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Bend over and touch your toes. I’m gonna show you where the wild goose goes.

There was a time when we'd take a guy like you in the back and beat you with a hose. Now you've got your God-damned unions

"Who wants a mustache ride?"
" I do! I vant vone!"

"Don't spit on that cop's burger."

"1 burger, holding the spit."

2 hours ago, BlueGreySky said:

 If you were my son, Mac, I would've smothered you by now.

Smothered me in gravy, you big sexy man. 

There was a time when we'd take a guy like you in the back and beat you with a hose. Now you've got your God-damned unions

You know I’m not a pro-union guy cap.

Or what?  You're gonna set my ass on fire?  

Does this look like spit to you?

1....2....3. Doo eeeet



YOU BOYS LIKE MEX-E-CO?!?!

I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, 'Shenanigans.' 

"You're a sick mother fucker Mac."

"Thanks Chief."

I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, 'Shenanigans.' 
"Hey Farva, what's that place you like with the goofy shit on the walls?"

"Shenanigans, you mean Shenanigans, right?"

"Awwwwwwwwhhhhhhhwwwww"

I don't want a large, Farva. I want a god damn liter of cola! 

Who, that little guy? I wouldn’t worry about that little guy. 

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