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haha, hearing a Cowboys player yell shit on the bootleg was awesome

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what? the QB can run?  isn't that illegal?

What a joke of an organization.

Quit fucking clapping Jason. The fuck is there to clap about ?

Maybe he’s a titans fan

Not sure why this is a shocker but didn't realize Jason is 2nd longest cowboy head coach

1 minute ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Quit fucking clapping Jason. The fuck is there to clap about ?

He gets a big paycheck and doesn’t have to be any good at his job.

Brings my survivor league down to 7 (from 60). Nice...glad I could count on the jerruhboys sucking

6 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Probably doesn't know all the plays.  Only knows 10 of them.  The other 10 are for next week.

And 9 of them are handoffs toZeke.

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Just now, Zepol87 said:

Not sure why this is a shocker but didn't realize Jason is 2nd longest cowboy head coach

How is that shocking? Landry was the coach for 3 decades. Jimmy was here just a handful of years. Then ran through 4 coaches in about 10 years.

Redball was fucking clapping on the 4th down throw away. He needs to be executed.

Best thing to happen. We have 3 choices:

1. Get rid of Garrett and staff

2. Get rid of Garrett and staff and dak

3. Stay the same. Couldn’t win with Romo.

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Booger, WTF are you talking about? Have you watched this team? 

Booger's a fucking idiot, if Dak wasn't SEC he'd be calling him out instead of making excuses.

This team is so fucked. No first round next season and they are wedded to Dak. They are gonna overlay that worthless fucker and Dallas won’t see the playoffs for 5 years.

 

im so fucking depressed 

Ah the return to the Campo years!

Just now, hookem48 said:

Booger's a fucking idiot, if Dak wasn't SEC he'd be calling him out instead of making excuses.

I mean damn, his name is Booger. Of course he's an idiot. 

Did we win?  What’s high score?   Great effort guys. Continue to get paid millions for shit.  

Just now, FizzleFish said:

Did dak run ever on a keeper? 

No. That shit doesn’t work in the nfl or college. 

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Just now, FizzleFish said:

Did dak run ever on a keeper? 

No but about 3 times he ran on a scramble a few yards behind the sticks like a fucking idiot.

One of the most entertaining things to watch every year is to watch Cowboy fans blame the QB, like clockwork... You're right boys, QB has been the problem for the Cowboys since 1995, just need to find a QB, that is it.

1st down, down 14 with 5 minutes left.   They have been running the ball all night (all fucking season) on first down so even though you should pass it the defense would still be pretty ripe for the picking if you call a play action pass.   What do you do?  Split Zeke outside and go empty taking away any doubt what the play call is, then have Zeke just stand there and do nothing.   Fucking idiots.   

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Witten trashed this offense the whole game. So did Booger. They both suck as announcers but were spot on. No creativity. So predictable. Defense knows exactly what is coming every singe play.

 

Half way through the season and Kansas has as many wins as the Cowboys.

Dallas goes 1-4 in the next 5, bringing their record to 4-9, then goes 3-0 in their last 3, against an extremely weak schedule, to finish 7-9.  Jerruh sees 3 game winning streak as Ginger finally putting the pieces together, and gives him another year.  City of Dallas commits mass seppuku.

4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

No but about 3 times he ran on a scramble a few yards behind the sticks like a fucking idiot.

Ha! I remember those. My point is that I think this offensive staff is stuck in the past. Every fan knows that dak needs to run some. Then we see that shuttle pass the titans ran for a td....that was awesome. Such good execution as Lawrence as all over the fake to the rb.

I should have played a drinking game tonight - take a shot every time Witten said "this is the world you live in" and Booger said "draft pick capital"  

Since when did Jerry GAF about what Cowboys fans thought?

That would be never. As long as he is making money nothing seems to create change with him, unless the head coach gets too much positive attention. 

Prove me wrong.

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Just now, Assman said:

Dallas goes 1-4 in the next 5, bringing their record to 4-9, then goes 3-0 in their last 3, against an extremely weak schedule, to finish 7-9.  Jerruh sees 3 game winning streak as Ginger finally putting the pieces together, and gives him another year.  City of Dallas commits mass seppuku.

they are going 0-5.  Sean Lee is likely out for the season and Frederick isn't coming back this season.  the team will quit.  I have the over/under at 1.5 wins the rest of the way.

10 minutes ago, Farkimedes said:

This team is so fucked. No first round next season and they are wedded to Dak. They are gonna overlay that worthless fucker and Dallas won’t see the playoffs for 5 years.

 

im so fucking depressed 

Gave up the first round pick for the best WR on the team and Dak has two years left on his rookie deal.

 

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

 

No idea what he was thinking at the time and yes if he tackles him there is a small possibility that you can force a turnover, but if he tackles him all you are doing is letting Tennessee run more time off the clock. This will just be something for people to latch onto and look for a scapegoat.

5 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

Does Romo have any eligibility left?

Would bring him back as head coach tonight if it meant being done with Garrett.

some dipshit on the NFL channel is yelling about you gotta let Dak throw 40 times a game. lol

3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

 

Saw that too......what the hell was he doing?

4 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

 

dude can't change direction on that knee for starters

1 minute ago, Wild Bill said:

Saw that too......what the hell was he doing?

Quitting.

Romo couldn’t get it done, but he may get his name on the Ring of Honor. Garrett never could get it done, how on earth did anyone ever think he was a good coach. And Jerry thinks he’s a football God who knows everything about everything. His ego is Trump like. Dallas is on the verge of becoming another Cleveland Browns. I could care less. They’re not even fun to watch. Depressing team.

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Gave up the first round pick for the best WR on the team and Dak has two years left on his rookie deal.
 

Haha, not hard to be the best WR with this group
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9 minutes ago, Wild Bill said:

Gave up the first round pick for the best WR on the team and Dak has two years left on his rookie deal.

 

Being the fastest guy in the special olympics 50yd dash is not exactly redeeming. WR was not the issue with this team. It goes way deeper. This season was spiraling out of control and we fucked our future because now, this looks like a bottom of the league team. Raiders have to be laughing their ass off unloading Cooper for now what looks to be a really good draft pick.

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Lulz Titans. The one team that is more inept than we are.

You spoke too soon

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Double post

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How is it possible that we suck this bad? There must be a curse....there's no other explanation.

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