say at his funeral- cuz you know he’s gotta have offspring:
November 6, 20187 yr This was bad timing to twist off like that. I bet his anxiety is heightened knowing that he might not get to vote.
November 6, 20187 yr Quick summary: Get hammered "Fuck you, seizure lady!" "Fuck you, hammer swinger, I'll burn your trailer down!" "Fuck you, door!" "Fuck you, dudes running around a table! Fuck you too, lamp!" "Hey look, pizza." "Fuck you, landline phone!" "Fuck you, chain link fence!" zzzzzzzzzzzz
November 7, 20187 yr Thread title is unnecessarily long. Shirtless Man in Florida Arrested for Going Door to Door Looking to Fight Someone Everyone already assumes the Florida part.
November 13, 20187 yr Phlegm, obviously. Probably tried to fight all these people while calling them Texum aggys. Dude, I am a 7+ hour drive from Pensicola. You seem stupid.
November 13, 20187 yr 7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said: How was this not Ed orgeron? I thought for certain it was Zach Zmith. He probably did this last night in Columbus.
November 13, 20187 yr Dudes lucky someone who didn't have time for his shit didn't go Indiana Jones on his ass:
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