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Mine is order pizza, drink beer, and watch CNN.  Nobody, but nobody is as good as John King.   Motherfucker is a wizard on election night. 

I may tune in to msnbc to watch that Maddow fella. 

5 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Mine is order pizza, drink beer, and watch CNN.  Nobody, but nobody is as good as John King.   Motherfucker is a wizard on election night. 

Gott love it when John king starts talking about how the late vote in  bugtussle Kentucky affects the entire state.  He must have a pretty good team of statisticians behind him

Al Jazeera and some good French Canadian beer. Maybe a tequila or two. 

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3 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

I may tune in to msnbc to watch that Maddow fella. 

wow.  what a funny take. have you considered open mic night at the chuckle hut or laff stop?

11 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Mine is order pizza, drink beer, and watch CNN.  Nobody, but nobody is as good as John King.   Motherfucker is a wizard on election night. 

John is good but Wolf Blitzer sucks.

7 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

wow.  what a funny take. have you considered open mic night at the chuckle hut or laff stop?

 awww gil eknighting for that manlady

Making use of Uber, that much I know.  Hopefully cheering on Kopser for Congress, Dikeman for Senate, and Abbott for Governor.  

Expect to be worn out after driving my Dodge Caravan full of seven Guatemalans around to vote in Medina, Kerr, Bandera and then Sutton Counties.  Probably will just cash my Soros check and head to bed   

 

 

 

 

 

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I'll probably get some taco bell and settle in with cnn

Agreed on john king. Hes the man. Plus cnn has the best projection music.

Lots of college basketball while scanning the internet feverishly for every scrap of election news. And beer. 

Substance abuse.

A very dark, very strong stout. I won't make it past 10 pm est, so hopefully we have a good idea of how it is going to end by then.

Smoke a bowl, drink some whiskey, and hope for the best

Work.

Alcohol....hopefully celebratory.

A nice bomber of something dark and strong, and probably some chips and queso/guac. CNN, possibly with fox on recall. Hopefully they are as visibly upset as the CNN folks were in 2016.

Smoke a bowl, drink some whiskey, and hope for the best
So... just like every Tuesday night.


At my house.

I'm heading for a conference in the morning and will be seeing myself back to the hotel room as early as possible. Since I don't have cable at home, it'll be a real treat (or beating) to watch what the talking heads have to say all night.

There are almost too races to follow especially with so many swing house races.     Are there any websites where you can list the races you want to follow and ignore others?

 

I'll cook a nice meal, watch CNN, and weep for the future.

I'll be in Tulsa, OK in a hotel room so I'll get to listen to the talking heads which is rare for me.

I almost mentioned eating at Cooper's today downtown but I didn't want ERHINE to show up and heckle me and make me leave the establishment due to his jeering.

If it goes poorly for the GOP, you won't hear about it on Fox until they air their first voter fraud theory story about 10:00 pm.

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Soup/sammichs for supper, help kids with homework, watch some returns on a variety of channels, have marital relations afterwards.

 

Watching college basketball and laughing at the hysteria caused by whomever wins tomorrow night.

Watching my man John King on CNN.

Chatting with you fuckers and hopefully celebrating with y’all like the night Doug Jones won.

Eating whatever the husband picks up. This bitch is not cooking tomorrow night.

Plus, tomorrow is supposed to be a a tornado/severe weather shitshow. I’m voting come hell or high water. I’m hoping against all good sense that Walt Maddox can pull off a miracle but I’m really motivated by two particularly odious amendments.

One to basically outlaw abortion even if the mother’s life is at risk and the other to put the Ten Comandments on state property - IE The Roy Moore Amendment.

I’m hoping the scary weather keeps a lot of the old scared people at home tomorrow.

Take the OP’s mother out for a nice steak dinner and never call her again.

1 minute ago, Bama Chick said:

I’m hoping the scary weather keeps a lot of the old scared people at home tomorrow.

Like the Walking Dead, but they go to the polls in any kind of weather.   

 

Better you should create  a Facebook warning on your parents' account  telling their friends that "The Police say that the coloreds all have razor blades hidden in their clothes  and will cut white folks on election day if they go out.... pass it on! "

Oh, Hell, never mind.   They'll go out and vote anyway, and some old guys will shoot the first minority person they see.

 

Pizza.  Find CNN streaming on YouTube (very rarely do we regret cutting the cable).

It’s open ended. Pretty much anything other than watching election returns.

Yeah olds vote but after the horrific tornado outbreak here back in 2011 they are almost as scared of severe weather as they are of brown people.

And since there aren’t any big attention getting races here this cycle the motivation isn’t as pronounced here like it is in Texas and Florida and Georgia.

Just need MeeMaw and Poppa to keep their old asses at the house to avoid the weather.

Let’s get some voter suppression from Mother Nature.

Stuck in Amarillo this week so probably grab a case of beer and Doordash  Abuelo's and watch CNN.

Going to hit at least one of the judicial candidates watch party for a bit. Then, once returns really start coming in, I’ll probably head home, pour a whiskey, and watch the Republic self-immolate.

1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

Start of college basketball too.

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Kids practice and booster club meetings

I will catch the results while I work at 10

Celebrate the Blue Wave!!  Or start working on blueprints for the new panic room... whichever is appropriate.

Pat myself on the back for being the worlds best poll greeter.  "Hail comrade!"  Wish me luck.

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Gonna get riled up, I fear.

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

I'm heading for a conference in the morning and will be seeing myself back to the hotel room as early as possible. Since I don't have cable at home, it'll be a real treat (or beating) to watch what the talking heads have to say all night.

Partisan bullshit aside, I am amazed at how much non election shit was scheduled for tomorrow.   I’ve got a work conference, a school of business mini symposium, a colleague in from Atlanta, and one other obligation.  Plus, it’s basketball season opener.  I guess Beto fever didn’t reach Cvent 

Duke-Kentucky.  Try and tune in here and there for updates but likely streaming both on separate devices.

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

If it goes poorly for the GOP, you won't hear about it on Fox until they air their first voter fraud theory story about 10:00 pm.

Hannity is prepared to talk about Hillary if the senate race looks bad.

Make a victory seafood gumbo that will be washed down with whiskey.

Headed to the gym. Then I’ll get in line to vote after workout. I’ll tease both libs and conservatives all day—-watch the results on CNN, MSNBC and Fox for the lulz. I’m voting all Rs because the Ds act like Ds. I hope we have R control so my flights tomorrow will be more enjoyable.

Leftovers from last night.  Then kicked to the man cave because the Mishtress doesn't like politics coverage.  Thus, switching between CNN and MSNBC, and fingerpicking the cedar top.

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